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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    San Francisco church uses Nintendo Wii game to lure families

    The Mission Bay Community Church in Sinful San Francisco is promoting the Wii for it's families. This is just what you would expect from a group of same-sex-partner religious wackos. To them the wii is just another tool to help their children become as gay as they are.

    Jesus Mii invites us to Easter services



    The fad of creating everyone's favorite non-secular celebrity in Nintendo's Mii Channel is far from new. What is new, however, is using the holy caricature in an advertisement for Easter services.

    In an attempt to capitalize on the continued popularity of the Nintendo Wii, the Mission Bay Community Church in San Francisco has adorned their ads for holy week with the pint-sized Jesus Mii.

    Christ
    ened with the tagline "Come and Follow Mii," and including a very confused bunny, the ad is surprisingly well put-together, and definitely gives the impression that the church knows their audience. Kudos to them for the slick design.

    Let Jesus into your Wii
    This Easter Sunday, we will provide anyone who attends church with a Jesus Mii for their Nintendo Wii console. Just bring your Wii Remote or Wii and we'll transfer a Jesus Mii to your system.

    Then you, too, can box with Jesus, golf with Him, or even bowl with Him! A night bowling with Jesus? What could be better? Especially if you get that turkey and best Him by 100 points! Don't worry;—He'll forgive you.
    Mission Bay Community Church participates in the AIDS walk, but instead of protesting it, they are helping raise money for those sick homers. They even bring their children to the parade to be surrounded by them:
    AIDS Walk San Francisco
    Online registration is open!
    Sunday, July 20, 2008, Golden Gate Park
    Our multi-church Presbyterian team at AIDS Walk San Francisco will be walking again this year! Watch this space for an announcement about online registration. We'll want to qualify for a team table, so that people can still find us amongst the crowd of 25,000, even if they can't come by the park until after worship. As in past years, we'll have a BBQ at our team table after the walk.
    All ages may register, and we've even had pets walk and get sponsors in past years. The event has been made kid-friendly with the addition of Kids Zone, a special area with bounce houses, face painters, and free carousel rides.
    Does anyone here agree with me that "Let Jesus into your wii" just doesn't sound right? How are they supposed to let him out?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: San Francisco church uses Nintendo Wii game to lure families

    I'm confused. Who is the darkie in that picture supposed to be?
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    1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: San Francisco church uses Nintendo Wii game to lure families

      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
      I'm confused. Who is the darkie in that picture supposed to be?
      You know?? I suppose since they're offering a Jesus mii (whatever that is) that He is what you get.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #4
        Re: San Francisco church uses Nintendo Wii game to lure families

        That's supposed to be JESUS?!?!!? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! Surely this must be illegal! I'm going to call the FBI and DoF to see if anything can be done about it!
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

        Blogging for CHRIST!
        Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
        All a-Twitter for Salvation!
        Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
        On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
        My Ladies of Landover profile!

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: San Francisco church uses Nintendo Wii game to lure families

          You should be outraged, sister MM. I was, too, as soon as I saw the image. The image in my mind was of these young children, playing the wii, thinking that Jesus is in it. Just terrifying, if you are aware of Nintendo's evil intentions.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #6
            Re: San Francisco church uses Nintendo Wii game to lure families

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            You should be outraged, sister MM. I was, too, as soon as I saw the image. The image in my mind was of these young children, playing the wii, thinking that Jesus is in it. Just terrifying, if you are aware of Nintendo's evil intentions.
            Well, there is that too, but if the children are brought up knowing the truth, they won't confuse that darkie with our pure white Savior.
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • Old Iron Crotch
              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
              • May 2007
              • 3056

              #7
              Re: San Francisco church uses Nintendo Wii game to lure families

              How is this any worse than Landover offering a Playstation to lure people in?
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15708

                #8
                Re: San Francisco church uses Nintendo Wii game to lure families

                Aren't those Wii's very small? They must use lotsa lube to get that big, brown fake JESUS in there.

                They must be Catlicks. That fake JESUS looks like a beaner to me.

                I am completely disgusted and appalled. I'm surprised they didn't name it Jiisus.
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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: San Francisco church uses Nintendo Wii game to lure families

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  I'm surprised they didn't name it Jiisus.
                  I'm sure those San Franciscans don't have a sense of humor or a shred of intelligence. That's from the syphillis eating away their brains.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • ForGodsSake
                    X-Aussie Evangelist
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 493

                    #10
                    Re: San Francisco church uses Nintendo Wii game to lure families

                    That picture is an outrage, just who do they think they are. As i type this the abos in my camp are ripping down a tree and burning it as they saw it as well. I am faxing a protest to the DoF as well that something be done.
                    (2 Peter 3:10)

                    But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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