[Didymus Much]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

Yeah, Jesus was a Jew...

Hi. When you signed up here, you were sent a email listing several threads that you were asked to read which cover common points people tend to bring up frequently, in order that the True Christians(tm) would not have to spoonfeed every whiny brat that wants to play "Bible Gotcha".

This is one of them: Jesus Is Not A Joo!

So why don't you be a good little foreskinless boy and go do that, NOW?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

Yeah, Jesus was a Jew. How have you not known that?

Umm, no He wasn't.

Let me guess, you also believe the world is about 4,000 years old?

That's retarded. By simply adding up the ages of people and when they had kids and knowing when Jesus died, you can easily tell that the Earth is at least 50% older than that.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

Yeah, Jesus was a Jew. How have you not known that? Let me guess, you also believe the world is about 4,000 years old?

Jesus was NOT a jew, and the world is more like 6,000 years old - at least that's what the Bible (KJV1611) says.

[Ezekiel Goldstein]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

It is a safe place to discuss the one true religion, Christianity!!!







Star SPANGLED Banner. Please don't make that mistake again.





Jesus, a JOO?



Better go back and read all of the stuff you were supposed to read when you joined.

Yeah, Jesus was a Jew. How have you not known that? Let me guess, you also believe the world is about 4,000 years old?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

Wow now, I thought this was a safe place to discuss religious ideals and making the world better through religion.

It is a safe place to discuss the one true religion, Christianity!!!

As far as the Star Bangle Banner reference, I don't really get the reference? How are reading several thousand year old religious scripture remotely similar to understanding and appreciating such a work of art as the Star Bangle Banner?

Star SPANGLED Banner. Please don't make that mistake again.

And if I am not mistaken, Jesus was a Jew? So wouldn't to understand his beliefs and the scripture that prevailed his life be an invaluable insight to understanding the New Testament? I'm not sure if you really understand the importance of Abrahamic religion?

Jesus, a JOO?



Better go back and read all of the stuff you were supposed to read when you joined.

[Ezekiel Goldstein]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

That's like only singing the first stanza of The Star Spangled Banner.



Throw that joo abomination in the trash. Get a proper KJV Bible, start at Genesis 1:1 and stop at Revelation 22:21 and then come back and introduce yourself.

YiC,

Zech

Wow now, I thought this was a safe place to discuss religious ideals and making the world better through religion. As far as the Star Bangle Banner reference, I don't really get the reference? How are reading several thousand year old religious scripture remotely similar to understanding and appreciating such a work of art as the Star Bangle Banner? And if I am not mistaken, Jesus was a Jew? So wouldn't to understand his beliefs and the scripture that prevailed his life be an invaluable insight to understanding the New Testament? I'm not sure if you really understand the importance of Abrahamic religion?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

I've read over the Tanakh three or four times in my religious quest for purification! Just looking for a little guidance

That's like only singing the first stanza of The Star Spangled Banner.



Throw that joo abomination in the trash. Get a proper KJV Bible, start at Genesis 1:1 and stop at Revelation 22:21 and then come back and introduce yourself.

YiC,

Zech

[Ezekiel Goldstein]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

Well, how far along in your Bible reading are you? That's always the best jumping-off point. You can go over all of that in your very own thread in the Introduction Forum.

See you there!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I've read over the Tanakh three or four times in my religious quest for purification! Just looking for a little guidance

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

I'll tell you what! I am a 20 something God lover stuck here in Sodom (Eugene, OR). What should I do to bring God to these heathens?? I'd do anything to save these poor souls, I'd even martyr myself to save these Eugenians! What should I do?

Well, how far along in your Bible reading are you? That's always the best jumping-off point. You can go over all of that in your very own thread in the Introduction Forum.

See you there!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Ezekiel Goldstein]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

THIS has gone too far!

I've always known that Oregon was the Mexico of Washington State, and that is is crammed with queers, hippies and drug dealing atheists, but until now I was unaware that the center of this evil is located in a town called Eugene.

The town of Eugene, Oregon has to be satan's favorite city. It is the birthplace of openly communistic perverts like Ken Keasy and satanic musicians like Jerry Garcia. They throw a wild orgy in the woods every Summer, and they are famous for producing "red diaper babies" and being atheistic.

Well now they've taken one extra step in offending Jesus. The central committee of the People's Republic of Eugene has actually voted to PROHIBIT the Pledge of Allegiance at all public gatherings! Communists actually run the place!

I'll tell you what! I am a 20 something God lover stuck here in Sodom (Eugene, OR). What should I do to bring God to these heathens?? I'd do anything to save these poor souls, I'd even martyr myself to save these Eugenians! What should I do?

[Des]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

Without signalling, I'd bet.

That was kind of funny. I'm guessing you stole it from somewhere, because everyone knows that atheists have no sense of humor.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

...Last time he dropped acid, he turned into a dragon...

Without signalling, I'd bet.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

And THIS is what you get for living in Portland: Attacks by drug-crazed elves!

High Elf, High on Acid, Attacks Woman's BMW With a Sword

Portland, Ore. police responded to a 911 call at around 7 a.m. Tuesday morning from a woman who believed her car was under attack by a pirate. But instead of a routine pirate attack—oh, Portland—they discovered an armored man who claimed he was a High Elf.

He was at least half right. Although the man, dressed in chain mail and helmet, and equipped with sword, staff, and shield, wasn't actually an elf, he was definitely high.

Konrad Bass, 30, of Glendale, Ore., told officers he had taken LSD, and also identified himself as a "high-elf engaged in battle with the evil Morgoth." He was cited for criminal mischief and taken to a hospital.

Morgoth, the original dark lord and master of Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings mythology, has at his command various Balrogs, rivers of fire, and, apparently, BMWs (the official car of the Dark Enemy and sponsor of the last battle).

The car survived the encounter, although police say it was left with several puncture marks.

Update: In an interview with Vocativ, Bass explained, "I wasn't in my right mind. I was still rocking my new pair of elf ears."

He mistook the car for a shapeshifting demon.

"I hopped on her hood and tried to pierce her tires with my master sword. I was trying to prove a point. Don't mess with a dark elf," he said.

Bass is also involved in Live Action Roleplaying (shocking!) and writes fantasy novels under the name Konrad McKane. Last time he dropped acid, he turned into a dragon.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

The Oregon Catholic Conference, however, slammed the decision as “a travesy of justice” and an attempt to redefine “authentic” marriages — which, they argue, are unions between one man and one woman for the purposes of procreation.

If actual Christians have to fight with the heathen cat licks pretending to be on our True Christian™ side, then it's no wonder the forces of the Enemy are winning in Oregon. It is of their own interest and no longer a hidden agenda to spread sodomy everywhere. We know that their "authentic and traditional marriage" is actually between a professional cat lick preacher and his flock of eager catamites.

Please, Jesus, come! Come RAPTURE!

Revelation 22:12 And, behold, I come quickly ; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

Yours,

Elmer

[Godfly]

Re: Eugene, Oregon Hates God And America!

File THIS story under the catagory "You mean they didn't already have queer marriage in Oregon?!"



Satan was busy today in godless Eugene, Oregon.

Why do they want to burn so bad? It doesn't make any sense?