[Pastor Ezekiel]

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The papists have learned from the joos, who have been using the nigra as their muscle for decades.

[Levi Jones]

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And where are the papists here - laying claim to be arbiters of culture, taste, class and tradition? It might have been true during the time of being obsessed with inheriting the Roman Empire and clinging to the Latin liturgy. Then there were the glories of the Gregorian Chant, the well tempered Bach Magnificat, and the Handel oratorio that contains the longest "Amen" on record.

Well it seems that the Prince of Darkness has brought forth something called the "Guitar Mass" for the masses. Save yourself the trouble here and take a dose of Ipecac syrup instead of clicking the "play" button.

Guitar Mass

Bless you too, my tambourine tapping toad.

Oh Lord, NO! My ears! What was that jungle hopped up jungle bunny noise? And did I see a woman wearing a robe with a cross around it?

They got some splaining to do.

[Attila's Wife]

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I'm starting to wonder if some of our senior LBC members have infiltrated the conclave that votes for these clowns - if so, then I salute them for their selflessness. If not, then the only explanation is that the Catlicks are determined to wipe themselves out, in some kind of (anti-Darwinian) natural deselection.

I mean, first they had Pope Bennie in the Moira Shearer red shoes with the swastika-patterned soles. Whatever language he spoke, every time he opened his mouth he sounded like a character from the 1980s British World War II sitcom, 'Allo 'Allo. Nobody could take him seriously.

Once that joke got stale, they got rid of him and replaced him with the Argie Jesuit, who seemed more dangerous at first. But what is Frankie saying? Hey, it's fine to be a bum-bandit! Never mind reproduction, which is what the Catlicks have always relied on for their numbers (because nobody in their right mind would ever CHOOSE to join them). Let's encourage our men to take it up the rear door - and, just so the women don't feel neglected, well, munch away on that rug, ladies.

It's disgusting and repellent BUT it is very much in our interests.

Praise the Lord!

YiC
AW

[Alan Roberts Jr.]

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Worthless Catlix will provide good company for their pal Satan.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Perhaps he meant Kenny G was playing Stockhausen... sort of like turnip truck Baptwits yammering on about the Pope as it were.

God says jump and his Holiness says "how high?"

Let us know when God opens up a direct channel to Pasture Zeke and we'll talk then.


Bless you, my woolly Boulez warbler,
Father Mo
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And where are the papists here - laying claim to be arbiters of culture, taste, class and tradition? It might have been true during the time of being obsessed with inheriting the Roman Empire and clinging to the Latin liturgy. Then there were the glories of the Gregorian Chant, the well tempered Bach Magnificat, and the Handel oratorio that contains the longest "Amen" on record.

Well it seems that the Prince of Darkness has brought forth something called the "Guitar Mass" for the masses. Save yourself the trouble here and take a dose of Ipecac syrup instead of clicking the "play" button.

Guitar Mass

Bless you too, my tambourine tapping toad.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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I notice that our ring-kissing "father" Mo doesn't have any defense for his cult's latest blasphemies.

They will get what's theirs

Revelation 17:3 - So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.

The catholic church has always contorted His Word for the benefit of a bunch of muny grubbing, dress wearing, gaywads with an obsession for little boys and long candles. They just flaunt their perversity, they have become so used to being protected by their cronies while forcing conversion through young anuses.

[MitzaLizalor]

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God says jump and his Holiness says "how high?"

I think the expression you're looking for is

When the bishop says "Jump" don't say "Why?"
Say, "How high?"

I would have had you down as ogling Messiaen?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I notice that our ring-kissing "father" Mo doesn't have any defense for his cult's latest blasphemies.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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I think Brother Levi Jones was referring to the elevator ride down - which does indeed suggest that Kenny G is being merciful. Alban Berg, Stockhausen, and Andrew Lloyd Webber come later - when you have eternity you have plenty of time.

Perhaps he meant Kenny G was playing Stockhausen... sort of like turnip truck Baptwits yammering on about the Pope as it were.

God says jump and his Holiness says "how high?"

Let us know when God opens up a direct channel to Pasture Zeke and we'll talk then.






Bless you, my woolly Boulez warbler,
Father Mo




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[AliceDemonslayer]

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I am not truly bothered by this since it gives those silly catholics another thing to be wrong and sinful about. They can burn in hell for tolerating those queers, while I follow the Word of God.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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A big fan of The Beatles' music and they of his

Yoko can be MC

All backed by the pope-ettes (clothing optional) I can hardly wait to deny them a sip of water

I believe Yoko has actually met Satan and has lived to interpret an artistic expression of the event.

[Didymus Much]

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...Alban Berg, Stockhausen, and Andrew Lloyd Webber come later...

I'm not usually one to exclaim, "Oh, sweet Jesus", but I'm tempted to make an exception in this case.






edit: That's in relation to your twisted and cruel imagination, nothing else.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Stockhausen

A big fan of The Beatles' music and they of his

Yoko can be MC

All backed by the pope-ettes (clothing optional) I can hardly wait to deny them a sip of water

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Kenny G? I thought God was supposed to be merciful.

I think Brother Levi Jones was referring to the elevator ride down - which does indeed suggest that Kenny G is being merciful. Alban Berg, Stockhausen, and Andrew Lloyd Webber come later - when you have eternity you have plenty of time.

[Didymus Much]

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...They are going to be bobbing for firecrackers in acid while sliding down a cheese grater listening to Kenny G on their way down.

Kenny G? I thought God was supposed to be merciful.