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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: S&M Barbie lashed by public

    Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
    And just how would he have ascertained that?
    Jesus told Brother Larry after a prayer fellowship session with Sister Roberta.

    Are you dense or something?

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Originally posted by Roberta View Post

    I guess this is the female equivalent of penis envy; she obviously wears her jealousy on her "A" cup bra.

    No jealousy at all. I'm quite happy about the fact that I can go braless without drooping or flopping.

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    You jealousy is unbelievable harlot. Brother Larry Lee can personally testify that Sister Roberta's "Land of Milk and Honey" is as The Lord gifted her with.
    And just how would he have ascertained that?

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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
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    Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
    I would never let any child of mine play with any Barbie doll. Her proportions are ridiculous, and all "fashion dolls" do is reinforce an unrealistic view of the ideal female body. A real woman with Barbie's proportions would have to be 5'6" tall with measurements of 39-23-33.
    Once again, you show your utter contempt for the truth and are quoting undocumented sources for your information. Those measurements come from your band of lezbo feminazis and have no basis in reality, just like the rest of the MSM.

    Here is someone who actually did the calculations (and bears no resemblance to your distorted "facts"):

    Get a new domain name for your startup. Quick and professional service. Seamless domain transfers.


    Relevant quote:
    If the cranky matriarchs of 70's feminism are still unsatisfied, perhaps they could create their own line of dolls that better reflect their need for realism. How about Facial Hair Barbie, complete with tweezers and a magnifying mirror. How about Flabby Arms Barbie with droopy triceps and roomier-sleeved gowns. There could be a Divorced Barbie who comes with Ken's house, Ken's car and Ken's boat. The line wouldn't be complete without Post-Menopausal Barbie who wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts things, and cries a lot.

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  • Brother_Percy
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    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1428128.ece

    But religious group Christian Voice said: “Barbie has always been on the tarty side and this is taking it too far.

    A children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth.”
    At least the public are against this too.... hopefully the doll will be banned before it ever hits the shelves.

    Here are some of the comments left on the article by concerned parents. I plan on leaving comments too. Let's get this sicko 'toy' banned!



    That is quite vulgar for a child's toy, I cant see many parents buying that, these toy companies should make dolls with Barbie in the kitchen cooking dinner for her no doubt hard working Ken doll husband, that is the kind of toy these young girls need these days.
    if you ask me it looks more like goth barbie!
    We wonder why kids are having sex at 10 years old and pregnant by 11!ANy parent who actually buys this for their daughter need their head examined! Its no wonder society is the way it is when people reckon its ok for kids to be exposed to such..why not just let them in sex shops while we are at it.
    Can we expect 'Rehab Barbie'. She wears her hair piled up high with a cig in her mouth.

    Maybe 'Lesbian Barbie'. Comes with a free girlfriend doll.
    children’s doll in sexually suggestive clothing is irresponsible – it’s filth"

    There is no way that I would buy this for my children or grandchildren. We wonder what the problem with sex is with our children these days. Lets just throw this at our pre-teens (who would play with the doll in the first place) who are open to anything that comes to them and then ask ourselves that question again.

    My opinion is to not let it go on the shelves.

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  • Sister Noddy
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    Originally posted by snottyduck View Post

    This is nothing new, somewhere in the late 1990's they even made a collectors edition of Barbie as a hooker, complete with corset, fishnets and other accessories. I found that a very funny doll although a little pricey.
    A little pricey, is that so, snottyduck? What would yooooou know about hooker dolls?

    Did that hussy Barbie come with a sinful custom gas mask just like yours?

    That would be funny to see, especially when all the rest of us are Raptured® and up in Heaven with Jesus, snickering at you and your, um, companion down there hopping and flopping and gasping for air as demons are chasing you in Satan's lakes of fire!

    Let us pray? (I don't think so!) Sister Noddy

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  • Roberta
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    Thank you Brother BJ. I was hoping a Pastor take this heathen twat twiddler to task.

    I guess this is the female equivalent of penis envy; she obviously wears her jealousy on her "A" cup bra.

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  • snottyduck
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    This is nothing new, somewhere in the late 1990's they even made a collectors edition of Barbie as a hooker, complete with corset, fishnets and other accessories. I found that a very funny doll although a little pricey.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
    You can have whatever plastic surgery you wish, including removal of your implants.
    You jealousy is unbelievable harlot. Brother Larry Lee can personally testify that Sister Roberta's "Land of Milk and Honey" is as The Lord gifted her with.

    Maybe if you were less a grumpy crank and told Jesus how much you loved Him you would be a bit more healthy.

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  • Roberta
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    Why are you so obsessed with my bosom, DW/OJ? Do you think that every well endowed woman you have ever seen has had plastic surgery?

    Secretly, you would like me to prove that mine are real, wouldn't you. Isn't it about time that you came out of the closet, honeypie?

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    If it ever becomes a problem I can have a mastopexy, right Lump?

    You can have whatever plastic surgery you wish, including removal of your implants.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    I wonder . . . wouldn't an S/M Barbie ENJOY being lashed?

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  • Roberta
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    Originally posted by tidal wave of warm spit View Post
    I can jog without giving myself black eyes, and when I get old, I won't have to worry about my breasts falling into my lap every time I sit down.
    If it ever becomes a problem I can have a mastopexy, right Lump?

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  • Old Iron Crotch
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    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
    That's a bet you would lose, frumpy. I do not even wear polyester!

    Your unkind remarks suggest that you've been saddled with the classic endomorphic physique. Why shouldn't a young woman aspire to look like me?

    I can jog without giving myself black eyes, and when I get old, I won't have to worry about my breasts falling into my lap every time I sit down.

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  • Roberta
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    That's a bet you would lose, frumpy. I do not even wear polyester!

    Your unkind remarks suggest that you've been saddled with the classic endomorphic physique. Why shouldn't a young woman aspire to look like me?

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