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  • TC Patriot
    AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2008
    • 1060

    #1

    John Boehner NOT a Sissy Cry Baby



    This guy is no Glenn Beck! While Glenn Beck is a friend to Godly Republicanism he is a cry baby Mormon.

    Sure John Boehner cries a lot and manly men generally don't cry but obviously he is moved by Jesus to weep tears of joy. He is doing God's work as the Godly Republican Majority leader.

    When heartless liebruls ridicule this Godly man for weeping like Jesus does when he is flinging aborted babies into hell don't listen to their lies. This man is so full of Godliness that he is often moved to tears.

    Jesus loves Dick



    Cheney/Palin 2012
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: John Boehner NOT a Sissy Cry Baby

    John 11:35
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Christ's Cheerleader
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Jan 2011
      • 16

      #3
      Re: John Boehner NOT a Sissy Cry Baby

      John Boehner is almost as handsome as some of the pastors in this church .

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: John Boehner NOT a Sissy Cry Baby

        The man is weeping for Jesus, and for the future of His favorite country. Who can blame him?

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612

          #5
          Re: John Boehner NOT a Sissy Cry Baby

          Brothers and Sisters:

          I come to you with a heavy heart and must disagree with you about this papist politician. Born a cathylick, raised a cathylick, and educated in mary-loving schools.

          This cry-baby probably gets all choked up just reading the comic pages each morning in the newspaper.

          He probably weeps whenever the toilet paper roll gets down to a single sheet.

          He sobs over spilt milk.

          He cries whenever he fondles his rosary - or anything else he's fondling at the moment.

          In short, this person is not a man's man like Dick Cheney or Pat Buchanan.

          I much prefer Iowa's own True Republican™ tough guy, Steve King.


          I'm sorry Brothers and Sisters, this is just the way I feel about this mackerel snapper.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • handmaiden
            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 11431

            #6
            Re: John Boehner NOT a Sissy Cry Baby

            Originally posted by HTannor View Post
            Brothers and Sisters:

            I come to you with a heavy heart and must disagree with you about this papist politician. Born a cathylick, raised a cathylick, and educated in mary-loving schools.
            Here is the deal , Brother Tannor: For the time being, we may have to work with Catholics and other believers in false doctrine to strengthen our efforts to take back our country.

            Once we have secured enough power and changed as many laws as are needed to secure freedom and essential Godly values, then we can jettison those who specific creeds fall short of the One True Religion.

            One step at a time, however. First, we establish the primacy of the Bible and Jesus as ruler of the land, then we remove those who only think they know what It and He are really all about.

            Amen.


            Thoughtfully Yours,

            Handmaiden
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • HTannor
              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2612

              #7
              Re: John Boehner NOT a Sissy Cry Baby

              Since you put it that way, Sister, I will accept the idea of a "Big Tent."


              However, there are certain things I cannot imagine:

              - installing confessional booths in the jail (since they've already been busted and convicted, it's a little late for confessions).

              - meatless Fridays on anything other than a voluntary basis (if they don't want the mystery meat, they don't have to eat it).

              - conjugal visits will not be allowed (if they want to keep up the headcount for the pope, they'll have to do it before, or after, they serve the hard time).

              - just because some pervert wearing a clerical collar shows up at the door for a visit, doesn't exempt him from a full cavity probe to check for contraband up to, and including, nudie magazines featuring full-frontal shots of "Mary" the virgin (as if I believe that clap-trap).

              - since rosary beads and anal beads aren't all that much different in size, they will still be banned.



              So, if I have to rub elbows with non-True Christians, I suppose I'll have to go along with it until we retake the government from the Obamanistas.

              I won't like it, but I'll live with it. Just don't expect me to sing “Kumbaya” with a bunch of pussy lutherans, heathen unitarians, polygamous mormons, or big-nosed kikes.
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • TC Patriot
                AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2008
                • 1060

                #8
                Re: John Boehner NOT a Sissy Cry Baby

                Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                Brothers and Sisters:

                I come to you with a heavy heart and must disagree with you about this papist politician. Born a cathylick, raised a cathylick, and educated in mary-loving schools.

                This cry-baby probably gets all choked up just reading the comic pages each morning in the newspaper.

                He probably weeps whenever the toilet paper roll gets down to a single sheet.

                He sobs over spilt milk.

                He cries whenever he fondles his rosary - or anything else he's fondling at the moment.

                In short, this person is not a man's man like Dick Cheney or Pat Buchanan.

                I much prefer Iowa's own True Republican™ tough guy, Steve King.


                I'm sorry Brothers and Sisters, this is just the way I feel about this mackerel snapper.
                You are not seeing the whole picture. Boehner's constituents are are Cathylickers. John Beohner is a PINO Papist in name only.

                I fully agree with you about Pat Buchannon. He was Reagan's speech writer and I know that a lot of people go gaga over Reagan but Reagan was a Hollywood Liberal. His tax on the wealthy was higher than that Liebrul Bill Clinton. Like Clinton he reduced the size of government but not nearly as much. Thank God for Bush Sr and Jr for reversing that trend. Reagan hurt the very ones that Jesus blessed with abundance. Although he was not as bad as Clinton with his balanced budgets and all that liebrul fiscal conservatism Reagan was no Godly Republican. Any Godly thing that happened in the Reagan years was the Godly doing of Pappy Bush.

                Reagan did not even attend church. His excuse was that him being at a church service would put others in danger. BALDERDASH! That only shows that he had no faith in Jesus.

                Then he got all buddy buddy with that commie with Gorbachev and "Gorby" had the mark of the beast on his head.

                Liebrul Reagan was a Hellywood pinko.

                Reagan was/is the anti-Christ. There are 6 letters in Ronald, 6 in Wilson, and 6 in Reagan.

                I totally agree with you on Dick Cheney. If I have said it once I have said it 100 times; Jesus loves Dick.

                Jesus loves Dick



                Cheney/Palin 2012

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