[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!



Look at the one in pink. That devilish, trollopy, I-want-to-be-just-like-my-older-sisters grin makes my righteous stomach turn and my chaste skin crawl. She'd probably be pregnant, too, were her valley fertile. Utterly reprehensible.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

It's no surprise why she's pregnant: that tart-costume exposes her elbows!

Jesus, deliver me from this harlot and her leering, lust-filled eyes, her beckoning bosom, her soft shoulders. The way her hair falls gently over them....



Wait, you can see her elbows?



Oh. The blue dress.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

I hope for Bristolboard's sake that the allegations of rape are true. Apologists from the liberal church of compromise are saying that her pregnancy is a private matter, but the core principle of True Christian™ True Republicanism™ is that sex and reproduction are intensely public matters. After all, if it's such a private matter, why don't homers get to say the same about their outrageous deathstyle choices?

[Roberta]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

This is just a disgrace. They parade Bristle out there like like she should be a role model for other teens.

I know what my dad would have done if I'd come home knocked up at 17!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

There is a possibly HUGE new breaking story that I have on a first-hand account straight from the RNC. Obama was sighted leaving a jet that had reportedly just returned from Alaska recently, and our sources claim that the poor young Palin girl has been spotted crying her eyes out. This information highlights some of our worst fears, that Obama is the illegitimate father of this bastard-child, and presumably RAPED this poor white girl. Can we have this sort of person in the White House? Do you trust him? I sure don't! More details to follow (but tell your friends)...

I'll be looking for a touch of the tar-brush when the little bundle of shame pops out... Thanks for the heads-up!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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The one in the blue-print dress looks a little bit preggers, too.....

It's no surprise why she's pregnant: that tart-costume exposes her elbows! It's just bad as the Catholic slutpocalypse they call "Pure Fashion".

I hope she marries the rapist, just like her sister will (the Palin grandchildren can obviously only be products of rape, since mother Palin believes in abstinence-only sex ed.)

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

There is a possibly HUGE new breaking story that I have on a first-hand account straight from the RNC. Obama was sighted leaving a jet that had reportedly just returned from Alaska recently, and our sources claim that the poor young Palin girl has been spotted crying her eyes out. This information highlights some of our worst fears, that Obama is the illegitimate father of this bastard-child, and presumably RAPED this poor white girl. Can we have this sort of person in the White House? Do you trust him? I sure don't! More details to follow (but tell your friends)...

That's interesting, brother Ernest. I heard that John Edwards was seen sneaking out of an Anchorage hotel at 2 in the morning a few months ago.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

There is a possibly HUGE new breaking story that I have on a first-hand account straight from the RNC. Obama was sighted leaving a jet that had reportedly just returned from Alaska recently, and our sources claim that the poor young Palin girl has been spotted crying her eyes out. This information highlights some of our worst fears, that Obama is the illegitimate father of this bastard-child, and presumably RAPED this poor white girl. Can we have this sort of person in the White House? Do you trust him? I sure don't! More details to follow (but tell your friends)...

[SUV]

Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!



The one in the blue-print dress looks a little bit preggers, too.....

My GOD! Such a Fertile, Christian Family!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

I think that Mrs. Palin should also do some serious repentance for having been such an un-Christian parent:

Prov. 22:6: Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

[eliot mayfield]

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You should all be as ashamed of yourselves as the Republican machine should be for trying to turn this into a family values issue. I wouldn't vote for Governor Palin for dog catcher, because I find many of her policies to be loathesome, but I don't see how her candidacy makes her daughter's sex life any of your business.

If her whore daughter brings disgrace upon herself, it's just another whore going to Hell. If the mother doesn't do the right thing, she brings disgrace upon her mother too. If the father fails to do the right thing, it's a disgrace upon the family. If we elect her VP, it's a disgrace upon the nation.

[StarrKingGrad]

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You should all be as ashamed of yourselves as the Republican machine should be for trying to turn this into a family values issue. I wouldn't vote for Governor Palin for dog catcher, because I find many of her policies to be loathesome, but I don't see how her candidacy makes her daughter's sex life any of your business.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

What a terrible thing for a Christian to say... for all we know this might be another immaculate conception!

Sure it is. If Jesus was going to immaculately conceive anyone, that person would be Mrs. Sarah Palin, not her little whore of a daughter.

This poor, misguided baby machine should be forgiven her mistakes and embraced by all Christians as she is showing (again) what pregnant teenage girls should do by keeping her baby and marrying the father.

Jesus isn't all that big on forgiving unrepentant sinners. I haven't seen the little harlot call a press conference to apologize, tearfully, to her parents, Americans, Jesus and President McCain. Until then, she is an unrepentant harlot living in sin.

[Brother Temperance]

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Can I ask for a little more effort in not repeating the sensationalism of the lieberal media? Speculation, half-facts and rumors are never helpful.

Especially that one rumour about how the father's actually Bristol's tard brother. That one rumour is not helpful AT ALL, and anyone caught repeating it will be severely punished.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Vice President Palin: Time to Shine!

What a terrible thing for a Christian to say... for all we know this might be another immaculate conception!

This poor, misguided baby machine should be forgiven her mistakes and embraced by all Christians as she is showing (again) what pregnant teenage girls should do by keeping her baby and marrying the father.


Bless you, my stone throwing huckster,
Father Mo



P.S. Is their anyone in Alaska who hasn't knocked up a Palin girl lately?


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