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  • #16
    Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

    Brothers and sisters, I am SHOCKED by this entire thread. I had no idea that the joo-backed conspiracy to force queer marriage on America (including our boys fighting the sand coons over in Iraq!) had engaged in such a massive campaign to deface and counterfeit God's money.

    After reading Brother Monty's warnings, I immediately confiscated all the money in my servant's possession, since I never carry any cash at all. I burned the pesos and yen I found, and began a close-up examination of their bills. What I found will shock you.


    This is a sample of openly queered money I found.



    The back of the same bill shown above.



    Why the perverts singled out the race-traitor Lincoln to be branded this way is beyond me.



    Here the sodomites reveal their hatred of our Godly President. Disgusting.



    Just take a look at this! Can there remain ANY doubt who backs the Clintons?

    Lastly, I discovered THIS obscene website run by monkey worshipers in the blue state of Oregon (the Canada of California), intent on obliterating God's Holy name on all American currency!

    I think this whole "free speech" concept from the outdated U. S. Constitution has gotten out of hand. Once we restore God's Laws to this great nation, we'll make short work out of these blasphemous sodomites. Praise Jesus!

    In summary Brothers and sisters; it is quite obvious that True Christians™ can no longer safely handle American currency without risk of contamination. I don't want to "go queer" because some homer's cooties rubbed off on me while making a purchase at the Landover Gun Shoppe. I suggest we stick with our Gold Cards.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #17
      Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

      I read somewhere the Liberals and the porch monkeys wanted to put that trouble maker "Reverend(yeah right)" Martin Kings face on one of our bills. The $10 I think it was.
      Figures. Darkies are always causing trouble.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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      • #18
        Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        I suggest we stick with our Gold Cards.

        This saddens me, but I shall let my husband, Mr. Whitford, know that we have to get rid of the Platinum Cards.
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        • #19
          Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

          Originally posted by lord warrior View Post
          Why do they keep putting women on these coins. Why no tsome Godly general who made a name killing the commie pinko scum. Must have been a political deal. Since the indians never have any money, they can at least get put on the money.
          Good point. Injuns don't use money, they like beads and blankets instead, so putting redskins on the white man's dollars is irrelevant and wrong. We should put them on something appropriate and culturally sensitive, like bottles of liquor. Maybe they should rename Wild Turkey as Wild Injun, or even just Big Chief Wild Turkey?
          Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
          I think Obama bin Laden is delighted that our money is covered with women and homers. After being alerted to the fact that Alexander Hamilton was the first Secretary of the Treasury, I did some further research (I used the Google to look him up on Wikipedia). The dandified Hamilton was a bastard from a backward Carribean island. He was against states rights, for tarrifs (trade protectionism), a national bank, and a Presbyterian. He established what became the most sissyfied branch of the military, the Coast Guard.
          I never knew that. I always thought he was one of the "queer martyrs" that that nice Dan White fellow shot because of the twinkies or twink boys or something. You learn something new every day.
          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post


          Just take a look at this! Can there remain ANY doubt who backs the Clintons?
          Does this mean that, at some point, a Jew actually spent a whole hundred dollars on something? Miracles never cease.

          Anyway, I thank everyone who has posted in this thread for helping to open my eyes to the queer assault on our money. No doubt, if the Demonrats win in 08, they will force through a law declaring that all money must bear a portrait of Huey Newton, badly photoshopped so that he has the beard of Karl Marx and the eyeshadow of John Edwards. Is this really the future we want for our children?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #20
            Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

            As a show of solidarity for embattled family values senator Larry Craig, Landover Baptist (with permission from the DOF) will be releasing special bills featuring his likeness. Take a look!
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            • #21
              Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

              This whole debate is ridiculous. How is ANY currency GODLY?

              I thought money was the root of all evil!

              Make up your mind people.

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              • #22
                Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

                When did we ever claim that money is inherently evil? That is an anti-Christian, anti-business, anti-American, anti-capitalist, Marxist way of thinking.

                Stop putting words in our mouths.
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                • #23
                  Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

                  The root of all evil is probably men kissing other men.
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                  • #24
                    Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

                    Originally posted by Logical Thinking View Post
                    This whole debate is ridiculous. How is ANY currency GODLY?

                    I thought money was the root of all evil!


                    You spend a lot of time thinking nonsense. WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT?!?!?!?

                    Make up your mind people.
                    The Bible ACTUALLY says that you are to tithe a portion of everything you own or earn to the Church. There are numerous references, but Malachai 3: 8-18 actually says that you are ROBBING GOD by not tithing.
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                    • #25
                      Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      The government probably hopes tourists will buy them and take them back home (to Europe). Tell all your friends who go travelling not to bring back foreign currency with them. It helps prop up some other countries' currency.
                      Or back to Canada...

                      Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                      BEWARE! Radical "gay" activists have been making COUNTERFEIT coins with women on them to convince Americans that their sick scheme has some kind of historical precedent. Someone needs to tell the FBI about this PRONTO!
                      Those remind me a bit of our coins, which all have Queen Elizabeth on one side of them...even though we aren't ruled by England anymore.

                      Has Freehold ever thought of marketing it's own currency, the ones with Jesus on them? Those are quite nice, actually. I wish I could see it in a bigger size, so I could read the text.

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                      • #26
                        Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

                        Originally posted by Logical Thinking View Post

                        This whole debate is ridiculous. How is ANY currency GODLY?

                        I thought money was the root of all evil!

                        Make up your mind people.
                        Um, you making fun of JESUS' picture on our GODLY money, Logical?

                        Not a wise move! Jesus might not like you, and neither will we
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                        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                        • #27
                          Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          I think this whole "free speech" concept from the outdated U. S. Constitution has gotten out of hand. Once we restore God's Laws to this great nation, we'll make short work out of these blasphemous sodomites. Praise Jesus!
                          It just goes to show the extent to which fag-enabling liberals have debased the concept of free speech. Properly understood, it refers to what the blame-America-first crowd refers to as "hate crimes." It certainly doesn't cover criticism of our Divinely hand-picked President, let alone attempts to give homers special privileges like participating in our capitalist economy.
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                          • #28
                            Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

                            Originally posted by Logical Thinking View Post
                            This whole debate is ridiculous. How is ANY currency GODLY?

                            I thought money was the root of all evil!

                            Make up your mind people.
                            (sigh). This needs some clarification. "The LOVE of money is the root of all evil" scripture is directed at the JOOS! Go read it! The JOOS have always stolen GOD's money and have been warned about it numerous times, but they never listen! That's why the JOOS live on a sand dune surrounded by howling diaperheads.

                            TRUE CHRISTIANS(TM), on the other hand, tithe generously as GOD COMMANDS and thus own Godly North and South America, although we haven't got around to running the messkins into the ocean yet. We have to figure out how to de-grease them first. I think the legislature is going to pass the Canada Acquisition Bill this year, so we will have another new state to despoil.
                            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                            • #29
                              Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

                              I think you're blowing this out of proportion. It's just money. Nobody is going to change their sexual preference because of a coin. I spend my money; I don't study it and base my life on it.


                              On Wednesday, the House of Representatives passed a bill to create a new $1 coin, which would accompany the current Sacagawea piece. The measure enjoyed enormous bipartisan support, passing by a vote of 422 to 6.
                              So, about being fringe...

                              ---

                              The original justification was that it's cheaper to make coins.

                              Their study tried to examine the life cycle of the coin dollar and the paper dollar (note) to determine if one was better for the environment. On the economic front: the dollar note costs 4 cents to produce with an average lifetime of 18 months. The dollar coin costs 8 cents with an average lifetime of 30 years.
                              http://www.usmint.gov/mint_programs/...cFAQ#eliminate
                              The use of the Golden Dollar coin in lieu of the paper dollar would ultimately save money. The General Accounting Office’s (GAO) stated potential savings of up to $500 million in a report issued September 2002, which was calculated on the premise that the U.S.Government cease production of the paper one-dollar bill.
                              Ugh. What a terrible website; and to think it has a .gov domain =\.

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                              • #30
                                Re: The Liberal Sissification of Godly US Currency

                                Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                                As a show of solidarity for embattled family values senator Larry Craig, Landover Baptist (with permission from the DOF) will be releasing special bills featuring his likeness. Take a look!
                                Hmmm...would it be appropriate to put Bob Allen on the $20 bill?
                                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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