[Didymus Much]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

How dare you change my post...

You agreed to it, voluntarily.

[Our lady of snot]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

How dare you change my post.

You left out my diapers are 100% Gluten Free Organic!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

Oh I give up. I admit it. I'm wearing diapers and a dog collar and licking rice balls from a dog dish.

We knew that.

[Our lady of snot]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

Oh I give up. I admit it. I'm wearing diapers and a dog collar and licking rice balls from a dog dish. This is what being GOTH has done to me.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

This one has gone full retard.

Satan has won another soul.

[Our lady of snot]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

Yeah I drink juice when I'm killing cause it's fucking delicious

Hiding in the portrait our atomic stun
When I get the dirt we'll comeallylution ?

We got a medical emergency
A medical emergency
We got a medical emergency
A medical emergency

Stretching out my style free find my own blood
Better bought their soul but they think it's a dud

We got a medical emergency
A medical emergency
We got a medical emergency
A medical emergency

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1-2-3-4
Bass!
1-2-3-4

Hiding in the portrait our atomic stun
Take me to a time of come all-ly lution

We got a medical emergency
A medical emergency
We got a medical emergency
A medical emergency

Whoaaaaa
Whoaaaaa
Whoaaaaa
Whoaaaaa

We got a medical emergency
A medical emergency

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

..blah.. you can't stop a child from trying to find out what kind of person they want to be

When I was a child I never "tried to find out what kind of person I wanted to be" because I was very fully occupied being the person I actually was. The Bible shows that person to be a vile wretch deserving only of torment, just like every child who has not accepted God's Plan for Salvation.

..blah..How many mature adults do you know of that are goth.

Well this is even easier than usual! Only yesterday I was obliged to post the most dreadful music and here is what looks like a mature goth to me:

1 mature goth


6 mature goths


here's another one

The worst thing you can do is try to make them stop. ..blah..

Tell them to stop. And as for "they might clear off" well why not just ask them to leave?

PROVERBS 30 . KJV . look up
17 The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it.

The Bible is very clear about this type of disobedience. If you would like to accept Jesus please contact the Pastoral Team

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

All children go through phases, it's unavoidable. Of course, a phase such as "goth" is an affront to your values, but you can't stop a child from trying to find out what kind of person they want to be. It's called a phase because it is only temporary. How many mature adults do you know of that are goth. The worst thing you can do is try to make them stop. This will only push them further away, and goths are comically rebellious. Giving them such a reason to hate you will make them more goth, if not anything else. The best thing you can do is ignore it, and let them figure out for themselves that this just isn't the kind of person they want to be. They'll find their way. And pardon my pun but, have a little faith.

I have to love parents of today. Everything is just a phase. Oh my kids are now in a drug dealing gang, or with the hell's angels, or with the mormons. It is just a phase.


What if they die during this phase, and before repenting and coming back to Jesus? They will go to hell.


Revelation 21:8But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

[Eoteil]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

All children go through phases, it's unavoidable. Of course, a phase such as "goth" is an affront to your values, but you can't stop a child from trying to find out what kind of person they want to be. It's called a phase because it is only temporary. How many mature adults do you know of that are goth. The worst thing you can do is try to make them stop. This will only push them further away, and goths are comically rebellious. Giving them such a reason to hate you will make them more goth, if not anything else. The best thing you can do is ignore it, and let them figure out for themselves that this just isn't the kind of person they want to be. They'll find their way. And pardon my pun but, have a little faith.

[Didymus Much]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

Please enlighten me on this subject, will a homosexual man go to hell and be punished with lots of hot gay sex or be rewarded, with lots of hot gay sex?

Neither. Think Hillary, but bigger thighs, and insatiable.

[SpoopyScary]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

Please enlighten me on this subject, will a homosexual man go to hell and be punished with lots of hot gay sex or be rewarded, with lots of hot gay sex?

[handmaiden]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

. . .just go and read the KJV from cover to cover and see that we at Landover are totally in touch with just how real God is.

Amen, dear Brother. We not only know how real God is, we alone know the Real God(r).


Originally Yours,


Handmaiden

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

Every time we are visited by one of these people who speak against the teachings of Landover Baptists it turns out that they are confirmed enemies of God. I'm sure there must be a reason for this, and that reason is because Landover Baptists are speaking for God via a literal understanding of the King James Bible.

Sooner or later these people will stop wasting our time with their rants and just go and read the KJV from cover to cover and see that we at Landover are totally in touch with just how real God is.

[handmaiden]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

Very few teens are even Goth. Most don't understand what the word means. They wouldn't even be allowed into most Goth clubs or concerts as those are usually 18+.

The very notion that one cannot be something until or unless one is 18 is reason for concern.


One can become a Christian from a very early age--and one should, because one can be sent to hell from a very early age. (Very early.)


Because Goths cannot have children of their own kind, given that no one is born a Goth, then they must recruit numbers for their Goth hordes from amongst other people's children.


All the more reason to shield our children from the Goth menace.


Neo-Classically Yours,


Handmaiden

[LadyMarshmallow]

Re: GOTH WILL DESTROY YOUR CHILD!

"What the heck is "Goth doe snot?" It has to be satanic since it causes teenagers to be whores."

Something an intelligent person would be able to see is a typo. I type extremely fast and hit the space bar a second too soon.


"You may be a fan of asserting claims without a shred of evidence, even in the face of evidence to the contrary, but we are not impressed by your silly assertions. True Christians™ are nothing if not consistent with the Truth (2 Corinthians 13:8)."

There is no evidence that "Goths are whores." Do you have a police report where a Goth wrote that he arrested a Goth for prostitution or solicitation or that a Goth club was shut down for running a prostitution ring? And go ahead. Explain to me how listening to a genre of music causes you to charge people money for sex.

Very few teens are even Goth. Most don't understand what the word means. They wouldn't even be allowed into most Goth clubs or concerts as those are usually 18+. Most Goths are in committed relationships and don't have sex with random people for money. They only have sex with their boyfriends/girlfriends, husbands/wives, etc.,