[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Boy's Masturbation Workshop is Coming Fast

Let me know if you need help pitching tents. I'm pretty good at that.

We all remember how good you were at that from last year! It comes up all the time.

Please don't forget about the Brother's Prayer Circle. They are more than willing to give each other a helping hand.

That reminds me! I need to bring more crackers this time.

I'll bring weiners and buns (the soft ones) for the campsite!

Nice try, joo! Your hook-nosed lawyer buddies are the reason we can't bring the No-Homo™ Youth Choir limo bus into the state of Massachusetts anymore!



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[alooneymoron]

Re: Boy's Masturbation Workshop is Coming Fast

I just know you would. I don't know if we're going to make it all the way up to New York this time around, but if you are able to make the trip to Freehold, the Boys Secret Bible Camp Retreat campsite has a tent with your name on it right next to the dipping pond. Oh Lord yes! Praise Jesus!

I'll bring weiners and buns (the soft ones) for the campsite!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Please don't forget about the Brother's Prayer Circle. They are more than willing to give each other a helping hand.

[Nobar King]

Re: Boy's Masturbation Workshop is Coming Fast

Let me know if you need help pitching tents. I'm pretty good at that.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Boy's Masturbation Workshop is Coming Fast

Brother Harry: I would love to volunteer to assist with this effort. If anyone needs a hand, please get in touch with me and I will come immediately.

I just know you would. I don't know if we're going to make it all the way up to New York this time around, but if you are able to make the trip to Freehold, the Boys Secret Bible Camp Retreat campsite has a tent with your name on it right next to the dipping pond. Oh Lord yes! Praise Jesus!

[BrotherLarry]

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Brother Harry: I would love to volunteer to assist with this effort. If anyone needs a hand, please get in touch with me and I will come immediately.

Brother Niles: What a lucky boy is your nephew! I have watched your caring and concern for him over the years and can only imagine that he has developed into a much finer young man than he would have without your compassionate guidance.

I think we should all write to President Trump and ask him to ban self-abuse, making the punishment swift and harsh. America has enough to do without a bunch of gooning idiots recklessly pulling on and diddling themselves. I know the angels cry every time someone performs an act like that. Can you imagine how much weeping is going on this very second? Just picturing all those people in the throes of self-passion makes me want to run to my prayer closet.

COME, LORD JESUS!
BrotherLarry

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Boy's Masturbation Workshop is Coming Fast

Well, I'm a Christian, and a girl, and I masturbate. Most natural thing in the world

Like Bruce Jenner is a "girl"?

God didn't make girl babies to have little ding dongs with which to ring until the cows come home.

And good Christian girls don't pretend to be lesbians on themselves.

That's repulsive.

Thank you, Youth Minister Harry. My boys have all enjoyed your services. It affects them in different ways, and I can tell those who have had a harder time shunning the temptation, as they always come home white as a ghost and silent for days. Others have come home with a spring in their step and a smile on their faces. I think your team building projects must be a big hit. Clearly the Holy Ghost is working a mighty work in them, and for that I thank you.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Well, I'm a Christian, and a girl, and I masturbate. Most natural thing in the world

What a terrible thing to say

What possible reason could you have do do such a vile things? Sexualism is not for fun especially for women: that's why God abhors them for that very action.

1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"

I for one applaud this thrust into young youth's preoccupation with self rape. My clean limbed, eager young Nephew is often to be seen through the gap in my fence rough housing with his pre teen pals (possibly shirtless) in the summer and I often invite him over to use my hot tub with his friends and make sure for a fact they no mutual masturbation or oral sexualism occurs.

You obviously don't care about this nations youth as much as I do: shame on you!

YIC

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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I think it's admirable that you're willing to try to rub out this disgusting perversion.

I agree. It seems like most people are afraid to deal with the issue.

[Des]

Re: Boy's Masturbation Workshop is Coming Fast

I host a women's workshop at a facility on an island I own off the coast of Mauritania. Through rigorous prayer and Biblical inspired motivational techniques my staff is able to prevent, among other things, masturbation in young ladies. Most of our work has to date focused on willful & defiant Chinese girls from Japan, and many of those cases have been so successful that they are currently or formerly employed at my estates in Freehold and Dallas. Anyone who has visited me would surely testify that my house staff won't even make eye contact with them, let alone touch themselves inappropriately.

[RArnold]

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Natural?!?! And you're a "Christian"?!?! Your whole statement smells fishy to me. I'm sure you're bound directly for the stinkiest parts of Hell! This workshop is for boys only. I wish I knew how to deal with girl sins, but no matter how much I close my eyes and pray to understand, I just can't bring myself all the way to it. I can get close sometimes, especially if I hold my breath for a minute, but the Lord never delivers me for the girls. Jesus only seems to touch the boys through me. I'm sorry you're going to hell. Say hi to Corey Haim for me.

Wow, that's messed up

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Boy's Masturbation Workshop is Coming Fast

Well, I'm a Christian, and a girl, and I masturbate. Most natural thing in the world

Natural?!?! And you're a "Christian"?!?! Your whole statement smells fishy to me. I'm sure you're bound directly for the stinkiest parts of Hell! This workshop is for boys only. I wish I knew how to deal with girl sins, but no matter how much I close my eyes and pray to understand, I just can't bring myself all the way to it. I can get close sometimes, especially if I hold my breath for a minute, but the Lord never delivers me for the girls. Jesus only seems to touch the boys through me. I'm sorry you're going to hell. Say hi to Corey Haim for me.

[Youth Minister Harry]

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I would like to come! Where is it being held?

This mobile missionary workshop is being conducted in the No-Homo™ Youth Choir limo bus. It's blue/green with a white hood and crushed velvet interior and a Super Mario TV game inside. You can't miss it. If you hear yelling or other noises, please wait until that session is complete before you approach.

[RArnold]

Re: Boy's Masturbation Workshop is Coming Fast

Well, I'm a Christian, and a girl, and I masturbate. Most natural thing in the world

[alooneymoron]

Re: Boy's Masturbation Workshop is Coming Fast

I would like to come! Where is it being held?