[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

Wait how does doobs relate to cigarettes. i don't get it.

It means you are on your way to being a twinkie.

[Doobs]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

Ok I got the bible now what do I do

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

Wait how does doobs relate to cigarettes. i don't get it.

Oh you will get it sinner, when Satan rams his engorges tallwaycker between your checks you'll get all you can take and more sinner. Now put down that joint and pick up a Bible sinner before it is too late!

[Doobs]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

Wait how does doobs relate to cigarettes. i don't get it.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

I am afraid I might know what this poster's problem is. His user name, "Doobs", clearly refers to the funny cigarettes he likes to smoke. He gets "high" and then comes on here polluting Jesus's forum with his kookiness.

Oh, "Doobs", won't you give up your dope smoking, read the pages in your bible instead of using them as rolling papers, and get saved? You can start by using the pay pal button below to tithe all your weed-money.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Doobs]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

k sry.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

I can spel and i hav good grammer too. Im not a tard. I just wanna continue the Good Lords work.

Well sunshine you just posted like a 'tard. Do you think Jesus wants someone who can't be bothered to spell His favorite language correctly like a decent Republican Christian American? He suffered and died(temporarily) for your' sins pal, show The Lord some respect.

[Doobs]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

I can spel and i hav good grammer too. Im not a tard. I just wanna continue the Good Lords work.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

I'm not racist, I just hate pplz who don't know the right path. They phail at life so they deserve to die. The converted guys we will let live.

Son, you can't even spell. Are you one of those retardeds? Because God hates that.

Have you ever read the Holy Bible?

[Doobs]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

I'm not racist, I just hate pplz who don't know the right path. They phail at life so they deserve to die. The converted guys we will let live.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

Yo I wanna start up an army to kill all them jews, nigs, chinks, and spics. Who's with me?

God commands us to obey secular laws. Better give up this crazy scheme, or you'll end up on your knees servicing every coon in hell for all eternity. Jesus can do that, you know.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

Youre gonna go to hell.

How would a RACIST like you know? We do not tolerate RACISTS around here pal.

[Doobs]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

Youre gonna go to hell.

[lilith]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

Why? I wanna kill all the nonchristians so us christians can live in peace w/o gays and slaves running around everywhere. Don't you wanna clean up the world?

ONLY if we start with the whacko Christians.

[Doobs]

Re: Who wants to join my army?

Why? I wanna kill all the nonchristians so us christians can live in peace w/o gays and slaves running around everywhere. Don't you wanna clean up the world?