Would This be Godly Stimulus Package?

[TC Patriot]

We all now that it was the Jews and Liberals behind this debacle. We also know that we don't want to have to pay back the money that the Liebruls in Washington are borrowing for the Godless chinks.

Would it be unGodly to have all Americans get a whole bunch of credit cards and run them to the maximum as a way of stimulating the economy and putting wealth back into the hands of True Christians. This Jew lead economic downturn is hurting all Christian churches false and true. I would think this is stretching the charitable coffers of LBC too.

Let's all get a whole bunch of credit cards and max them out. Buy guns and gold!

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: Would This be Godly Stimulus Package?

We all now that it was the Jews and Liberals behind this debacle. We also know that we don't want to have to pay back the money that the Liebruls in Washington are borrowing for the Godless chinks.

Would it be unGodly to have all Americans get a whole bunch of credit cards and run them to the maximum as a way of stimulating the economy and putting wealth back into the hands of True Christians. This Jew lead economic downturn is hurting all Christian churches false and true. I would think this is stretching the charitable coffers of LBC too.

Let's all get a whole bunch of credit cards and max them out. Buy guns and gold!

Bubeleh

And who do you think finances all of this?

Pastor Deacon Friedrich? Brother Harry's much beloved Platinum Tithers?

Ach no! Apparently you can have too much to do with Brother Madoff!

But Fred and Harry (and others besides!) have excellent Letters of Credit, so long as a certain Mrs Robert Bowers continues to act as guarantor!

Many years ago we learned that there is much gilt to be had in your godly Second Amendment, so we took out controlling interests in the firearms and cyanide tipped personal protection retail business.

Not just that, but we extend a little credit too -- at reasonable rates, why not?

Give us a call. We're gonna call on you sooner or later, so why not be ahead of the curve for once in your life?

Hymie
(Who wonders why they call it shylocking)

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Would This be Godly Stimulus Package?

Apparently you can have too much to do with Brother Madoff!

I'm so glad to hear that the former Jew bastard Madoff has accepted Jesus as his personal savior, and we can now call him "Brother." It's really amazing, so many people who are given life sentences in a federal penitentiary go on to become born again. Now with the Bush administration out of office, Fort Leavenworth may become nearly 100% Republican and Christian.

Yours in Christ,
Buford