[Nobar King]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

I think they put that in the constitution by mistake.

[Mr. Jingles]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

Why doesn't Congress pass legislation outlawing Halloween altogether? Probably due to the Democrats in congress, all of whom enjoy Satan's birthday.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

I'm up anyway, because midnight is when I have my New Year's ritual.

Yeh, work hard on that ritual, we wouldn't want the world to stop because you failed to put enough into eating a baby or something.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

Once again, you have changed my post.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

Halloweeen ends at midnight - that's when I will turn off my porch light and begin quietly continuing my highly profitable drug trafficking under cover of darkness. However, I expect that the neighborhood mothers will have brought all their children home long before then, and be back to stock up on pills, powders, and "herbs" for the long week ahead.

[nuncio]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

Another time-trick that deserves our accolades:
The Bush presidency has been quietly extended.
It hasn't been extended by much, but every little bit helps.
It's official: Dec 31 will be extended by one second.
Remember to turn your clocks back one second on New Year's Eve
and praise Jesus for the additional "leap second" of Bush's presidency.

Nuncio

[SUV]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

Praise JESUS that Hellyween is only practiced now (or not) by old "Ladies" -whom we all know to be sinful anyway - who hate Family:

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!


Thank you, Brother Nobar, for bringing this matter to our attention. This year's expanded hours will afford every True Christian™ the opportunity to teach our neighborhood children a real world lesson in the evils of Obama's socialist / Marxist income re-distribution plans.

Praise Jesus!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

Ugh... What else is new? How many New Years rituals do you celebrate? All of them?

Samhain is the Pagan New Year - that's the one for which I have a religious celebration. December 31st, there's always a party at a friend's house, and we go to that for the fun of it - any excuse to kiss under mistletoe.

[Nobar King]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

Ugh... What else is new? How many New Years rituals do you celebrate? All of them?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

So you stay up and wait for zero kids who aren't going to be coming by? No wonder parents make their kids come home at a reasonable hour. Anyone out trick-or-treating past nine P.m. is too old to be out doing that kind of thing.

I'm up anyway, because midnight is when I have my New Year's ritual.

[Nobar King]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

So you stay up and wait for zero kids who aren't going to be coming by? No wonder parents make their kids come home at a reasonable hour. Anyone out trick-or-treating past nine P.m. is too old to be out doing that kind of thing.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

I tell you what: Since you don't remember when the trick-or-treating is over, why don't you write down the times of your last three hand-outs and let us know how late they go wherever it is that you live.

I expect them to be done here around 8:30. I'll let you know how it goes.

Also, as per your previous post, you were NOT, in fact, making a point. You were LYING to us, ONCE AGAIN. Anytime does not equal 'around ten p.m.'

Halloweeen ends at midnight - that's when I will turn off my porch light and no longer give out candy if anyone shows up. However, I expect that the neighborhood mothers will have brought all their children home long before then.

[Nobar King]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

I tell you what: Since you don't remember when the trick-or-treating is over, why don't you write down the times of your last three hand-outs and let us know how late they go wherever it is that you live.

I expect them to be done here around 8:30. I'll let you know how it goes.

Also, as per your previous post, you were NOT, in fact, making a point. You were LYING to us, ONCE AGAIN. Anytime does not equal 'around ten p.m.'

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Praise Congress for shorter Halloween!

How late do you think kids should be out trick-or-treating? At some point most are done, people put the candy away and turn out the lights, and Halloween is over. Anyone who is still out bothering people past that is a nuisance to me. You need to figure out when it ends so you can go off and cut open house pets with your witch friends. You can't be in two places at the same time, you know.

The parents in my neighborhood make sure their kids are in at a reasonable hour - usually by 10. The point I was making was that if trick-or-treating officially ends at 8, but a kid comes to my door at 9, I'm not going to turn him away.
I would never harm a pet. My friends and I don't do sacrifices. How many times do I have to tell you that?