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  • Don the Baptist
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    Re: I need references.

    Originally posted by BiskitFoo View Post
    Flint, I love how you censor Alex here, instead of ol' Donny boy here calling him a queer, a faggot, and other things. The bias is killing me.

    Well, I said nothing untrue (praise and glory). AlexLessThanMighty claims to be a "petroleum engineer". Well, call me a dullard if you will but:
    • Petroleum is used in Vaseline, as in petroleum jelly...
    • Engineer, when added to the end of petroleum sounds a lot like end, do you see that eng, end, eng, end....
    • End - as in rear end, butt, hiney, exit only (for us Christians)
    • Now, we have petroleum jelly and ass used in the same term (by Alex NOT me).
    • He also "claims" to be WELL compensated (better than anyone here) for taking it in the rear end, which makes him no better than a 2 bit whore in my book, forgive me Jesus...
    • The natural inference is that AlexNotMighty is queer, rump-ranger, low wage earner, loser, etc.
    Do you see how I arrived at that conclusion AirBiscuit? Alex (and yourself apparently) would be well served by turning from your homerish, rump-ranger ways and turning to Jesus instead, HE and ONLY HE can help you with forsaking your perversions - can I pray with you both?

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: I need references.

    Originally posted by BiskitFoo View Post
    1st how do you know God doesn't want you to?
    2nd He didn't ask for a verbal attack.
    3rd Are you retarded or can you not speak english?
    4th The question was pointless? You can't answer logically can you? When did he say anything about Tuesday? Enlighten me.
    5th Stupid? God did kill innocent people.
    1st how do you know God doesn't want you to?
    Want me to do what?
    2nd He didn't ask for a verbal attack.
    Who is “He”?
    3rd Are you retarded or can you not speak english?
    I have corrected your English
    4th The question was pointless? You can't answer logically can you? When did he say anything about Tuesday? Enlighten me.
    The point of the answer was to show you that your question was pointless.
    5th Stupid? God did kill innocent people.
    Can you give me any names, dates, witnesses, means, motive, opportunity? No, I thought not.

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  • Deaner
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    Re: I need references.

    Originally posted by AlexAlmighty View Post
    What was God doing before he created Adam?
    He was obviously thinking about things you idiot.

    We're at six thousand years and counting. We know that God knows everything including that which has not yet happened. Therefore he had to plan it all. Every tiny detail right down to how many hairs on the head of every single being that ever lived.

    Don't you realize how long that would take to figure things out?

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  • BiskitFool
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    Re: I need references.

    Originally posted by BiskitFoo View Post
    1st how do you know God doesn't want to?
    2nd He didn't ask for a verbal attack.
    3rd Are you retarded or can you not speak english?
    4th The question was pointless? You can't answer logically can you? When did he say anything about Tuesday? Enlighten me.
    5th Stupid? God did kill innocent people.
    There's an edit.

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  • BiskitFool
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    Re: I need references.

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    You are stupid - God has kill no innocent people
    The godless heathens are being punished for their lack of Faith in The Lord
    See above.
    He is all about, he sees and knows everything.
    This is not known – you have personal secrets, God chooses not to divulge this part of His history – a Christian accepts that privacy.
    God placed Adam upon earth to enjoy eternal life free from all wants. He produced Eve from Adam as a “helpmeet” for Adam. Only after Eve ate of the Tree of Knowledge did God make mankind mortal. This was His punishment for disobedience.
    This question is pointless – before Tuesday, where was Tuesday?
    No, the war against Satan and his minions will continue.
    Can you understand English? Are you a retard? God is not too keen on retards and I am beginning to be less forgiving of you than perhaps I should be. Can you really be that stupid? God said, “Thou shalt not kill.” He did not say “I shall not kill.” You’re a cretin who knows absolutely nothing about Christianity – you vile heathen!

    Now, what aspect of finding Jesus interests you most?

    1st how do you know God doesn't want you to?
    2nd He didn't ask for a verbal attack.
    3rd Are you retarded or can you not speak english?
    4th The question was pointless? You can't answer logically can you? When did he say anything about Tuesday? Enlighten me.
    5th Stupid? God did kill innocent people.

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: I need references.

    Originally posted by AlexAlmighty View Post
    1. Why did God kill innocent people back in Ancient Times?
    You are stupid - God has kill no innocent people
    2. Why is there starvation in the world?
    The godless heathens are being punished for their lack of Faith in The Lord
    3. Why won't God heal amputees?
    See above.
    4. If God exists, then why is he hiding?
    He is all about, he sees and knows everything.
    5. What was God doing before he created Adam?
    This is not known – you have personal secrets, God chooses not to divulge this part of His history – a Christian accepts that privacy.
    6. And just why did God create man? For his own perverse pleasure? To toy with mankind and to test mankind? To send the believers to heaven to serve Him there and to cast the others into Hell so Satan can have his pleasure with the unbelievers?
    God placed Adam upon earth to enjoy eternal life free from all wants. He produced Eve from Adam as a “helpmeet” for Adam. Only after Eve ate of the Tree of Knowledge did God make mankind mortal. This was His punishment for disobedience.
    7. If God created the universe, who made God?
    This question is pointless – before Tuesday, where was Tuesday?
    8. If God existed, Prayer would have granted world peace by now wouldn't it have?
    No, the war against Satan and his minions will continue.
    9. "Thou shalt not kill." Did God violate his own commandment?
    Can you understand English? Are you a retard? God is not too keen on retards and I am beginning to be less forgiving of you than perhaps I should be. Can you really be that stupid? God said, “Thou shalt not kill.” He did not say “I shall not kill.” You’re a cretin who knows absolutely nothing about Christianity – you vile heathen!

    Now, what aspect of finding Jesus interests you most?

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  • BiskitFool
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    Re: I need references.

    Originally posted by AlexAlmighty View Post
    I happen to be a petroleum engineer. I make more as an undergrad than you do. And trust me, paper will soon be obsolete. With the ability to send articles via email or carry them in an external device and with the ability to draw art on a computer by using an external touch pad, we will come to an age where paper is useless. And I'm sure that age is approaching very, very quickly. If I'm a pantload, that must make you a ****head. See you later ****head.

    Flint, I love how you censor Alex here, instead of ol' Donny boy here calling him a queer, a faggot, and other things. The bias is killing me.

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  • Don the Baptist
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    Re: I need references.

    Originally posted by AlexAlmighty View Post
    I happen to be a petroleum engineer. I make more as an undergrad than you do. And trust me, paper will soon be obsolete. With the ability to send articles via email or carry them in an external device and with the ability to draw art on a computer by using an external touch pad, we will come to an age where paper is useless. And I'm sure that age is approaching very, very quickly. If I'm a pantload, that must make you a ****head. See you later ****head.
    blah, blah, blah - and I am a self-employed investment advisor (yeah, that's right - business OWNER) and a quality engineering consultant - trust me you do not make more than I do, and you are still a pantload. But thanks for "showing" your "love of Christ" that you hold for all mankind. What a hypocrite! And a mean bastard too.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: I need references.

    Originally posted by AlexAlmighty View Post
    I did some research over this topic and I found no such verse saying homosexuality is wrong except for Leviticus 18: 22
    Well, "I did some research" is a clear lie, because even the most rudimentary searches would show more than that one verse condemning sodomites.

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  • AlexAlmighty
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    Re: I need references.

    Originally posted by Don the Baptist View Post
    You say that with such self-righteous indignation that it makes me think that you actually believe that my profile is true ...

    Pulpwood cutting is a necessary thing just because we all use paper, and it was quite popular for nonliterate individuals in the deep south when I was in high school.

    I would be very surprised if you made more than I do, trust me asshat. However, no matter how much you do or do not make - you are still a pantload...

    I happen to be a petroleum engineer. I make more as an undergrad than you do. And trust me, paper will soon be obsolete. With the ability to send articles via email or carry them in an external device and with the ability to draw art on a computer by using an external touch pad, we will come to an age where paper is useless. And I'm sure that age is approaching very, very quickly. If I'm a pantload, that must make you a ****head. See you later ****head.
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 05-06-2008, 10:27 AM. Reason: toilet talk edited

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  • Don the Baptist
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    Re: I need references.

    Originally posted by AlexAlmighty View Post

    Well Donny-boy, I want you to prove that God exists. Now answer me these questions:
    1. Why did God kill innocent people back in Ancient Times?
    2. Why is there starvation in the world?
    3. Why won't God heal amputees?
    4. If God exists, then why is he hiding?
    5. What was God doing before he created Adam?
    6. And just why did God create man? For his own perverse pleasure? To toy with mankind and to test mankind? To send the believers to heaven to serve Him there and to cast the others into Hell so Satan can have his pleasure with the unbelievers?
    7. If God created the universe, who made God?
    8. If God existed, Prayer would have granted world peace by now wouldn't it have?
    9. "Thou shalt not kill." Did God violate his own commandment?
    You select a most peculiar way to prove something to me that I do not doubt to start with. You use questions that atheists use to argue that God does not exist so that concerns me with your motives.

    None of your questions can be adequately answered to satisfy anyone with the ability to think and neither prove of disprove anything even when answered, so there is really no point in addressing your foolish list of inquiries.

    If you want to answer them yourself that is quite fine but I doubt we would agree on your answers and neither can you prove that your answers are correct.

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  • Don the Baptist
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    Re: I need references.

    Originally posted by AlexAlmighty View Post
    I made a point on the "Pulp wood", mainly because MY job is supperior in payment,
    You say that with such self-righteous indignation that it makes me think that you actually believe that my profile is true ...

    Pulpwood cutting is a necessary thing just because we all use paper, and it was quite popular for nonliterate individuals in the deep south when I was in high school.

    I would be very surprised if you made more than I do, trust me asshat. However, no matter how much you do or do not make - you are still a pantload...

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  • AlexAlmighty
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    Re: I need references.

    Originally posted by Don the Baptist View Post
    , Gee I know not where to start, you are truly a mean, hateful person. I simply try to share the love of Christ with you and you shit all over me. I am truly hurt you queer lover.

    Why call me inferior, just because you are a rump-ranger and I am not does not make the inferior one, YOU are the one that invited me to pull peckers with you in your first post you homo.

    All of this gay slang just further demonstrates your hatred and vile name calling. You should get down on your knees and ask Baby Jesus to help you, you sick bastard.

    Sooo, God causes men to be queer huh, it's all His fault - that is just sick. There is a name for that pathology you fag, its called escapism and it is very immature. Take responsibility for you own sickness you sissy.

    What the hell is woodpulp you idiot? I cut Pulp Wood so bear that in mind every time you pass a love note to your queer boyfriend on a post-it, someone had to cut the pulpwood to make that paper you are wasting on your sick, vile homeristic love affair.

    Again - you and your name calling. I'm gonna pray for you queer, Jesus loves you and He (only He) can help you and your depraved lifestyle.

    Hopefully you are serious and will NOT post further hatred and hurtful comments. I have to go now and pray, I am just too upset to continue right now.
    Well Donny-boy, I want you to prove that God exists. Now answer me these questions:
    1. Why did God kill innocent people back in Ancient Times?
    2. Why is there starvation in the world?
    3. Why won't God heal amputees?
    4. If God exists, then why is he hiding?
    5. What was God doing before he created Adam?
    6. And just why did God create man? For his own perverse pleasure? To toy with mankind and to test mankind? To send the believers to heaven to serve Him there and to cast the others into Hell so Satan can have his pleasure with the unbelievers?
    7. If God created the universe, who made God?
    8. If God existed, Prayer would have granted world peace by now wouldn't it have?
    9. "Thou shalt not kill." Did God violate his own commandment?

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  • AlexAlmighty
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    Re: I need references.

    Originally posted by Don the Baptist View Post
    , Gee I know not where to start, you are truly a mean, hateful person. I simply try to share the love of Christ with you and you shit all over me. I am truly hurt you queer lover.

    Why call me inferior, just because you are a rump-ranger and I am not does not make the inferior one, YOU are the one that invited me to pull peckers with you in your first post you homo.

    All of this gay slang just further demonstrates your hatred and vile name calling. You should get down on your knees and ask Baby Jesus to help you, you sick bastard.

    Sooo, God causes men to be queer huh, it's all His fault - that is just sick. There is a name for that pathology you fag, its called escapism and it is very immature. Take responsibility for you own sickness you sissy.

    What the hell is woodpulp you idiot? I cut Pulp Wood so bear that in mind every time you pass a love note to your queer boyfriend on a post-it, someone had to cut the pulpwood to make that paper you are wasting on your sick, vile homeristic love affair.

    Again - you and your name calling. I'm gonna pray for you queer, Jesus loves you and He (only He) can help you and your depraved lifestyle.

    Hopefully you are serious and will NOT post further hatred and hurtful comments. I have to go now and pray, I am just too upset to continue right now.
    Okay Donny-boy. First of all, I asked for references, not for verbal attacks. Just because I retaliate from a douchbag remark, dosne't make me a "truly mean and hateful person", but it makes you an asswipe. I made a point on the "Pulp wood", mainly because MY job is supperior in payment, and I don't have to envy people who have more than I by calling them gay. And I'll have you know that I'm married to a woman, and I won't resort to having pleasures with a man like you will. YOU were the one who provoked me, and if you think you can insult someone without getting a negative response, THINK AGAIN ASSHOLE!.

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  • One-eyed Jack
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    Re: I need references.

    Homosexuality:

    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them. Leviticus 20:13

    This is a very clear and simple command from the Lord.

    Note on Bibles:

    The NIV, as with many other transliterations of the True Bible, has been purposefully softened so it will be more palatable for post-Enlightenment culture. Softening God's word by mis-translating it is NOT A GOOD IDEA.

    God said what He meant to say. The King James is God's Word, properly transcribed with inspiration from Him.

    Judgement:

    Christians have possession of God's Truth. Everyone else abides in error.

    It would be a horrible crime to allow those who abide in error to continue in error until they receive the ultimate horror: eternal damnation and permanent separation from God.

    Therefore it is critically important to pry people away from the errors of atheism, of Buddhism, of Scientology, of Catholicism, and bring them to the True Christian faith. THE GOAL IS SALVATION OF THE ETERNAL SOUL!

    As a thought experiment, imagine that you are a Spanish Christian in the year 1123. You believe that if you can get the man before you to repent his heresy and accept the True Faith he will be saved and, after death, live forever with Chirst.

    Now: is it not a righteous act to burn out his eyes with a red-hot poker and thereby save his soul? For the agony and blindness is temporary, and merely of this mortal Earth, while the glory of salvation is permanent and eternal!

    This, sir, is the underlying logic of the True Christian movement in America:
    • Christians are superior to everyone else in wisdom and morality.
    • Any means are justified if the end is salvation.
    • Society must be turned from Satan's influence and brought into conformance with Christ.
    This is why Christians want to use the rule of law to ban homosexuality, the first steps being to deny homosexuals rights like protection from discrimination and the right to marry. That is why Christians want Christian texts in the schools: so children will learn Christian Truth from the first, and not the secular tenets of Darwin and the moral relativity of Einstein.

    In Closing:

    You will very seldom hear these things said outright and honestly. Even the most, um, emphatic televangelists seldom say honestly that they want to force Christian law on everyone else. But that is the bedrock logic of Christianity:

    Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 14:6

    Jesus Himself said there is no Truth but Him.

    I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:

    That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else. Isaiah 45:5,6

    God said there is none else but Him.

    Upon that absolutism Christianity is founded: that all other paths are error, all other ways wrong. That is bedrock. It is not acknowledged openly by most liberal Christian congregations, but it is indeed one of the unspoken truths upon which all Christianity is founded.

    ~~ OEJ

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