Ha, Ha, Ha, Democrats. We're not falling for it.

[handmaiden]

Some weirdo who thinks he's funny wrote a pretend account of Jeffery Epstein showing up at the Republican National Convention to endorse Donald Trump. Again, it's meant to be funny. But Democrats don't understand that good, Bible-Believing Christians know that summoning ghosts is a sin.

As can be seen in 1 Samuel 28:15, King Saul had the prophet Samuel called up by a witch so that they could talk. We know this is a sin, because the Bible also says in Exodus 22:18 that you're not supposed to suffer a witch to live.

So, we know that King Saul sinned in doing business with a witch and that bringing back ghosts is wrong and that God allowed the ghost to be brought back so that Saul would understand how disobediant he really was to God's Word.

Also, the books of Samuel were written by Samuel, so we can certainly trust Samuel's own word describing how he was brought back from the dead. Who we can't trust, however, is some guy named Andy Boromir, because he's a fictional character in some Dungeons and Dragons novel and that game is Satanic.

So, no; nobody is going to be tricked into thinking that Jeffery Epstein came back from the dead and endorsed Donald Trump and nobody is going to believe that Our Dear President Trump had any unsavory connections to pedophila. . . Anyway the Bible does not condemn pedophila at all. As brethren here at Landover Baptist have pointed out, it's not a girl's age that matters. It's her bride price and her father's business acumen that matters.

Since Donald Trump is the best at business, he may have gotten the better deal with a few fathers and some people will deliberately misconstrue those circumstances. True believers will not.

Anyway, here's the thing that the imaginary guy wrote fully from his imagination. If you believe in the Bible, you will not be tempted to believe this silliness.

RNC Ends on High Note as Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein Endorses Trump


MILWAUKEE (The Borowitz Report)—Attendees at the Republican National Convention gave a thunderous ovation to the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein after he made a surprise appearance Thursday night to endorse Donald J. Trump.

“I know Donald Trump better than I know just about anybody,” the spectral Epstein told the MAGA faithful. “Check my phone logs. There’s no one I talked to more.”

Visibly emotional, Epstein said he had never endorsed a presidential candidate before but was making an exception for Trump “because we were so close.”

“Donald Trump shares my vision, my values, my core beliefs,” he said. “I stand before you and the American people to deliver this message: A vote for Donald Trump is a vote for Jeffrey Epstein!”

The MAGA crowd roared their approval of Epstein, who got the warmest reception of the many felons who spoke at the RNC.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Some weirdo who thinks he's funny wrote a pretend account of Jeffery Epstein showing up at the Republican National Convention to endorse Donald Trump. Again, it's meant to be funny. But Democrats don't understand that good, Bible-Believing Christians know that summoning ghosts is a sin.

So, we know that King Saul sinned in doing business with a witch and that bringing back ghosts is wrong and that God allowed the ghost to be brought back so that Saul would understand how disobediant he really was to God's Word.

So, no; nobody is going to be tricked into thinking that Jeffery Epstein came back from the dead and endorsed Donald Trump and nobody is going to believe that Our Dear President Trump had any unsavory connections to pedophila. . . Anyway the Bible does not condemn pedophila at all. As brethren here at Landover Baptist have pointed out, it's not a girl's age that matters. It's her bride price and her father's business acumen that matters.

Thank you for putting those nasty Demoncrats in their place, Sister Handmaiden. It's an understatement to say their humor is SICK. I'm proud that we here in the Landover Baptist Church do not go over to the dark side and try to play funny. As you say, sin is serious and nothing to trifle about.

[Isabella White]

RNC Ends on High Note as Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein Endorses Trump


MILWAUKEE (The Borowitz Report)—Attendees at the Republican National Convention gave a thunderous ovation to the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein after he made a surprise appearance Thursday night to endorse Donald J. Trump.

“I know Donald Trump better than I know just about anybody,” the spectral Epstein told the MAGA faithful. “Check my phone logs. There’s no one I talked to more.”

Visibly emotional, Epstein said he had never endorsed a presidential candidate before but was making an exception for Trump “because we were so close.”

“Donald Trump shares my vision, my values, my core beliefs,” he said. “I stand before you and the American people to deliver this message: A vote for Donald Trump is a vote for Jeffrey Epstein!”

The MAGA crowd roared their approval of Epstein, who got the warmest reception of the many felons who spoke at the RNC.

Oh, my word! I do thank you, dear Sister Handmaiden, for this very considerate alert. I had not heard of it until now. Well, it all just goes to show how desperate those despicable DEMON-rats are! They are trying every trick in their crooked books to make it look like Not-my-President SLEEPY Joe Burden will beat our heroic President Donald J. Trump. If anybody believes that, I know of a bridge in New York that is for sale!



Apart from a small bunch of supporters — in great disarray — who else does SLEEPY Joe Burden have? Nobody! And with our beloved President Trump being sent by , well, that is all that we need to be assured of President Trump's victory. It is no wonder that the Republican National Convention was so well received! May Almighty bless President Donald J.Trump in all that he does.