[narrowpathy]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

Can somebody ask Barbara Pierce Bush on my behalf if she breastfed or bottlefed George Walker Bush?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

Bottle feeding should be outlawed and women who give a bottle to their babies should be jailed!

You aren't fooling us. We all know that the only reason you are in favor of public breast feeding is because you are hoping to get your first ever glimpse of a real-live "boobie".

Repent, sinner!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[narrowpathy]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

Was George Walker Bush breastfed or bottlefed?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

You might find some good bacon here:

http://store.organicprairie.com/shared/StoreFront/default.asp?CS=op&StoreType=BtoC&Count1=570400416&Count2=487540841

The BLT was just a reference to wholesome American food. I could have substituted grilled cheese.

The point was, nobody wants to listen to a woman getting off while they are trying to enjoy a pleasant meal in a restaurant! And just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it's not real. You probably haven't seen Jesus either and He is real.

If God had wanted women to act like barnyard animals or aboriginals, he would not have given them the Godly Medela double-action pump.

Where I live, we prefer the privacy of the water closet too.

If a person is being unduly loud in a restaurant or other normally quiet public place, there's nothing wrong with asking them politely to please keep the noise down. Mothers who breastfeed in public generally do so quietly because they don't want to upset the baby. Upset babies don't eat, hungry babies get cranky,and it becomes a vicious cycle.

Pumping in the wc? Ew. Would you want to eat food that had been prepared in the restroom?

[Old Man Hatchet]

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And just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it's not real.

Conversely, some things you can see are not real. I'm referring to your repulsive, oversized breasts, you contemptible harlot.

[Roberta]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

I'm not Jewish and I actually like bacon. I just don't eat meat from feedlot or caged animals - the animals are packed into an unhealthy crowded environment and then fed hormones and antibiotics because otherwise they would all become diseased and the meat would be condemned.
If I had a local source of free-range, organic pork, I would eat it. Since I can't get ethically produced, organic pork, I don't eat pork.

You might find some good bacon here:

http://store.organicprairie.com/shared/StoreFront/default.asp?CS=op&StoreType=BtoC&Count1=570400416&Count2=487540841

The BLT was just a reference to wholesome American food. I could have substituted grilled cheese.

The point was, nobody wants to listen to a woman getting off while they are trying to enjoy a pleasant meal in a restaurant! And just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it's not real. You probably haven't seen Jesus either and He is real.

If God had wanted women to act like barnyard animals or aboriginals, he would not have given them the Godly Medela double-action pump.

Where I live, we prefer the privacy of the water closet too.

[Seeker]

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No baby in the Bible was bottle-fed. All of them were breastfed.

That is total BS. You think every woman in the bible days- her milk just worked? It's very common that a lot of women can't breast feed even if they wanted. And why would a guy like you care? Seems a little perverted when anyone makes a big deal about women breastfeeding. Gross.

They had dairy, grains and oils. That would be formula back then. They could even make yogurt.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I should have guessed you were Jewish.

I'm not Jewish and I actually like bacon. I just don't eat meat from feedlot or caged animals - the animals are packed into an unhealthy crowded environment and then fed hormones and antibiotics because otherwise they would all become diseased and the meat would be condemned.
If I had a local source of free-range, organic pork, I would eat it. Since I can't get ethically produced, organic pork, I don't eat pork.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

Its plain disgusting is all. If I pay my hard-earned money (thank you Jesus!) to have a steak in a nice restaurant, I sure as hell don't want to see some unsaved cow plop out her dirty pillows and listen to her pervert brat start slurping.

We have laws against that in Freehold.

Don't we Brother BJ?

Big time Pastor Zeke, flash those breasts in Freehold restaurant and it is a minim six months in jail, $5,000 fine. Though people get confused over that accident Sister Thumper had; Sister Thumper got that small fine because she was able to prove the judge strap broke because Louisa Gonzales, Sister Thumper’s Mexican dressmaker, sabotaged in revenge for a beating Sister Thumper gave Louisa earlier. It’s Louisa who is now serving time in Strom Thurmond Memorial County Jail for exposing Sister Thumper's breasts.

[Roberta]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

I should have guessed you were Jewish.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You want to listen to her moaning while you try to enjoy your BLT?

I have dined in the presence of many a nursing mother, and have never once witnessed any of them writhing, moaning, or otherwise indicating that they were approaching a sexual climax.

And I don't eat bacon.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

No baby in the Bible was bottle-fed. All of them were breastfed.

[narrowpathy]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

Its plain disgusting is all. If I pay my hard-earned money (thank you Jesus!) to have a steak in a nice restaurant, I sure as hell don't want to see some unsaved cow plop out her dirty pillows and listen to her pervert brat start slurping.

We have laws against that in Freehold.

Don't we Brother BJ?

But Pa Ez,

the Bible says that breasts are good! Just like the womb

Genesis 49:25
Even by the God of thy father, who shall help thee; and by the Almighty, who shall bless thee with blessings of heaven above, blessings of the deep that lieth under, blessings of the breasts, and of the womb

Not a word about dirty pillows, as you call them.
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Bottlefeeding on the other hand promotes alcoholism.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

Its plain disgusting is all. If I pay my hard-earned money (thank you Jesus!) to have a steak in a nice restaurant, I sure as hell don't want to see some unsaved cow plop out her dirty pillows and listen to her pervert brat start slurping.

We have laws against that in Freehold.

Don't we Brother BJ?

Then you have several options:

1 - Don't look.

2 - Bring an mp3 player, put in your earbuds, and listen to one of your sermons while you eat - allthough THAT would kill my appetite.

3 - Stay in Freehold.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Bottle feed or Else!

I see nothing wrong with a mother feeding her baby in a restaurant. It's not like the folks at the next table are going to tell the waiter "I'll have what she's having."

Its plain disgusting is all. If I pay my hard-earned money (thank you Jesus!) to have a steak in a nice restaurant, I sure as hell don't want to see some unsaved cow plop out her dirty pillows and listen to her pervert brat start slurping.

We have laws against that in Freehold.

Don't we Brother BJ?