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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #1

    Japs Advertise All-Homer Navy

    Well if this doesn't beat all. I always knew that most chinks are queer, but now they are advertising it on their TV commercials. THIS his how the homers in gookland recruit. Its an actual TV commercial, not a spoof.

    Even our allies the brits have been letting homers in their Navy! I blame the Clitons.

    Let us pray for our Boys in iraquistan, that they might not be recruited into satan's ranks while defending us from mudslime terrorists.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Appelfap.
      Suspected Belgian - treat with caution
      Forum Member
      • Jan 2007
      • 130
      #2
      Re: Japs Advertise All-Homer Navy

      NAVY is for gay people.
      =/=

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        • the dud
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Feb 2007
          • 96
          #3
          Re: Japs Advertise All-Homer Navy

          Yeah, indeed

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            • mister A.H.
              • Feb 2007
              • 78
              #4
              Re: Japs Advertise All-Homer Navy

              Absolutely

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                • Enobarbus
                  Professor of English Landover University
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3496
                  #5
                  Re: Japs Advertise All-Homer Navy

                  Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                  NAVY is for gay people.
                  Since you are just repeating what each other say, we may as well ban at least two of you. For all you contribute, we may as well ban all three of you, but it is our earthy job to attempt to Save© even Eurotrash so we may keep one of you. Would you like to sort out amongst yourselves who you'd like to see banned?
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                    • mister A.H.
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 78
                      #6
                      Re: Japs Advertise All-Homer Navy

                      Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                      Since you are just repeating what each other say, we may as well ban at least two of you. For all you contribute, we may as well ban all three of you, but it is our earthy job to attempt to Save© even Eurotrash so we may keep one of you. Would you like to sort out amongst yourselves who you'd like to see banned?
                      Me, me!! I love this site so much.

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                        • Enobarbus
                          Professor of English Landover University
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3496
                          #7
                          Re: Japs Advertise All-Homer Navy

                          Originally posted by mister A.H. View Post
                          Me, me!! I love this site so much.
                          Does that mean that you are voluteering to be banned?
                          Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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