[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Hmm, whom do I believe? Some hell-bound fairy or the Author of the Universe? Man, that's a tough one! Personally I trust my Lord and Saviour more than I trust you, a two-or-three-faced liar.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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What about a father that would demand a piece of a grown man's body as a sign of a potential son-in-law's suitability? Obviously he doesn't deserve to be worshipped, but there's something pretty awesome about the idea all the same.
1 Samuel 18:25 And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines.
26 And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son in law: and the days were not expired.
27 Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.

Anyone (divine or human) that demands that a person slice off body parts in order to prove their worth is vile.

[Shallow-izer (On Moderation)]

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Wow. God obsesses over the privates of little boys.



Are you SURE he's not batting for the other team?

^_____^

[Brother Temperance]

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Any god that would demand a piece of a newborn's body as a sign of the parent's loyalty does not deserve to be worshipped.

What about a father that would demand a piece of a grown man's body as a sign of a potential son-in-law's suitability? Obviously he doesn't deserve to be worshipped, but there's something pretty awesome about the idea all the same.
1 Samuel 18:25 And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines.
26 And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son in law: and the days were not expired.
27 Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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I've saved all the placentas in a jar in the basement! I could build an altar...

That's...disgusting.

[WickedWitch]

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Wrong. You don't know that, do you? No, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a figment of your imagination. And there will be no lesbianical orgies in the pits with Satan, mark my words. Well thank the gods for that! No, there will just be eternal torment. You think that you have suffered on earth -- just wait to you get to hell, sissy.

Eno, you know I love you, and I know you're getting on in age, but I swear that your memory is getting worse. You know that I'm a masochist. There is no way to torture me that I won't love. Even not torturing me would be a torture to me, and thus I would enjoy it. There's no way around it: Hell, if it existed, would be my favourite place. Whips, chains, handcuffs, ropes, rape, beatings, biting *drools* I seem to find myself unable to continue that thought... It's far too tasty...

And centuries of Greek tradition and literature says otherwise about your god. Roman too. Oh, and Egyptian too. And Celtic, and Japanese, and Norse, and Native American, and Mayan, and *continues listing off Pagan cultures until the end of eternity*

*goes back to reading about Ares*

*Licks your face* I are be in wub with Ares!!!

[Betty Lambskin]

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Not once............... But twice!!

Joshua 5: 2-3
At that time the LORD said unto Joshua, Make thee sharp knives, and circumcise again the children of Israel the second time.
And Joshua made him sharp knives, and circumcised the children of Israel at the hill of the foreskins.


Sure must have been a whole lot of Children to make a Hill.

Does this mean all the Men of God at LBC need to go back in for a re-touch?

[Betty Lambskin]

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We might as well be sacrificing a goat.

Are you implying something about the size of your uncleaness?

[Talitha]

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And centuries of Greek tradition and literature says otherwise about your god. Roman too. Oh, and Egyptian too.

Yes, but do you really trust Harry The Greek, an Eytie or a Towel head?
I know I wouldn't.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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And centuries of Greek tradition and literature says otherwise about your god. Roman too. Oh, and Egyptian too.

*goes back to reading about Ares*

[Enobarbus]

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Right. Just like Jesus.

Wrong. You don't know that, do you? What's completely imaginary are these goat Gods that you sacrifice little furry animals to, you pagan savage. The KJV1611 proves you wrong Miss Allie. Wrong. There is a God, and he's a jealous and wrathful God and that jealousy and wrath will come down apon your perverted little pagan heathen head and your apeing the savages of yore will see you cast into the eternal abyss with the likes of Bernal and the other sinners on this site. And there will be no lesbianical orgies in the pits with Satan, mark my words. No, there will just be eternal torment. You think that you have suffered on earth -- just wait to you get to hell, sissy.

[WickedWitch]

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Except that Zeus didn't die on the cross for our sins. Plus he's completely imaginary.

Right. Just like Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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We might as well be sacrificing a goat. Although, Zeus would be a more merciful god than Jesus, it seems.

Except that Zeus didn't die on the cross for our sins. Plus he's completely imaginary.

God will even kill children if their parents worship other Gods.

Jeremiah 16:10 And it shall come to pass, when thou shalt shew this people all these words, and they shall say unto thee, Wherefore hath the LORD pronounced all this great evil against us? or what is our iniquity? or what is our sin that we have committed against the LORD our God? 16:11 Then shalt thou say unto them, Because your fathers have forsaken me, saith the LORD, and have walked after other gods, and have served them, and have worshipped them, and have forsaken me, and have not kept my law;

Better avoid all that, huh?

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Any god that would demand a piece of a newborn's body as a sign of the parent's loyalty does not deserve to be worshipped.

We might as well be sacrificing a goat. Although, Zeus would be a more merciful god than Jesus, it seems.

[Talitha]

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Not once............... But twice!!

Joshua 5: 2-3
At that time the LORD said unto Joshua, Make thee sharp knives, and circumcise again the children of Israel the second time.
And Joshua made him sharp knives, and circumcised the children of Israel at the hill of the foreskins.


Sure must have been a whole lot of Children to make a Hill.