[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

Spotting japs is everyone's Christian duty!!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

The Chinks and Japs both have slanty eyes because they have to read that squiggle language of theirs:


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Actually, I wonder if they're not aliens from another planet.

Yours in Christ,
Buford

[WickedWitch]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

Well....do you have the wonderful personality of GODLY sister Thumper?

Do you mean, am I moody and cranky and finnicky and jealous and spiteful and vengeful? No. I'm delightful and humourous and a good cook and housekeeper, a great conversationalist, and humble to boot.

(Just kidding, Thumper, you're a lovely lady!)

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

Don't be silly, I'd share it with you. And since always. I have to warn you, I'd only cook you good, nutricious food. Healthy stuff. Lean meats only and plenty of veggies.

Well....do you have the wonderful personality of GODLY sister Thumper?

[WickedWitch]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

Then I'd have to worry about my cheese loaf. Since when can Canuckis come to America?

Don't be silly, I'd share it with you. And since always. I have to warn you, I'd only cook you good, nutricious food. Healthy stuff. Lean meats only and plenty of veggies.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

Ick! Okay, well, in that case just outright fire her and hire me.

Then I'd have to worry about my cheese loaf. Since when can Canuckis come to America?

[WickedWitch]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

She doesn't make Chinkignese food and I wouldn't dare eat it anyway. She gets leftover roadkill from her cousin who has the chop catsuey joint right on the road to Des Moines.

Ick! Okay, well, in that case just outright fire her and hire me.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

Or, and this is just off the top of my head, you could keep her on as a sous-chef so she can make Chinese food every now and then, and just hire Alie as your domestic-housemaid-type lady.

She doesn't make Chinkignese food and I wouldn't dare eat it anyway. She gets leftover roadkill from her cousin who has the chop catsuey joint right on the road to Des Moines.

[WickedWitch]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

Yep, exactly the same. I cannot WAIT until we go to war with China and I can have her put in a concentration camp.

Or, and this is just off the top of my head, you could keep her on as a sous-chef so she can make Chinese food every now and then, and just hire Alie as your domestic-housemaid-type lady.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

Do you let your housekeeper on the computer when you're taking your bath?

No. If she hadn't stolen the spare set of keys to my car, the stereo would still work and the leather wouldn't smell like chop suey.

[Nobar King]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

Do you let your housekeeper on the computer when you're taking your bath?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

Ok your call; Japanese or Chinese?...

That's a jap. I can tell any chink sub-race by looking at them.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

I'm sure if you fire her she'll sure you good.

That's just what she sounds like. Are you Chinee too?

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

I can't even tell which is male and which is female.

Why are they standing so still in Thumper's picture?

In the movie The King & I, they throw themselves all over the place and dance incessantly...not like that at all.

[Nobar King]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

I'm sure if you fire her she'll sure you good.