Originally posted by lolotroll
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What on earth have the “Dead Sea Scrolls” got to do with the price of fish? The Dead Sea Scrolls are the inarticulate scribbling of some peasant deficient in minerals and vitamins, who existed on a diet of pebbles, luke-warm mud and juniper bush leaves.
The author had never been educated and spent at least 6 months between hearing a story and being able to afford the paper and pen to record it. In the meantime, his body was being ravaged by parasites and his brain boiled by the sun.
You expect this paragon of literary virtue and accuracy to record anything at all worth listening to? You’re a cretin.
Look friend, God decided that King James was to be the conduit through which His Inerrant Word would be transmitted to the Unsaved Trash in pure American. God rarely makes mistakes and He was not going to do it in a scientific record of His History, was He?
So just don’t bother even thinking about the Dead Sea Scrolls. They were used as kindling for the fires of the sand nigras before they were seized upon by lunatic false Christians and joos thinking that they would make a quick buck out of them.
OK, That’s put one of your ridiculous ideas to bed… homers get stoned to death. they don't get "fluffy-bunny banished" - no argument.
Got any more bright ideas?

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