[Foul Joo Whore]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

I don't see what's to joke about. I follow every law of God to the letter. God's laws aren't suggestions for our convenience.

Enjoy your stay in hell

Well, so you have never eaten kalamari? Poor you...

And if it exists, I will! Not that I believe in it or anything, but at least if it exists, it won't have you in it!

[Missionary in Sweden]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Well, no, it just looks like it...

I don't see what's to joke about. I follow every law of God to the letter. God's laws aren't suggestions for our convenience.

Enjoy your stay in hell

[Foul Joo Whore]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Are you arguing with the word of God?

Well, no, it just looks like it...

[Missionary in Sweden]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Even the one that says kalamari is evil and should not be eaten?

Are you arguing with the word of God?

[Foul Joo Whore]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Another argument against homosexuality. Who is to put you in your place if you stray? A woman needs a man in their lives. The Bible isn't just decrees strung together willy nilly. All the rules make perfect sense for a reason.

Even the one that says kalamari is evil and should not be eaten?

[Foul Joo Whore]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Because you reject Christ's love in exchange for momentary pleasure from being a pervert. That should be obvious.

Ah, yes. Obvious.

[Missionary in Sweden]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Sorry dear, no man in the house, just me, my partner, my cat and our rather old computer. I've already mentioned I'm a lesbian, right?

Another argument against homosexuality. Who is to put you in your place if you stray? A woman needs a man in their lives. The Bible isn't just decrees strung together willy nilly. All the rules make perfect sense for a reason.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Why am I hateful, exactly?

Because you reject Christ's love in exchange for momentary pleasure from being a pervert. That should be obvious.

[Foul Joo Whore]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

And yet you are a self-confessed rug-munching lezbean, one of the most hateful creatures on earth.

Why am I hateful, exactly?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Did I not mention I do not waste emotion hating impossibilities?

And yet you are a self-confessed rug-munching lezbean, one of the most hateful creatures on earth.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Sorry dear, no man in the house, just me, my partner, my cat and our rather old computer. I've already mentioned I'm a lesbian, right?

Roughly every five minutes, Israfella.

Please don't hit on "I bow". I realize his shameful long-haired mullet might confuse you and lead you to believe he's a diesel dyke like yourself, but we have it on good authority that he's male (if not precisely a man, if you know what I mean ).

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

I've already mentioned I'm a lesbian, right?

Yes. You seem to think it will shock us rather than make us sad that you want to burn for the sake of licking cooters.

[Foul Joo Whore]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Excuse me, but who allowed you to use the internet? The man of your house is probably very angry with you, and if your husband dislikes what you do, the Lord gives him the authority to discipline you, and I hope he does. If my wife ever touched my computer...

Sorry dear, no man in the house, just me, my partner, my cat and our rather old computer. I've already mentioned I'm a lesbian, right?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

Did I not mention I do not waste emotion hating impossibilities? And how would showing me my rather amazing partner doing really amazing things to me make me anything but a lesbian?

Well there's your problem. She's not "amazing" if she's encouraging you to spend an eternity in Hell. Friends don't let friends go to Hell.

[I bow to Christ]

Re: Christian Domestic Discipline

You DO realise I'm female, right?

Excuse me, but who allowed you to use the internet? The man of your house is probably very angry with you, and if your husband dislikes what you do, the Lord gives him the authority to discipline you, and I hope he does. If my wife ever touched my computer...