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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: Bottle feed or Else!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    You are completely disgusting! I am going to assign you infraction points for spamming pagan porn in our Godly forum.
    That's hardly porn, Zekey, it's a natural part of motherhood.

    In the meantime, look at THIS story to see what happens to those who try and crawl underneath cows, as you so wrecklessly advocate we all do.
    So then if you do not drink cow's milk, where do you get it from? Soy milk? I thought you hated vegetarian alternatives.

    If she was "too sick to milk", then what was he doing under that cow?
    It said she was too sick to stand up to milk. Dang, Zeke, you sure do assume some twisted things!

    I thought pagans drank only dog milk.
    Sweet merciful crawdads, no. Where on Earth did you get that idea?

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: Bottle feed or Else!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    You are completely disgusting! I am going to assign you infraction points for spamming pagan porn in our Godly forum.

    In the meantime, look at THIS story to see what happens to those who try and crawl underneath cows, as you so wrecklessly advocate we all do.



    If she was "too sick to milk", then what was he doing under that cow?
    I thought pagans drank only dog milk.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Bottle feed or Else!

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Actually, people do crawl under cows to milk them, pastor. Or so they did in the old days and in some cases now. A lot of it is probably done by machines these days.
    In any case, the kind of milk which you're drinking from a glass, did originally come from a cow.

    As for breastmilk, you don't need to breastfeed to give a baby breastmilk. You can get pumps which drain the milk from the breast and then you can feed it to the baby via a bottle. The whole process is a touch on the unpleasant side...but still.
    You are completely disgusting! I am going to assign you infraction points for spamming pagan porn in our Godly forum.

    In the meantime, look at THIS story to see what happens to those who try and crawl underneath cows, as you so wrecklessly advocate we all do.

    VIENNA (Reuters) - It took 25 firefighters, his wife and a son to roll Lulu the cow off Austrian farmer Leopold Zeilinger after she fell on him.

    When Zeilinger discovered the 1,764-pound cow was too sick to stand up for milking, he used a winch to suspend her in the air. Part of the gear broke and Lulu toppled onto him, the daily Krone reported Wednesday.

    Zeilinger suffered several broken bones and was airlifted to a hospital.

    There was no word on Lulu's fate.
    If she was "too sick to milk", then what was he doing under that cow?

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: Bottle feed or Else!

    Actually, people do crawl under cows to milk them, pastor. Or so they did in the old days and in some cases now. A lot of it is probably done by machines these days.
    In any case, the kind of milk which you're drinking from a glass, did originally come from a cow.

    As for breastmilk, you don't need to breastfeed to give a baby breastmilk. You can get pumps which drain the milk from the breast and then you can feed it to the baby via a bottle. The whole process is a touch on the unpleasant side...but still.

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  • Ixi
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    Re: Bottle feed or Else!

    The milk you drink has got to come from somewhere. Animals or people.

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  • Glendora Christianson
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    Keep Abreast of Incest!

    Folks, I am surprised that there is any disagreement here at all! I have heard of some Hell-bound nympho-moms who prolonged breast feeding up to their son's wedding night! Imagine how a young bride would feel if she discovered her groom just partook in an Arby's Jomama shake? I shudder at this udderly taboo subject. For those of you who do live under a rock, you might be interested to learn that Wal-mart sells all sorts of baby formula in convenient disposable plastic containers and none of them promote incest.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Bottle feed or Else!

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    Is drinking from a cow better?
    I drink from a glass. Your goth customs and rituals disgust decent Americans.

    Please don't tell us all of the revolting things you do with farm animals, ok? Jesus reads these threads.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: Bottle feed or Else!

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    Is drinking from a cow better?
    I don't drink from cows. No one I know drinks from cows. Have you ever crawled under a cow?

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  • Ixi
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    Is drinking from a cow better?

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: Bottle feed or Else!

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    Then why are breasts filled with milk? My mom never bottle fed me, and generally, bottle fed babies are fat and gassy.
    That isn't 'milk'. It's sin-juice.

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  • Ixi
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    Re: Bottle feed or Else!

    Then why are breasts filled with milk? My mom never bottle fed me, and generally, bottle fed babies are fat and gassy.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Bottle feed or Else!

    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
    Then why were women made with breasts? They were born with them to feed thier young.
    Ixi,

    Christian scientist have long ago shown that God gave women breasts for the same reason men have beards to help the race tell the difference between the boys and the girls. Now men shave their beards in imitation of Christ so women should keep their breasts tucked in.

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  • Ixi
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    Re: Bottle feed or Else!

    Then why were women made with breasts? They were born with them to feed thier young.

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  • Talitha
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    Re: Bottle feed or Else!

    I want to personally thank Pastor Ezekiel for bringing this important subject to this Forum.
    He is, of course, 100% correct in what he is saying.

    I have to add as a warning to any female thinking of going the way of allowing a child to suckle on their nipples Ladyparts DON'T DO IT!!
    Look at all those Negra women with Tits Breasts down to their knees..........You know why?
    It's obvious!! After having their customary 8-10 children and feeding them from their own Devil milk, God has punished them.

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    Re: Bottle feed or Else!

    I have always been of the opinion that breast feeding causes homoseshulality.

    Richard Simmons - Breast fed
    Richard Gere - Breast fed
    The Rev. Ted Haggard - Breast fed
    Scott Baio - Breast fed

    I could go on and on, but I'm sure you get the picture.

    Disgusted, Sister Thumper

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