[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

So you base you ideas on how good Christian boys behave on from a bunch of winy Jew boys?

Err... how did you um... interpret my post like that? That's not what I meant at all. My father would care if I were using heroin and sleeping with Polacks...

And the boys I hung out with weren't Jewish at all...

Why don't you think before oyu post? Or does your god do that for you?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

I hung out with boys in middle school. That's how I know. I don't want to, but I do.

And my father wouldn't give a crap if I were injecting heroin and fornicating with Polacks. He is a Jew, and those people have no sense of morality or decency whatsoever!

Such language and imagery!

My dear Inmate, this is a Baptist Church Forum. We are here to discuss the Truth about God and Jesus, as the Bible teaches us. We are NOT here to discuss your perverted fantasies!

Please try to remember the reason we are here. Landover Baptist Church is every bit as serious as God and the very fires of Hell!

Our only hope is that some day you can also feel the Unconditional* Love of Jesus, as we do!

*Unconditional Love offer subject to terms and conditions. See Unconditional Love contract for details. Violation of Unconditional Love contract will result in immediate termination of contract and subjection to eternal torture in Hellfire.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

I hung out with boys in middle school. That's how I know. I don't want to, but I do.

And my father wouldn't give a crap if I were injecting heroin and fornicating with Polacks. He is a Jew, and those people have no sense of morality or decency whatsoever!

So you base you ideas on how good Christian boys behave on from a bunch of winy Jew boys?

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

Your profile says you are a 15year old girl.
Where did you get these unpure thoughts and all this unhealthy knowledge of young boys, from?

I'm pretty sure you didn't get them from an abstinence class... now did you?
It saddens me to see a little girl waste her life on sin and fornication like this.

Did your dad give you permission to be here btw?

I hung out with boys in middle school. That's how I know. I don't want to, but I do.

And my father wouldn't give a crap if I were injecting heroin and fornicating with Polacks. He is a Jew, and those people have no sense of morality or decency whatsoever!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

Well misunderstandings do happen of course. I'm sure that Skeeter is a perfectly good little boy who simply uses the tissues and deletes the history for a perfectly...harmless...reason.

Your profile says you are a 15year old girl.
Where did you get these unpure thoughts and all this unhealthy knowledge of young boys, from?

I'm pretty sure you didn't get them from an abstinence class... now did you?
It saddens me to see a little girl waste her life on sin and fornication like this.

Did your dad give you permission to be here btw?

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

Skeeter is a good Christian and turned his life over to Jesus. If he saw any porn on the internets Christ would shield Skeeter's eyes from the depravity.

Skeeter is just net, that is all.

Well misunderstandings do happen of course. I'm sure that Skeeter is a perfectly good little boy who simply uses the tissues and deletes the history for a perfectly...harmless...reason.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

Guilty conscience? I don't surf porn. I'm just saying, Skeeter seems to be at the age where at least 100.8% of all boys have surfed porn.

Though, I don't know Skeeter, so perhaps this is a tad more innocent than what most of us would think. So I apologize for any misunderstanding.

Skeeter is a good Christian and turned his life over to Jesus. If he saw any porn on the internets Christ would shield Skeeter's eyes from the depravity.

Skeeter is just net, that is all.

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

YOUR experiences with tissues and computers are irrelevant. We're talking about Mother Glynndie's son Skeeter, who is eagerly looking forward to witnessing to the wild, depraved African Negroes he's seen in his National Geographic magazines!

Skeeter is a good, innocent young man, with none of your wordly lusts! Why, when he recently saw an issue of Vogue with a half-naked Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on the cover, he ran with it to his prayer closet and was in there for an hour, at least, praying God would help them see the error of their ways!!

Now, stop talking nonsense, get on your knees, and open up for Jesus! Clearly, you're imagining all manner of disgusting vile perversions and projecting them onto Skeeter in an attempt to assuage your own guilty conscience!

Guilty conscience? I don't surf porn. I'm just saying, Skeeter seems to be at the age where at least 100.8% of all boys have surfed porn.

Though, I don't know Skeeter, so perhaps this is a tad more innocent than what most of us would think. So I apologize for any misunderstanding.

[OnYourKnees]

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My apologies, this is clearly a case of misinterpretation. This seems to be yet another example of how wrong we (or I in this case) can be if when thinking up our/my own theories. Thank God True Christians don't interpret the KJV but live to it literally. PRAISE!

Well, misunderstandings do happen.

I'm sure Mother Glynndie, being the True Christian woman she is, will forgive you saying such things of her Good Boy Skeeter.

[R-R-R]

Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

We at LBC are all very proud of that boy, and will not have ill words spoken of him!

My apologies, this is clearly a case of misinterpretation. This seems to be yet another example of how wrong we (or I in this case) can be if when thinking up our/my own theories. Thank God True Christians don't interpret the KJV but live to it literally. PRAISE!

[OnYourKnees]

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If there'sWhen there are tissues in his my trash can and his my history is always deleted, he's it's because I'm definitely srfing up porn and masturbating.

YOUR experiences with tissues and computers are irrelevant. We're talking about Mother Glynndie's son Skeeter, who is eagerly looking forward to witnessing to the wild, depraved African Negroes he's seen in his National Geographic magazines!

Skeeter is a good, innocent young man, with none of your wordly lusts! Why, when he recently saw an issue of Vogue with a half-naked Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie on the cover, he ran with it to his prayer closet and was in there for an hour, at least, praying God would help them see the error of their ways!!

Now, stop talking nonsense, get on your knees, and open up for Jesus! Clearly, you're imagining all manner of disgusting vile perversions and projecting them onto Skeeter in an attempt to assuage your own guilty conscience!

[MapesInmate (On Moderation)]

Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

How dare you suggest such a thing of Mother Glynndie's fine, upstanding Skeeter!

He uses those tissues to ensure that there are no smudges or dust on his computer monitor. He is not some porn-addicted M-ing HOMER! He's a Godly young man, who cruises the Internet with a firm grip on his faith in Jesus!

Really, to suggest that the child of a True Christian would be doing such things . . . Mother Glynndie tells us that Skeeter is a good boy, who loves to read about faraway lands in National Geographic. One day, he wants to go to Sub-Saharan Africa and witness to all the natives!

Skeeter's a brave boy, too. Pastor Ezekiel told him that those African men have oversized, uncircumcised tallywhackers and will repeatedly sodomize anything that comes within arm's reach . . . Skeeter's eyes lit up, thinking about such a challenge. Immediately he declared, "Don't worry, Pastor Ezekiel. I can handle them!!" Such confidence in the face of adversity!

We at LBC are all very proud of that boy, and will not have ill words spoken of him!

If there's tissues in his trash can and his history is always deleted, he's definitely srfing up porn and masturbating.

Unless Glyndie actually watches him clean the computer with tissues and clear the history... that's a possibility. *nod*

[OnYourKnees]

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He might be doing something else than hacking perhaps;

Genesis 38:9
And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

Of course I might misinterpret your story about the tissues and clearing the internet files, but it was what came to mind as a possibility... No offense meant with this of course, hopefully none taken either.

How dare you suggest such a thing of Mother Glynndie's fine, upstanding Skeeter!

He uses those tissues to ensure that there are no smudges or dust on his computer monitor. He is not some porn-addicted M-ing HOMER! He's a Godly young man, who cruises the Internet with a firm grip on his faith in Jesus!

Really, to suggest that the child of a True Christian would be doing such things . . . Mother Glynndie tells us that Skeeter is a good boy, who loves to read about faraway lands in National Geographic. One day, he wants to go to Sub-Saharan Africa and witness to all the natives!

Skeeter's a brave boy, too. Pastor Ezekiel told him that those African men have oversized, uncircumcised tallywhackers and will repeatedly sodomize anything that comes within arm's reach . . . Skeeter's eyes lit up, thinking about such a challenge. Immediately he declared, "Don't worry, Pastor Ezekiel. I can handle them!!" Such confidence in the face of adversity!

We at LBC are all very proud of that boy, and will not have ill words spoken of him!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

I used to be friends with a raver and she didn't hack computers, she didn't even own one. Wasn't a good friend though, always lied to me.

Friend,

As sure as Christ died for your sins and there is a God in Heaven we TRUE Christians will never lie to you.

[roserougesang]

Re: Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?

I used to be friends with a raver and she didn't hack computers, she didn't even own one. Wasn't a good friend though, always lied to me.