[Jim Farmer]

Re: My daughters have acted out!

I'm having her in my sight on a leash at all times.

A sad story Sister Elizabeth. I pray that she is Saved© in child-bearing. In the leadup to her wedding, maybe you should affix a collar like this one to her, with a chain attached.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: My daughters have acted out!

That's pretty, but I fear her becoming vain. With all the garbage called Fifty Shades of Trash coming out, I bought some Anti-Fifty Shades collar and leash from a Christian store with Ephesians 6:1 written upon it.

[JoannaTheFaithful]

Re: My daughters have acted out!

Oh my! So much has happened. I am very sorry for the delay of response. My husband has kept me from this account so I can focus on caring for the birth of our newest child. Praise the Lord, for we had another son. My husband has given him the name David John. In all this madness some good has come out of this. Mrs. Johnson, my husband has sent another check in the mail to cover all damages and trauma my ungrateful daughter has caused your husband and you. We will be attending the wedding.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: My daughters have acted out!

Oh my! So much has happened. I am very sorry for the delay of response. My husband has kept me from this account so I can focus on caring for the birth of our newest child. Praise the Lord, for we had another son. My husband has given him the name David John. In all this madness some good has come out of this. Mrs. Johnson, my husband has sent another check in the mail to cover all damages and trauma my ungrateful daughter has caused your husband and you. We will be attending the wedding.

So sorry, the date got pushed to tomorrow; a worthy bride who was wearing white wanted today. But I saw you in town, and that was good. Your daughter is a slut, but hey, God always has a redemption plan, and soon she'll be married and pregnant! He is so good! Until then, she is chained to my bed; and my husband and I will be giving her a good spanking so she understands just a fraction of the pain this is causing you and us.

And congrats on your son! That's a fine name for him!