[nonethanks]

Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

Not to mention that they're COMMUNISTS who want to force the whole world to "sing"!

what is that? and what relation does it have to communism?!

i think that love as the so called communist video is one of the most important messages in the bible

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Not to mention that they're COMMUNISTS who want to force the whole world to "sing"!

[Bill Proper]

Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST?

Nothing wrong with Coca Cola? Dear God I pray that you help these poor souls open their eyes to the realities of the wicket world we live in.
It’s common knowledge that Coca Cola can be used to clean battery acid off the posts of car batteries, and has been used for abortions, the term “he has sugar in his tank” refers to someone who is gay because he has so much sugar or “sweetness” in him, and one 12 oz coke has more sugar per oz than any other drink and is all of this a coincidence? I think not!
Remember that old coke slogan “Coke adds life” ask that to those who use it for abortions!
Water and wine are the only drinks we should have, and maybe some homemade lemonade in the summer time!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Well... not on hand, but I could probably get some...

Virginia Tech has a bunch laying around. Only used once.

[John the frog]

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Well... not on hand, but I could probably get some...

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I don't know if I'm confrontational enough to do this, I tend to be a little bit shy sometimes.

We have a cure for that. It has worked wonders in the past. Do you have some chain and locks to lock all the escape routes from the dorm from the inside?

[John the frog]

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If he drinks it out of a can wait until he is taking a gulp and then slam the bottom of the can as hard as you can with your palm. If he drinks it out of one of those large plastic bottles wait until he's gone and pee in the bottle. A little more each day until he notices his Coke is yellow.

I don't know if I'm confrontational enough to do this, I tend to be a little bit shy sometimes.

[John the frog]

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Which Christian college do you attend? I'm surprised they allow such substances on campus. Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum.

If you find any, dump it down the drain and advise your friend that a True Christian™ Pastor told you to do it. Then start reading the book of Ezekiel out loud in the dorm hallway at the top of your lungs.

Thank you, I attend Piedmont Baptist College in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. My roommate had assured me that there was nothing wrong with Coca Cola. Obviously that is not the case and I am now much less trusting of him after reading this thread. I took the precaution of pouring it out now while he is asleep and will follow your advice on reading from Ezekiel in the morning. I would do it now but don't feel like I should wake up everyone else in my hall just because of the transgressions of my roommate.

I'll also be sure to start a thread of my own in the introductions section. Thank you again for your help!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I'm currently in college, and my roommate drinks Coca Cola on a daily basis. Is there anything I can do to stop him?

If he drinks it out of a can wait until he is taking a gulp and then slam the bottom of the can as hard as you can with your palm. If he drinks it out of one of those large plastic bottles wait until he's gone and pee in the bottle. A little more each day until he notices his Coke is yellow.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Did you know that when coca cola was origionally produced it contained cocaine? Even now one of the ingredients is still produced from the same plant as cocaine is produced from!

So? Cars and airplanes are produced from the same materials guns are and guns are fine....even mandatory. We have a 55 gallon hermetically sealed drum of pharmaceutical grade cocaine in the Landover doomsday storehouse freezer just in case. I don't remember where it is....I think it's in the same section as the Plutonium.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm currently in college, and my roommate drinks Coca Cola on a daily basis. Is there anything I can do to stop him?

Which Christian college do you attend? I'm surprised they allow such substances on campus. Please make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section of the forum.

If you find any, dump it down the drain and advise your friend that a True Christian(tm) Pastor told you to do it. Then start reading the book of Ezekiel out loud in the dorm hallway at the top of your lungs.

[John the frog]

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Also: sorry I realize I may have bumped up an old thread, but I was sent a link by a friend of mine and I'm now concerned about having this product in my dorm room.

[John the frog]

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I'm currently in college, and my roommate drinks Coca Cola on a daily basis. Is there anything I can do to stop him?

[modern woman]

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Did you know that when coca cola was origionally produced it contained cocaine? Even now one of the ingredients is still produced from the same plant as cocaine is produced from!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Did I say I hated Jesus?
Go ahead and pick on me...I'm never returning to this website.

JESUS will bring you back. Watch.