[handmaiden]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

When you need to protect the Right to Life against the evils of abortion, you need don't want to bring a mere knife to a gun fight.


A “preacher” armed with a semiautomatic rifle showed up at Beto O’Rourke’s townhall in Hemphill, Texas, to challenge O’Rourke’s position on … abortion, calling it murder. A month after 20 people were murdered with an AR-15 in a Texas elementary school. This is America.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

Or did she? If the man had picked one of the mates God showed him, of which there were a lot, would there be an Eve in the first place?

Mr. Fag, I think it is difficult for homers to understand there are two distinct genders. It is difficult because the homosexual lifestyle violates and mixes up the genders God so carefully put in place. Women are distinctly females and are the source of sin in humankind. If you know any true females (not lesbians) you might talk with them about their sins.

[Adam Fag]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

We should have learned our lesson when Eve committed the Original Sin.

Or did she? If the man had picked one of the mates God showed him, of which there were a lot, would there be an Eve in the first place?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

We are going to need Iowa border checkpoints for all outgoing traffic along the borders of the baby murdering states Minnesota and Illinois. We can't just allow our women to cross freely into these states, in particular not those between say 12 and 40 years old. We should also consider a ban on flights to Canada and any blue state from Des Moines International, alternatively restricting them to male travelers only.

This morning's bad news is Seattle, WA, has declared itself to be an "abortion sanctuary city." It will be advertising in Freehold and every other Godly city on the U.S.

This country really needs to stop freedom of travel and commerce across state lines. We need the Iowa National Guard stationed at every road and highway crossing point out of the State. Guardsmen need to be at every airport checking tickets to see where and why young women are traveling.

We will not solve this abortion problem by being nice to women. The Bible warned about this. We should have learned our lesson when Eve committed the Original Sin.

Our military is there to save lives. Let's us it.

Seattle to be sanctuary for abortion providers, patients | The Wichita Eagle (kansas.com)

[Larry Lee]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

You are right sir. Personally I think women have NO right to kill a baby, I had 8 children with a 9th on the way. I love my children, AND these women will love there children.

God made these children to grown and LOVE god. These libs and coms don’t know what us women and men (mostly men) have been through to make them.

Now there dye their hair blue, and raindow (yuck the gays) and now want to kill the babies of America! It’s crazy!!

We white people need to stand up! And not let them slay us down.

Pure poetry! Your love of Jesus shines as brightly as your perky smile.

[KarenLovesGod]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

You are right sir. Personally I think women have NO right to kill a baby, I had 8 children with a 9th on the way. I love my children, AND these women will love there children.

God made these children to grown and LOVE god. These libs and coms don’t know what us women and men (mostly men) have been through to make them.

Now there dye their hair blue, and raindow (yuck the gays) and now want to kill the babies of America! It’s crazy!!

We white people need to stand up! And not let them slay us down.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

With the imminent crash in American babies, would it make sense for lady prisoners serving less than 9 months to be impregulated by a traveling stud farm of male stock specially selected by the governor mayor guards? This would alleviate tension in the workforce in the coming years.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

We are going to need Iowa border checkpoints for all outgoing traffic along the borders of the baby murdering states Minnesota and Illinois. We can't just allow our women to cross freely into these states, in particular not those between say 12 and 40 years old. We should also consider a ban on flights to Canada and any blue state from Des Moines International, alternatively restricting them to male travelers only.

Here's for some great inspiration provided by the atheist commies themselves!

[Adam Fag]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

ground zero for criminals

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

I have been thinking, what should we do with these promiscuous sluts in the theocratic, Bible believing states like Iowa who will ban abortion and these whores do it anyway? First I was thinking the death penalty, but wouldn't that really be a waste of fertile young women clearly capable of delivering beautiful babies?

What a dilemma it, Brother Jensen. Keeping women out of jail would produce more soldiers for Christ. The only solution, as I see it, is constant surveillance. First, we need to monitor women and save them for their husbands. Then they need to be watched to prevent abortions.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

...Ted Cruz told me he loves a good sock hop! "With my Viagra buddy, I'll never be too old to squeeze one out"...

I hope that, in time, my mental retinas recover from that singeing.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

Sir. I'm sure you understand purity and the disgust our loving God experiences when confronted with a nubile female that the Holy Ghost has yet to bless.

Your views on disposing of soiled females are in line with God's, I hope.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

I have been thinking, what should we do with these promiscuous sluts in the theocratic, Bible believing states like Iowa who will ban abortion and these whores do it anyway? First I was thinking the death penalty, but wouldn't that really be a waste of fertile young women clearly capable of delivering beautiful babies?

[Larry Lee]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

And how I do thank the good in Heaven above, dear Brother Harvey, that there are some women in powerful places who share the same, very important views as your own dear self!

Oh now, Sister Isabella, how you prattle-on in that handsome voice of yours. The thirteen sweethearts-of-the-Congress, who you mention, may be pro-life, but they're not anti-death! Just this afternoon, when I spoke with Brother Ted Cruz about Cancun junkets to Cozumel, for ministry to the pubescent male prostitutes there, not only did my eyebrow rise when I learned of Ted Cruz's penetrating knowledge of these boy's vulnerability, but I also learned that Ted Cruz has only to snap a Zoom meeting together, and the sweethearts-of-the-Congress will be slobbering all over whatever member of Congress -- or position of Republican dominance -- that Ted Cruz demands. Hallelujah! Ted Cruz assured me that he'd have these Republican pro-life females distributing Landover's abortion love baskets to the "great with child" women of the Rio Grande Valley within the week.

However, Ted Cruz has one request of us -- and I hope the True Christian™ body of Christ represented in this Godly forum will accede to Ted Cruz's mighty, yet surprisingly soft needs.Ted Cruz is fond, he told me, of administering douches of cayenne pepper to his former campaign door knockers, who find themselves in trouble. "It's a temporary thing", Ted Cruz said.

In addition to cayenne pepper, Ted Cruz wants our abortion love baskets to focus on detailed instructions for throwing oneself down the stairs and hitting oneself in the stomach with a meat pulverizer.

Also, Brother Didymus Much, Ted Cruz may be a leader among Republican men, but his casual, fun-loving side comes out when you least expect it. You may be surprised to hear that Ted Cruz told me he loves a good sock hop! "With my Viagra buddy, I'll never be too old to squeeze one out", Ted Cruz shared.... And if THAT doesn't end the debate over Kleenexes vs. socks , then nothing will. "Kleenexes are for sissies", Ted Cruz sighed.

[Isabella White]

Re: Landover CARES! - Landover's response to the abortion crisis

As usual, scatterbrained ladies are changing the subject to interior decorating.

This is not the time or place for lady issues. This an important men's issue for important men.

And how I do thank the good in Heaven above, dear Brother Harvey, that there are some women in powerful places who share the same, very important views as your own dear self!