Don't Microwave Baby!!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Don't Microwave Baby!!!

Mother Glynndie, I have a question (and perhaps some of you Men might wish to join in with an Answer™

Which is, what about times when otherwise Good Christian women Kill their Babies in the Name of God or Jesus? Is that still Sin? Because, didn't some old Goat in the Bible, I think it was Abraham, Kill his firstborn Son - as he was actually Commanded to do by God? (My GOD!)

(There's no hurry with the answer. I have plenty of Christmas Goodies to keep me busy as I await both it and the Second Coming.)

According to the Bible, the first thirty days of a child's life don't count. You have that long to feed it to the muslims or toss it down a well. Between two months and five years of age, you may still kill it but you have to pay a fine. 50 sheckels for a boy, thirty for a girl. After the age of five you can't kill it anymore, but you can sell it.

I hope this helps
Pastor Al

[SUV]

Re: Don't Microwave Baby!!!

Mother Glynndie, I have a question, and perhaps some of you Men might wish to join in with an Answer™

Which is, what about times when otherwise Good Christian women Kill their Babies in the Name of God or Jesus? Is that still Sin? Because, didn't some old Goat in the Bible, I think it was Abraham, Kill his firstborn Son - as he was actually Commanded to do by God? (My GOD!)

(There's no hurry with the answer. I have plenty of Christmas Goodies to keep me busy as I await it and the Second Coming.)

[tommy]

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Dear lord, Italians are doomable.

[Poetic Peter]

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Another place not to place Your Baby

"Venice Sand Mermaid"


Why not? What's the risk?
Well, that mashed-head looking thing nuzzling her nookery, appears to my eye
to be a former sandy baby Harp Seal. Clubbed by....who'd do such a savagery?

Yes, it could have been a baby.
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I see no point in running baby parts through the blender
only to feed some other baby. How stupid.

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Am fresh-out of baby risk-places.

Help

[Poetic Peter]

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I know it means one less killed and cooked Peking cat, but....

what's really wong here?

[Poetic Peter]

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I take it the blender's out as well, then?

This too



What a great thing this is:
Preaching Gospel and Prepubertal Safety at the same place.

[Brother Temperance]

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I take it the blender's out as well, then?

[Glendora Christianson]

NO Baby in Dishwasher Either!

In this case, the opposite is equally true. Do NOT put baby in the deep freeze either.

I think we're on to something, Pastor Zeke, and I feel good about helping all the stupid heathens who visit our church. You know, if they can just keep from killing their children, we have a chance of saving them. So my next word of advice is don't put your baby in the dishwasher. I know lazy heathens, wiccas, even a few Cathylicks might think they can save time by washing baby automatically, but the dishwasher gets a little too hot for baby. CARING GLENDORA

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Don't Microwave Baby!!!

In this case, the opposite is equally true. Do NOT put baby in the deep freeze either.

Man on trial for putting baby in freezer

OTTAWA (Reuters) - A Canadian man who could not figure out how to deal with his girlfriend's feverish 10-month-old daughter put the baby into a freezer to cool her down, a local newspaper reported on Friday.

Derrick Hardy faces charges of criminal negligence and assaulting the infant, who was rescued when her mother came home, the Charlottetown Guardian said.

The Canadian Broadcasting Corp. said the mother found the girl crammed into the freezer alongside ice cubes and hamburger meat. Hardy said he had left the door ajar but the mother said it had been closed when she returned.

He told a court in the eastern province of Prince Edward Island on Thursday the child had only been in the freezer for about 40 seconds.

Hardy, 21, who admitted to police that he had no real parenting skills to deal with a sick child, said he had noticed the girl was very hot and put a cool cloth on her face, but this had no effect.

He then carried the girl outside into the night air but, frustrated that this also did not work and worried she might drown if placed in a cold bath, he put the baby into the kitchen freezer. She was wearing only an undershirt.

A local doctor said the mother had described her baby as "crying, sobbing and terrified." The child spent several days in hospital to recover from first- and second-degree freezer burns on her head and torso.

Hardy has pleaded not guilty to the charges. The baby's grandmother now has custody of the girl.

[Glendora Christianson]

I assume most of our members are smart enough for this one, but for those unsaved folks who visit, a friendly reminder:

Mother accused of microwaving baby
By James Hannah
The Associated Press

Dayton, Ohio - A mother was arrested on suspicion of murdering her newborn daughter by microwaving the baby in an oven.
China Arnold, 26, was jailed Monday on a charge of aggravated murder, more than a year after she brought her dead month-old baby to a hospital. Bail was set today at $1 million.
"We have reason to believe, and we have some forensic evidence that is consistent with our belief, that a microwave oven was used in this death," said Ken Betz, director of the Montgomery County coroner's office.
He said the evidence included high-heat internal injuries and the absence of external burn marks on the baby, Paris Talley.
Arnold was arrested soon after the baby's death in August 2005, then was released while authorities investigated further. Betz said the case was difficult because "there is not a lot of scientific research and data on the effect of microwaves on human beings." The death was ruled homicide by hyperthermia, or high body temperature. The absence of external burns ruled out an open flame, scalding water or a heating pad as the cause, Betz said.
Arnold's lawyer, Jon Paul Rion, said his client had nothing to do with her child's death and was stunned when investigators told her that a microwave might have been involved.
"China - as a mother and a person - was horrified that such an act could occur," Rion said.
The night before the baby was taken to the hospital, Arnold and the child's father went out for a short time and left Paris with a baby sitter, Rion said. The mother didn't sense anything out of the ordinary until the next morning, when the child was found unconscious, Rion said.
Arnold has three other children. In 2000, a Virginia woman was sentenced to five years in prison for killing her month-old son in a microwave oven. Elizabeth Renee Otte claimed she had no memory of cramming her son in the microwave and turning on the appliance in 1999. Experts said that Otte suffered from epilepsy and that her seizures were followed by blackouts.