[Bible Thumping Billy]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

A big AMEN so many good posts so far. Let me just clarify as well that their truly is a difference between a glutton and someone who has a little meat on them.
Disgusts me how many glutton scum, so-called Christians park their wretched, smelly carcasses near me at church while I am trying to worship our Lord GOD. I should not have to feel like throwing up while singing hymns and praising Jesus.

"God doesn't care that I'm fat, He loves us all equally." *pukes* such ignorance of people, truly amazing.
I get a big chuckle out of the "big-boned" thing, or I eat normal I just have a different metabolism.

Hogwash! You are fat, disgusting and Hell bound because you have no will to live, are demon ridden and have no desire to let Jesus into your heart.

On that note, time for some nice home made burritos, regular beef of course and heavy on the cheese

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

The Citizens of Freehold are well-known for being robust, big-boned Americans. That's hardly the same thing as being obese.

Trust me.

When the predominant blood-type in your cult is 'Ragu' you have a weight problem.


I am reminded of that old joke about the difference between an LBC woman and a Police car... it take TWO police cars to set up a road block!





Bless you, my super-sized and subsidised singultients
Father Mo




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[Jack O'fagan]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

"Glandular problem" – I've never heard of that before. As capitalists we are always looking for ways to make feed produce more meat in order to feed the worlds hungry at lower cost and make more profit. If there is a way to make 3 ounces of feed make 3 pounds of meat we might just win the Nobel Prize.

I've noticed that you don't get many 'glandular problems' in Ethiopia.

I never heard this from Bob Geldolf,

'Send us your money for fecks sake. I've seen three kids die this morning due to lack of food. It's so desperate. The kids are all just skin and bone. Well apart from the saddest case Mboki. She has glandular problems, that's why she is 30 stone and has an arse like a feckin hippo!

We need your money NOW so we can get grain for the dying and a crane so we can winch Mboki out of her feckin hut'

Maybe I just missed that report,

YIC

Jack

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

I have a large glass of ice cold buttermilk, a plate of deep fried Tater-Tots(c) with Velveeta(c) melted on them, and a thick juicy Porterhouse steak every morning for breakfast, and I'm in excellent shape.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

The Citizens of Freehold are well-known for being robust, big-boned Americans. That's hardly the same thing as being obese.

Amen.

And what's a little big-boned-ness when you're out sweating while working on the farm, and for breakfast, sucking down egg yokes, bacon, and whole milk praising Jesus.

God smiles.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

The Citizens of Freehold are well-known for being robust, big-boned Americans. That's hardly the same thing as being obese.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

The good Lord may be upset that some choose to not care of their earthly temple... a vessel He has given us... God is not one to hate just because somebody is obese.

If that were the case than surely He would have wiped Iowa off the map years ago.

Let's face it.

Most people in Freehold walk into a restaurant and ask for an estimate instead of a menu.




Bless you, my circumferrentially challenged cake-holes,
Father Mo





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Let's remember that Proverbs 23:2 says: "Put a knife to thy throat if thou be a man given to appetite." And Judges 3:15-25 has Ehud killing the offensively obese Eglon, King of Moab, a sinner. You get the impression just by reading that God's messenger's kill was twice as easy due to the king's Jesus-offending girth.

Pastor Ed

[Abner Leopold]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

Next they will claim fat is a disease, like alcoholism or substance abuse is a disease. Not even they are all choices, glandular problem, munchies, however you label it its a choice. I mean if your fat & you eat healthy and small amounts, you won't be fat anymore. Just like if an alcoholic doesn't drink they won't be intoxicated, DUH! What are theae idiots thinking, defending these fat gluttons. Gluttony is a very bad sin, just thought I might clear that up for the Fatty Fan Club. Why don't these trolls read the bible & get some sense before acting like fools defending weak unholy people. What's next, Satanism is not a choice, its a sickness, I am in awe of these fools who need scripture more than the box of cookies & drive thru addictions. Get a clue people. To put it in simple mormonic language for your simple minds, fat people are fat, because they are stupid, godless & have no will power.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

The good Lord may be upset that some choose to not care of their earthly temple... a vessel He has given us... God is not one to hate just because somebody is obese.

If that were the case than surely He would have wiped Iowa off the map years ago.

Let's face it.

Most people in Freehold walk into a restaurant and ask for an estimate instead of a menu.




Bless you, my circumferrentially challenged cake-holes,
Father Mo





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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

"Glandular problem" – I've never heard of that before. As capitalists we are always looking for ways to make feed produce more meat in order to feed the worlds hungry at lower cost and make more profit. If there is a way to make 3 ounces of feed make 3 pounds of meat we might just win the Nobel Prize.

I've heard that excuse many times before, Brother. You see the joos and their ultra liberal comrades are constantly searching for new catagories of victimhood. We're supposed to feel sorry for all these victims, you see. Part of their plan to destroy God's Kingdom on earth is to force every man woman and child to self-identify as a victim of some sort. That way they can establish the welfare state that the Democrats long for.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

THATS IT IVE HAD IT DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT. SOME DONT CHOSE TO BE THAT WAY they might have a gladuliar problem.
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"Glandular problem" – I've never heard of that before. As capitalists we are always looking for ways to make feed produce more meat in order to feed the worlds hungry at lower cost and make more profit. If there is a way to make 3 ounces of feed make 3 pounds of meat we might just win the Nobel Prize.

[Didymus Much]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

just saying what the world's majority has been reached...

You'll find Appeal to Majority in the Logical Fallacies section at Wikipedia. Read it.

[swedishsnowman]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

Even though you still refuse to cite the study you claim "proves" that Americans are fat, it's MY failure because (you assume) I don't have the exact same education as you?

Riiiight.

Listen, butthead. If the True Christians™ on here started claiming stuff that they couldn't support with Biblical quotations, I'd start ripping them new ones (and they'd be happy for it).

So if our hosts aren't allowed to get away with unsubstantiated claims, what makes you think you're any more deserving of mercy?

If you KNOW your above claim to be true, PROVIDE THE PROOF (as you've been asked to do) or shut the fuck up.



You're offering MORGAN SPURLOCK as proof?

I bet you think "Zeitgeist" is a great movie, too, huh?

just saying what the world's majority has been reached. but no one has said that I drag you over the edge?

[Didymus Much]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

Have you ever study facts and bioligy + health problem and a little geografy at the side for 10 years?.. no dont think so...

Even though you still refuse to cite the study you claim "proves" that Americans are fat, it's MY failure because (you assume) I don't have the exact same education as you?

Riiiight.

Listen, butthead. If the True Christians(tm) on here started claiming stuff that they couldn't support with Biblical quotations, I'd start ripping them new ones (and they'd be happy for it).

So if our hosts aren't allowed to get away with unsubstantiated claims, what makes you think you're any more deserving of mercy?

If you KNOW your above claim to be true, PROVIDE THE PROOF (as you've been asked to do) or shut the fuck up.

...Try watch the documentary "Super Size Me"

The movie was made 2004.. and the things all doctors is saying is still true..

You're offering MORGAN SPURLOCK as proof?

I bet you think "Zeitgeist" is a great movie, too, huh?

[swedishsnowman]

Re: GOD HATES FAT PEOPLE!

Yet with no citation or link to said study (or the illustrious "research Institute" that conducted the study), it looks like you're just pulling stuff out of your ass.

So is this "research Institute" actually located in your rectum?

Have you ever study facts and bioligy + health problem and a little geografy at the side for 10 years?.. no dont think so

Try watch the documentary "Super Size Me"

The movie was made 2004.. and the things all doctors is saying is still true..