[SalvationSeeker]

The possessed are so confused and paranoid..

Icky, you're not advertising yourself very well.
I'll never buy you if you keep acting like this, the demon possessed are not allown inside my home.

[Ixi]

You stop before I call the police or something! Locking kids in closets and selling people! STONING PEOPLE!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

See? Its a prank.

We are Christians. We don't joke.

[Ixi]

See? Its a prank.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

This whole get married to dude thing is a big prank. I wouldn't be suprised.

Oh, THAT. Well, Ahmed wasn't interested, so it doesn't matter. Fourteen is WAAAY too old for an Arab. Maybe a Chinese would like you. Those old guys in Hong-Kong with gold teeth that spit betel nut juice all day have a lot of cash.

[Ixi]

This whole get married to dude thing is a big prank. I wouldn't be suprised.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

This is all a big prank! I know it!

Do you mean that you think hundreds of people are conspiring to fool YOU? What would be the point? We have been the sword and shield of GOD since 1612.

[Ixi]

This is all a big prank! I know it!

[Lady Sorrow]

Pastor Pistle, you are truly a Godly man, finding a husband for this wayward girl.

If only she would appreciate it more. Maybe she'll settle down after the birth of her fourth child or so.

[Ixi]

I wouldn't be suprised if this forum was all a big joke, a prank to scare people, NORMAL people. You better stop this right now!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Why are you selling me to him? WHERE ARE YOU DISSCUSSING THIS?

(1) for money to spread JESUS' word. (2) On the phone.

[Ixi]

Why are you selling me to him? WHERE ARE YOU DISSCUSSING THIS?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

What are you talking about?

I am talking about your new arab husband in Yemen who will expect you to wear a chador http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chador

and cook goat meat and garlic all day long.

[Ixi]

What are you talking about?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

I did mean MACARONI and cheese, but I can't make much else, and so what if I can't? If I marry my boyfriend, hes a pretty good cook, and theres an invention called chinese takeout and burger king until I get better.

Forget your EMO boyfriend. There is no chinese takeout in Yemen, so you better learn to slaughter and butcher goats and cats REAL FAST.