[Basilissa]

Have we won yet? I'm confused, because I thought we already did, so who is still shooting at our planes?

[WWJDnow]

Technically, Iranians do not identify as Arabs. But the nukes are well deserved for being hellbound moon-worshipping heretics.

Who cares what they identify as? There are men who identify as women, women who identify as men, polar bears who identify as weasels, and Catholics who identify as Christians. They're all wrong and they're all going to Hell--which, I hasten to add, will be especially hard on the polar bears. It's not my problem if the Iranians are too stupid to know that they're A-rabs.

But I'm glad we agree that the towel heads must go. We won't be safe until we've killed every man, woman, child, and goat in Iran.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

His investment in Venzhwhalen oil is looking more and more smarter every day. The world will be rue the day they stopped paying tariffs. They'll be begging to pay tariffs. The Straight of Hamas can stay blocked for all I care.

[Johny Joe Hold]

There is so much good news about bombing Iran, where to start is the question. Today it was reported Putin is profiting $70 million per day. This is because the strait is blocked and this helps Putin's oil prices. Good for Putin. I'm thinking President Trump has someone trading for him--announcements about progress with Iran on peace talks or lack of progress raises or lowers stock prices accordingly. After all the abuse he has to endure, the President deserves some personal gain from insider trading.

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[Isabella White]

We need to nuke Iran. We have to kill those A-rabs over there before they kill us over here.

Amen, dear Brother Now! And, again, I say: Amen! I so thank you for your very astute and observant statement. My, how it reminds me of that courageous Judge Jeanine from a few years ago. May the bless you (and lovely Judge Jeanine) richly for sharing your wisdom with us!

[Johny Joe Hold]

I not sure how much training in world affairs you had to become a Jesuit, Father Romero. I saw an Iranian talk on TV and he sounded Mexican.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

We need to nuke Iran. We have to kill those A-rabs over there before they kill us over here.

Technically, Iranians do not identify as Arabs. But the nukes are well deserved for being hellbound moon-worshipping heretics.

[WWJDnow]

We need to nuke Iran. We have to kill those A-rabs over there before they kill us over here.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Attention "friends" (enemies).

Now you're talkin' Dr. Toole. No one is better able to assess our strengths than the President. Other countries' help to keep open that little creek the Iranian rag heads have closed, who needs 'em?

While we're on the subject of oil and gasoline prices, let's all keep in mind higher gasoline prices are not a burden. They are nothing. Pay the price, don't complain and support our President.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Attention "friends" (enemies).

“[W]e no longer ‘need,’ or desire, the NATO Countries’ assistance – WE NEVER DID! Likewise, Japan, Australia, or South Korea.” He added: “In fact, speaking as President of the United States of America, by far the Most Powerful Country Anywhere in the World, WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!”

[Isabella White]

Monopoly, whack-a-mole, invading Greenland. In fact, I think it's probably time to release some Epstein files to stop everyone talking about this silly Iran story.

Oh, of course, dear Brother Dr. Toole. However, let us ensure that when those Epstein files do get released, that only the pages with Bill Clintton's name in them be highlighted; otherwise, the dastardly DEMON-rats will be waiting to pounce — mercilessly!

[Johny Joe Hold]

to stop everyone talking about this silly Iran story.

Just when the President was on the cusp of a total victory, we find he had a turn-coat right in the room. His chief Counter Terrorism official, Joe (Somebody), resigned. His wife was killed in combat a year ago and he has turned into a war-is-so-mean woose. How can we Make Our Country Great Again when we can't invade and conquer sh!t-hole countries like Iran?

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[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I guess that's where a game of Monopoly could be useful.

Monopoly, whack-a-mole, invading Greenland. In fact, I think it's probably time to release some Epstein files to stop everyone talking about this silly Iran story.

[MitzaLizalor]

It's worth remembering what these places were like before. Islamic dictatorships are awful, yes, which prompted me to check out two of them—Tehran in Iran and Kabul in Afghanistan—as they were.

Liberation is well and good but what follows is just as important. Some of these options could easily return. Is that what anyone really wants?

Of course it's not for me to express opinions: all necessary information is in The Bible. Here are some of the activities involved.

The left-hand column is in Iran.

1. Be hippies. There is no such thing as a Christian hippie. So if they resume whatever hippies do, it's certain they'd be rejecting Jesus. As you can see, the price is stamped on their faces, the slovenly "cool" attire and the lounging postures. Why bother, they might as well be saying?

2. Form a dubious "club" doing things most people never even dream of. But which won't include stamp collecting, knitting or making model aircraft. No doubt "visitors" would be welcome if they has a suitable "funky" hairstyle or other sought-after characteristics.

3. Sit on a bench. This is Tehran so the weather won't be too bad and in fact it looks sunny. Domestic duties have gone out the window and what they're looking at is unlikely to be pictures of cakes. Have their owners even given permission for them to be out? It's not a question they'd ever consider – if they knew it was a question at all.

4. The playing of sport. Now maybe I'm too "progressive" whatever that means, in that games seem appropriate sometimes such as Ludo or quoits during the afternoon. Caber tossing less so for this specimen and pole vaulting or similar (including cliff scaling and parachute jumping) are definitely out. Monopoly is a bit time consuming unless helping to instil basic economic principles: it's quite good for that.

Are these things we'd want to see return to Iran? You decide.

The right-hand column shows some Afghans.

1. Sit by water in Kabul. And what do you think happens next? I didn't list any hippies' activities for good reason (they're all dreadful) but a fair proportion of them will be likely here! What if she were your family member?

2. Wear mini shirts. This unpleasant habit is being promoted by cynical fashion designers hoping to charge more money for less clothing. Jesus does not approve of such garments or the shamelessness of upturned heads.

3. Buy lurid fabric. And what will she make with it when she gets home? Nothing that'd be acceptable in any Church, except among heretics. So it would be out of the frying pan and into a different frying pan if, as looks likely here, strict regulation of fabric supply were not applied.

4. Learn to read. This has now been stopped of course – but should it be reintroduced when a better flag is flying over Afghanistan?

Currently, sanctions for doing any of these are extreme. Although their resumption would not be encouraged under a Godly administration, for anyone taking them up should the penalties be less or about the same? God's answer is easy to find: it's right there in The Bible! At present that is not a publication easy to find in either place. Should more be made available? And at what price? Free? Cost? Hard cover or paperback?

I guess that's where a game of Monopoly could be useful.

In Christ.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

When our so-called allies spurn the Board for Peace and the opportunity to clean up after our magnificent victory, it's time to ask who are our allies. I'm most disappointed in the Brits. They should send their SAS to storm the Straight of Hormuz and rescue the hostages.