[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

What your really doing is ruining a generation with your capitilist greed.
This blood for oil war has gone on long enough.

You revieved a thread that is nearly a year old just to spew that trite communist line?

Has it ever occurred to you that if you were correct, the price of gasoline should be going DOWN instead of up? What a maroon!

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

"This blood for oil war has gone on long enough."

That's for Jesus to decide, Chimp!
In Him,

Walter Brimstone

What your really doing is ruining a generation with your capitilist greed.
This blood for oil war has gone on long enough.

[commie!commie!commie!]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

Here in Iraq, one often sees roving bands of pre-schoolers armed with automatic machine guns and armour-piercing bullets that could rip off the top of your helmet (along with your skull). Some of these kids are probably only four years old.

So I guess what I'm trying to say is, arm your children, America! We don't want armies of four-year-old Islamofascist terrorists bringing us to our knees! And remember, we're fighting them over here (in Iraq) so we don't have to fight them over there (in the streets of Yourtown, USA)!

What your really doing is ruining a generation with your capitilist greed.
This blood for oil war has gone on long enough.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

I would shoot them in the knee, not in the head. I don't believe in killing, but incapacitating instead. Can't do too much with a hole in your knee

This is the most disturbing thing I've seen in months. This demon has just admitted that if he came home to find a terrorist raping his partner, while Rudy Gayliani held a parade to celebrate, his first priority would be to try and create an unnatural new orifice in the terrorist's knee to add to the sodomitical fun and games. What on earth is wrong with these people?

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

Let's see..first-graders are too young to hold a weapon, but a third-grader
should definitely be packing.

Remember...guns by year 8, or else it's too late.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

Okay nancyboy, let me ask you a question. If you came home from the fag beauty parlor and found your fag boyfriend (or your fag "wife" if Hillary gets elected) being anally raped by a catlicker priest in heat, wouldn't you defend him? Or what if you found Osamy Bin-Laden throttling your fag boyfriend with his giant pickle-sized fingers? Isn't it natural that you would want to grab your Smith & Wesson and put a hole the size of a grapefruit into the perpetrator? Any red-blooded American Republican True Christian would do just that!

Or are you a limp-wristed liebral who would rather let his loved ones be raped and killed by mudslimes while you watch?

You disgust Jesus.

Pastor Zeke, you're so pure and innocent within Christ and your rugged manliness that you have no idea how sodomites think. Being married to an ex-homo (my husband, Mr. Whitford), I've heard some horror stories. In both scenarios, I can assure you that Pointless___x, as with all other sissies, would simply grab a jar of Vaseline and join in.
Mr. Whitford just told me to assure you that it's impossible for a sodomite to be raped by a man, as they welcome all forms of buggery. He also says it's impossible for a sodomite to be raped by a woman (despite most homos being simpering little wimps) because they know deep inside that fornication with a woman is mostly natural, and that the only truly natural coupling is a man and a woman bound in matrimony with Jesus as their savior.

[Poison__x]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

Okay nancyboy, let me ask you a question. If you came home from the fag beauty parlor and found your fag boyfriend (or your fag "wife" if Hillary gets elected) being anally raped by a catlicker priest in heat, wouldn't you defend him? Or what if you found Osamy Bin-Laden throttling your fag boyfriend with his giant pickle-sized fingers? Isn't it natural that you would want to grab your Smith & Wesson and put a hole the size of a grapefruit into the perpetrator? Any red-blooded American Republican True Christian would do just that!

Or are you a limp-wristed liebral who would rather let his loved ones be raped and killed by mudslimes while you watch?

You disgust Jesus.

I would shoot them in the knee, not in the head. I don't believe in killing, but incapacitating instead. Can't do too much with a hole in your knee

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

The answer is obvious: Never. The way you guys talk about guns is scary. Guns should not be for entertainment.

Okay nancyboy, let me ask you a question. If you came home from the fag beauty parlor and found your fag boyfriend (or your fag "wife" if Hillary gets elected) being anally raped by a catlicker priest in heat, wouldn't you defend him? Or what if you found Osamy Bin-Laden throttling your fag boyfriend with his giant pickle-sized fingers? Isn't it natural that you would want to grab your Smith & Wesson and put a hole the size of a grapefruit into the perpetrator? Any red-blooded American Republican True Christian would do just that!

Or are you a limp-wristed liebral who would rather let his loved ones be raped and killed by mudslimes while you watch?

You disgust Jesus.

[Poison__x]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

This is just another part of the homosexual agenda. They want to take guns out of the hands of America's law-abiding baby brothers, so they'll have no defence against the outlaw emo fags bent on raping them senseless. Just sickening and wrong. Good thing 99% of emos are underage and can't vote, or the Obamination would actually have a chance of winning in 08.

Just because I'm underage doesn't mean I can't vote. In fact, I could vote thousands of times

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

The answer is obvious: Never.

This is just another part of the homosexual agenda. They want to take guns out of the hands of America's law-abiding baby brothers, so they'll have no defence against the outlaw emo fags bent on raping them senseless. Just sickening and wrong. Good thing 99% of emos are underage and can't vote, or the Obamination would actually have a chance of winning in 08.

[Poison__x]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

The answer is obvious: Never. The way you guys talk about guns is scary. Guns should not be for entertainment.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

Or a Joo

[Talitha]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

Or an Atheist.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

Or a queer.

Or a goth.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Best Age for a first Handgun?

Nonsense. What if it's a Muslim? Then it's self-defence.

Or a queer.