[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

Irish, on the other hand, are Catholics. But I'm not Irish nor a sodomite.

Then are you a Christian friend? By definition all non Christians are sodomites.

[robert12345]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

British, Irish, whatever. You are still a hellbound sodomite.

Irish, on the other hand, are Catholics. But I'm not Irish nor a sodomite.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

And when exactly, if I may ask, did I claim to be British(one "t" is sufficient)?
Knowing Britain is not a catholic country doesn't make you British.

British, Irish, whatever. You are still a hellbound sodomite.

[robert12345]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

Did you earlier claim to be brittish, and then you insult FRENCH COOKING?

The audacity.

V

And when exactly, if I may ask, did I claim to be British(one "t" is sufficient)?
Knowing Britain is not a catholic country doesn't make you British.

[Brother V]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

Brother, I hate to disagree, but I am an elder of the Church and I know everything. The french may make a lot of sickening wine sauces to pour over crepes, but the thing they are REALLY good at is surrendering.

As Youth Pastor Marty once said...

(i'm paraphrasing)

The French make excellent antique guns, never fired and only dropped once.

V

[Brother V]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

What's so good about snales and frogs covered with stinky unpronounceable cheese?

Did you earlier claim to be brittish, and then you insult FRENCH COOKING?

The audacity.

V

[robert12345]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

The french are good at cooking, mind you, it's the only thing they are good at however.

What's so good about snales and frogs covered with stinky unpronounceable cheese?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

Yes, there sweet little girls, they are very kind and polite to others, they are energetic and have a good sense of humor. Yes, they are very sweet.

You know where that energy comes from? Demons. You FAILED in their duty to shake the demons out of them, and look what happens. Luckily, there's still hope. Send them over to Landover, and we promise that we will do our very best to spank the demons out of them. If that fails, we'll have to bring in our specialist staff, who are very highly experienced, having served in military prisons across Iraq.

The french are good at cooking, mind you, it's the only thing they are good at however.

Brother, I urge you to take care, lest you fall into SATAN's clutches. Be very suspicious of any "sauces" this Frenchdemon serves you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

I have to say that nigras make the best cooks. They know how to fry chicken and other good American food.

I took Sister Thumper to a frenchie restaurant once. Big plates, tiny food and some foul goop drizzled all over. When I demanded a plate of bread and butter they got all upset and started speaking gibberish to us. Needless to say, we left, but not before I went into the kitchen and ministered to all the waiters, and the homer cook they had, Praise Jesus.

I hear they serve complimentary bread and butter upon request now.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

What? Of course not.

The french are good at cooking, mind you, it's the only thing they are good at however.

Brother, I hate to disagree, but I am an elder of the Church and I know everything. The french may make a lot of sickening wine sauces to pour over crepes, but the thing they are REALLY good at is surrendering.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

Ummmm.....a frenchie?!?!?!?! Brother are you a closet homer?

What? Of course not.

The french are good at cooking, mind you, it's the only thing they are good at however.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

I myself own 3 chefs, (a gook, a messican and a frenchie)

Ummmm.....a frenchie?!?!?!?! Brother are you a closet homer?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

There's nothing wrong with keeping a few slaves, Ixki..
It's a strong American tradition; REAL PATRIOTS have slaves.

I myself own 3 chefs, (a gook, a messican and a frenchie) and 4 polish cleaning ladies.


The Godly GWB owns some too, and he has a house nigra named Condi.

So you see, there is nothing wrong with having slaves, all real Americans have slaves.
Why do you hate America, and why do you hate JESUS?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

Yes, it's a great reason for Christians to leave their religion. If you like Jesus' teachings become a Jesusist.

I haven't read the bible yet, but I plan to do so in the future. Just to see how "inerrant" it is.

And for your own delight: I'm straight but have completely nothing against homosexuals.

So you admit that you know absolutely nothing about Christianity, yet you desire to mock Jesus and encourage Christians to abandon their faith. You offer more love and support for queers than you do for those who follow the one true God. And I suppose you think you are quite clever for this....Well sonny jim, you are as surely hellbound as your idol Hellary Clinton.

Romans 1:30 Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Do you understand? "They which commit such things are worthy of death."
Homosexuals (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." That means YOU queer-lover. And do you know what satan will do with you once Jesus tosses your worthless carcass into eternal hellfire?

That too can be found in the Holy Bible....Maybe you'd better start reading up on us before you persecute us.

[robert12345]

Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

In order to leave something, you have to have been a member of it first. Can you actually claim to be a True Christian? Have you ever actually read the Holy KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover? It seems doubtful, otherwise you would have known that selling certain people is acceptable in the loving eyes of God.

Don't mock Jesus, Bobby. You aren't a homer are you?old :cool:

Yes, it's a great reason for Christians to leave their religion. If you like Jesus' teachings become a Jesusist.

I haven't read the bible yet, but I plan to do so in the future. Just to see how "inerrant" it is.

And for your own delight: I'm straight but have completely nothing against homosexuals.