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  • USNavySWO Imposter
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jan 2008
    • 6

    #1

    Wow

    First of all, I'm pretty shocked at what I find here. I'm in the United States Navy, part of the greatest military in the world. I would think I'd find like minded people here but I was wrong. Instead, I've found a cesspool of anti-American garbage that's as bad if not worse than the liberal Democrats. The racism and hate is atrocious.

    Obviously none of you have served this great country. You all seem to be racists so that's impossible. Of course I should be used to disgusting civilians acting like that. In the military, you have to get along or you die. It doesn't matter what color skin or what faith the man next to you is. As long as you're both doing your job and serving, that's all that matters. Again it seems you all lack that experience and therefore don't understand how to treat those who are different from yourselves.

    A shame really. We should have mandatory service like Switzerland and Israel. Military experience could really make some decent human beings out of you slimebags. As of now, you're basically shitting on everything we do for you. Thanks a lot for that. It's really great to know that the people you are risking your life for are evil creeps who fail to comprehend the meaning of America and of life in general. Jesus would indeed be pissed.

  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Wow

    Originally posted by USNavySWO View Post
    First of all, I'm pretty shocked at what I find here. I'm in the United States Navy, part of the greatest military in the world. I would think I'd find like minded people here but I was wrong. Instead, I've found a cesspool of anti-American garbage that's as bad if not worse than the liberal Democrats. The racism and hate is atrocious.

    Obviously none of you have served this great country. You all seem to be racists so that's impossible. Of course I should be used to disgusting civilians acting like that. In the military, you have to get along or you die. It doesn't matter what color skin or what faith the man next to you is. As long as you're both doing your job and serving, that's all that matters. Again it seems you all lack that experience and therefore don't understand how to treat those who are different from yourselves.

    A shame really. We should have mandatory service like Switzerland and Israel. Military experience could really make some decent human beings out of you slimebags. As of now, you're basically shitting on everything we do for you. Thanks a lot for that. It's really great to know that the people you are risking your life for are evil creeps who fail to comprehend the meaning of America and of life in general. Jesus would indeed be pissed.

    Boy, your IP address and this post have been forwarded to the DOF and the FBI. It is a federal crime to impersonate a member of the U.S. Military. There are no Naval installations in Rochester.

    Expect a knock on your door.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: Wow

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Boy, your IP address and this post have been forwarded to the DOF and the FBI. It is a federal crime to impersonate a member of the U.S. Military. There are no Naval installations in Rochester.

      Expect a knock on your door.
      Thank you, Pastor! I was shocked when I read his post, thinking if this is the kind of America-hating wacko we've got in our Armed Forces, no wonder we're not winning as handily as we should be! We're still winning, of course, but just not as handily.
      It make sense though that this is probably one of Nancy Pelosi's henchman pretending to be a serviceman and trying to undermine morale on the home front!
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      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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      • USNavySWO Imposter
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2008
        • 6

        #4
        Re: Wow

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Boy, your IP address and this post have been forwarded to the DOF and the FBI. It is a federal crime to impersonate a member of the U.S. Military. There are no Naval installations in Rochester.

        Expect a knock on your door.
        Awesome, I'll get to prove you wrong. And in fact there are naval offices in Rochester. Although, I do not work in any of them. I'd love to get a call from the FBI just so I can tell them my ID serial number. Boy oh boy you civilians really give me a laugh.

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        • USNavySWO Imposter
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2008
          • 6

          #5
          Re: Wow

          Oh and I should clarify a previous statement I made. The office in Rochester is an enlisted and officer recruiting office. We have some petty officers working their. Good guys too. One happens to be black and a really squared away guy. He's got a damned good career ahead of him.

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #6
            Re: Wow

            Originally posted by USNavySWO View Post
            Awesome, I'll get to prove you wrong. And in fact there are naval offices in Rochester. Although, I do not work in any of them. I'd love to get a call from the FBI just so I can tell them my ID serial number. Boy oh boy you civilians really give me a laugh.
            Friend, your thread title gives you away. You are obviously a 13 year old kiddo playing World of Warcraft, and your "ID" will probably be a serial number from your game console.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • USNavySWO Imposter
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2008
              • 6

              #7
              Re: Wow

              Ok, try it then. I'll have the agent on the phone send a message back to you if he or she has the time. I've got my military ID in hand and I'm waiting. Are you going to send them my IP or what?

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              • USNavySWO Imposter
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jan 2008
                • 6

                #8
                Re: Wow

                Gee if I were an impostor I would think you'd have done something about it already. After all, it is a federal crime to impersonate military personnel and the least you civilians could do is report such things. We've got enough to do on our side of things.

                Also, military personnel do not have to live in the area of a base. Many of us live in separate locations from the base and fly to that city when called up.

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: Wow

                  Originally posted by USNavySWO Imposter View Post
                  Gee if I were an impostor I would think you'd have done something about it already.
                  Originally posted by A REAL American Hero!
                  Boy, your IP address and this post have been forwarded to the DOF and the FBI.
                  He has done something about it. However, it's not like you're in the middle of murdering anyone (I don't think), so it's not like they're going to show up immediately. Granted, you may be a terrorist threat, but these things take more than 20 minutes.
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • USNavySWODog
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1

                    #10
                    Re: Wow

                    And when you find out I'm really in the service, what then? Continue to sit in you comfy chairs at home acting like morons while those of us who are decent human beings go risk our lives for this country? Boy I can't wait to make you look like an ass with this situation.

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                    • warbeak2099
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 3

                      #11
                      Re: Wow

                      Never mind lol. I re-read the bible and totally support what you guys are doing. Rock on landovers!
                      God hates fags! I've been enlightened, praise Jesus!

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                      • Wash O'Hanley
                        Debate Moderator (and participant)
                        Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
                        Louder Than Reason
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2126

                        #12
                        Re: Wow

                        Obviously none of you have served this great country.
                        Perhaps you should get to know me before you judge me, friend. Because truth be told-- I served this great nation of ours during the Falkland war. Sure America wasn't involved in that conflict but I served this nation by going near the battle field as a journalist and was in the line of fire. I put my life on the line. Now sure, some uninformed Liberals will point out the numerous photographs of me at the local club med playing tennis with several models but these are all lies and hearsay. I am the first to bow down to the sacrifices of our men in arms because I know about the sacrifices of war as well; the sounds of mines exploding completely ruined karaoke night! I guess the old saying is true- the first thing lost in war is innocence.
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                        • warbeak2099
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 3

                          #13
                          Re: Wow

                          Oh trust me I know. Those damned libs. After re-reading the Bible I've been changed! I am so thankful that God brought me here so I could be converted! I've seen the truth!
                          God hates fags! I've been enlightened, praise Jesus!

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                          • SalvationSeeker
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 3892

                            #14
                            Re: Wow

                            Originally posted by warbeak2099 View Post
                            Oh trust me I know. Those damned libs. After re-reading the Bible I've been changed! I am so thankful that God brought me here so I could be converted! I've seen the truth!
                            Lying about being in the army is an unforgivable crime when our brave soldiers are fighting the glorious war on terror.
                            So is wasting our time yet again trying to fool us into thinking you've repented - As you blashpeme the Holy Spirit in so doing.
                            Your DOF file says you're a fraud who've never held a REAL gun but enjoy paintball.

                            And since the Bible tells us to honor secular law:
                            We're going to have you reported to the FBI and sent off to jail for an ass pounding.
                            And don't whine, as you've put yourself in this bent (over) position.
                            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                            Proverbs 9:12-13

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                            • KoreyR
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 36

                              #15
                              Re: Wow

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Boy, your IP address and this post have been forwarded to the DOF and the FBI. It is a federal crime to impersonate a member of the U.S. Military. There are no Naval installations in Rochester.

                              Expect a knock on your door.
                              Why do you like getting people in trouble?

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