WARNING! Protect Your Children From Librarians!

[SUV]

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Libraries? Only thing in there is a confederacy of dunces

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Now you're starting on librarians? I hate to break it to you, but people go to libraries to research actual topics or to read fiction of non fiction that they're insterested in. If they wanted to read a freakin bible they could just go to church.

Would you rather that libraries were full of muscled men stamping books instead?
Hmmm........on second thought that doesn't sound too bad. Maybe you guys are onto something after all .

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Then if you want personally inspired literature, then why dont you read the origional greek, or the origional aramaic? THe KJV as well as ALL Translations in print today are not the same bible. To get a bible that is free of the sexist and racist bias of the monarchs of the middle ages, you would need to get a bible that dates back to 1310 before the council levied by King James destroyed any evidence of women or before they added the divine right of kings. The truth is that unless you are reading off of scrolls in an ancient middleastern or mediterainian language you are getting a book that is tainted by the biases of man.

Not at all. When GOD dictated the Bible, in 1611, to the scribes of King James, He did so to correct the years of mis-translations and catholic bias that had been pawned off on innocent believers. So not only did GOD dictate the Bible in English, but He made It Perfect again at that time.

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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"Modern translations" are not personally inspired by GOD.

Then if you want personally inspired literature, then why dont you read the origional greek, or the origional aramaic? THe KJV as well as ALL Translations in print today are not the same bible. To get a bible that is free of the sexist and racist bias of the monarchs of the middle ages, you would need to get a bible that dates back to 1310 before the council levied by King James destroyed any evidence of women or before they added the divine right of kings. The truth is that unless you are reading off of scrolls in an ancient middleastern or mediterainian language you are getting a book that is tainted by the biases of man.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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What sets the Holy KJV 1611 Bible apart from translations in more modern day english?

"Modern translations" are not personally inspired by GOD.

[SUV]

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Conan the Librarian

That was Damned Good!!!

(I wonder what he'd do about ketchup stains on a Book that I'm so sure I never took from a Sinful library, but is somehow in my Name and is now seven weeks overdue?)

[Brother Phil (Quarantined)]

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What sets the Holy KJV 1611 Bible apart from translations in more modern day english?

[Talitha]

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Let's not forget that sometimes there are male Librarians

Conan the Librarian

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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As if there was any doubt whatsoever that libaries are "manned" by lezbertines, THIS is proof positive.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Mother Glynndie, I am happy to be able to state that I have never trusted these "women" due to their propensities to wear those "cat's eye" eyeglasses. Why, every Christian knows that cats are nothing but Wicked and Evil!

Sweet Sister Sue, thank you for this very valuable advice. I rarely put my soul at risk by entering a public library, so I had forgotten about those glasses. And I seem to recall seeing a gal in cat eyes driving a Volvo right through Freehold . . . I imagine she gets Christmas cards from Martina Navratilova. Sorry I can't write more now, but I have to add the #1 favorite gift for lezbertarians to our banned toys list. FRANTIC GLENDORA

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I have never understood how anyone can consider that a legitimate job. A female standing around stamping books full of pornography and satanic lies is bound to cause trouble. They should be home baking pies or waiting on their husbands. The trouble is, they are all lezbeans who hate men and want to destroy normal family life.

Bottom line: the only book a True Christian™ needs is the Holy KJV 1611 Bible. If we follow that guideline, we can close down the libraries and turn them into Churches. Praise Jesus!

[SUV]

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Mother Glynndie, I am happy to be able to state that I have never trusted these "women" due to their propensities to wear those "cat's eye" eyeglasses. Why, every Christian knows that cats are nothing but Wicked and Evil!



These Hussies often add insult to the injury by wearing those such as the above pair, Shamelessly bejeweled as well as were several of the Harlots in Bible Stories. And here in these End Times, I shudder to state that I would not be surprised to see one of these Sinful, "Book"-reading Whores of Babylon (and Islip and West Hemstead) prancing around their LIE-berries wearing a pair like this:



("Hey, Baby, don't you think it's time to...?")

SweetBabyJesusInHisMangy - I can say no more!!!

[Glendora Christianson]

We call them "Lezbertarians" and we never underestimate their ability to influence children. You know your child is in trouble when your local library's shelves are stocked with books about homosexuality and witchcraft, but not a single Bible. And lately, it seems like these Pubic Libraries have become porn downloading depots to boot!

Perhaps we might come up with a few ideas on how to better protect our children from lezbertarians??? Thanks, CONCERNED MOTHER GLENDORA