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  • Ixi
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    I did mean MACARONI and cheese, but I can't make much else, and so what if I can't? If I marry my boyfriend, hes a pretty good cook, and theres an invention called chinese takeout and burger king until I get better.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    I can make a mean pot of mac and cheese.
    I'm not sure why you would boast about putting marijuana (nigra weed) into a Godly Kraft product like macaroni and cheese....

    Can you make a rabbit casserole?

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  • Ixi
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    I can make a mean pot of mac and cheese.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    Well its not MY will to be "property".
    Lookie here, Missie! You have only ONE job in life. Produce one warrior per year for JESUS to kill mudslums with, and cook and clean.

    Turn off that computer and get in the kitchen so you can learn to cook!

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    Well its not MY will to be "property".
    You think that your will actually matters?
    Jesus don't care about it, and neither do we.

    If He says you're property, then by His holy grace, that's what you are!

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  • Ixi
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    Well its not MY will to be "property".

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    Yeah right! If that happened I would not submit to him, believe me I left a pretty nasty scar on my friends older brothers face when he was touching me.
    Why the anger?
    Don't you know Jesus loves you and that it is HIS WILL that females and children are to be property?

    Who are you to question HIS Godly Will?

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  • Ixi
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    Yeah right! If that happened I would not submit to him, believe me I left a pretty nasty scar on my friends older brothers face when he was touching me.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    I can't beileve all of you, selling a child? They ARE NOT property!
    Of course they are! Angelina Jolie just bought some more while she was in Africa. Trust me, if the price was right you and your sister would be married to an 80 year-old sheik in Yemen.

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  • Jesus is Lord
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    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    I can't beileve all of you, selling a child? They ARE NOT property!
    Then what are they? They aren't smart or mature enough to make their own decisions so they must be property.

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    I can't beileve all of you, selling a child? They ARE NOT property!
    My "son" is my own property, thank you very much.
    I think I can judge what he is, and what he isn't better than you.

    (Or so he was before I sold him, now he's Landovers property instead.)

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  • Ixi
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    I can't beileve all of you, selling a child? They ARE NOT property!

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by Zephania View Post
    Deutoronomy 23:2

    A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

    Keep clear of him, as GOD commands.
    Excellent advice Friend. Let us recall the excellent example of Ellymae. She was a bastardess of the 10th generation so she followed The Lord's will as a good TRUE Christian(tm) and never defiled church with her presence. She lived her life faithfully and now burns hell as she justly must. PRAISE!

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  • SalvationSeeker
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    Originally posted by Zephania View Post
    Deutoronomy 23:2

    A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

    Keep clear of him, as GOD commands.
    No worries, I did. (I mentioned that verse in my first post btw)
    And if it wasn't clear enough, then let me be the first to announce that I've aldready sold him and dropped him off at the Freehold compound.


    Praise!

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  • Zephaniah
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    Deutoronomy 23:2

    A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

    Keep clear of him, as GOD commands.

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