[James Hutchins]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

I firmly believe that anyone who is unable to wipe their own ass shouldnt be allowed to vote. End of story.

You are very kind to extend that courtesy. I am of the belief if a person cannot comprehend the ramifications and implications of the voting process, they should not be allowed to vote but should in turn have a vote entered y proxy of their local Pastor. If the person appears to a Pastor to be weak minded, the Pastor automatically gets the Proxy. The idiot can be sent into a mens room and flip the handle. As far as they'll know, they voted. If they want, there is a giant roll of paper available to make notes on.

[Nobar King]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

Someone has invented a special pencil for cripples that will make it easier to fill out voting forms and job applications:

Easy Writing For The Disabled

You may not put much thought into it but it takes a symphony of small muscles in your hand to operate a pen/pencil. For some people this is beyond their ability so designer Oskar Daniel set out to create a pen the Easy Writer.
A pen or graphite tip is inserted into a small hourglass shaped holder which provides all the support. The rubberized knob makes it easy to grip with your palm to move the pen. Effort is powered by the arm instead of the hand. It may not be the best solution since typing would be easier but there’s something personal about seeing your own writing.
Designer: Oskar Daniel

[dangerbill]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

Of course a catholic would like cripples, they, like catholics, are notorious perverts. Proof: just look at how many midget and amputee porn sites there are.

hahahahahhaahaha. your the funniest one on the board. but its a close call.
are you 12? how is that a valid arguement? thats like saying: whites are notorious perverts. proof: just look at how many caucasian porn sites there are.
because one cripple or midget or amputee or whatever 'sins', we have to write off anybody with a disfigurement?



Hold on a sec there Jeb, you have a beard. so does.....OSAMA BIN LADEN! somebody call homeland security

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

I firmly believe that anyone who is unable to wipe their own ass shouldnt be allowed to vote. End of story.

[Nobar King]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

Was Terri Schiavo able to vote while she was in the hospital? Did her husband fill out her absentee ballot? Inquiring minds want to know. How much of a mental disability do you need before you lose your right to vote? Who decides?

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

The Holy Bible (KJV 1611) has spoken on this issue, and the verdict is unmistakable: cripples, queers, women, fornicators, cult members, the poor, and other assorted undesirables should NOT be allowed to vote. What is it about the Holy Bible's interpretation by qualified experts that is so difficult to understand?

Disgusting.

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

I agree with Republican Party chairman Rush Limbaugh that we need individual responsibility. If retards don't wanna be retarded, they should straighten themselves up and get an education.

It might be fun to watch cripples voting, especially when they fall down in the voting booth & hurt themselves.

Interesting thought, brother. Down here in Wacko, Texas, I've seen a bumper sticker:

Hire the handicapped. They're fun to watch.



Aside from that, you can also stick post-it notes on the seat of their pants that say "Kick Me!"

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

We have a government by representation and cripples don't represent me. They should not be allowed to vote.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

We all know they will vote for the Democrat that gives them the most money. They want more and more health care all the time.

That's a really valid point. They should recuse themselves from voting, as they're obviously biased.

I think a lot of the time, as seasoned True Christians™, we just have to go on instinct. If your instinct tells you not to even sit next to a cripple or someone like that on the bus, why would you want them deciding how our country's going to be run??

[Hieronymous Bosch]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

We all know they will vote for the Democrat that gives them the most money. They want more and more health care all the time. Problem Democrats had when Bush was in is that SOB tried to out give the liberals with all his aid for education and things like that. I wish Brother Pastor Deacon Fred would start a third party. I don't know about the voting booth being an alter but one never knows what or who these stupid atheists will get it into their heads to worship.
But it's ok brothers we trust in Jesus.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

Update: It turns out that some cipples are natural witches - sort of like real-life x-men. Christian communities overseas are dealing with these magic cripples the way the Bible commands:

Discrimination against albinos is a serious problem throughout sub-Saharan Africa, but recently in Tanzania it has taken a wicked twist: at least 19 albinos, including children, have been killed and mutilated in the past year...Many people in Tanzania — and across Africa, for that matter — believe albinos have magical powers....

It has never been easy to be an albino in Tanzania - they are shunned as outcast and often die of skin cancer before they reach 30. Now, there is another more imminent danger: albinos are being hunted for their body parts, as Tanzanians believe they have magical powers...

The young are often the targets. In early May, Vumilia Makoye, 17, was eating dinner with her family in their hut in western Tanzania when two men showed up with long knives.

Vumilia was like many other Africans with albinism. She had dropped out of school because of severe near-sightedness, a common problem for albinos, whose eyes develop abnormally and who often have to hold things like books or cellphones two inches away to see them. She could not find a job because no one would hire her. She sold peanuts in the market, making $2 a week while her delicate skin was seared by the sun.

When Vumilia’s mother, Jeme, saw the men with knives, she tried to barricade the door of their hut. But the men overpowered her and burst in.


“They cut my daughter quickly,” she said, making hacking motions with her hands. The men sawed off Vumilia’s legs above the knee and ran away with the stumps. Vumilia died...

Police officials are at a loss to explain precisely why there is a wave of albino killings now. Commissioner Paul Chagonja said an influx of Nigerian movies, which play up witchcraft, might have something to do with it...

[Marshall]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

FDR invented the New Deal which should have been called the Raw Deal For America. It set up a system that allows the lazy and the worthless the luxury of staying home and getting fat fornicating and watching TV instead of going to work like good people do.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

The Great Depression started with the stock market crash on Black Thursday, October 24th, 1929. FDR was not elected until 1933.

And he was a damned joo who sold America up the river to his lover Joseph Stalin. The joo cabal that controls world finance were the ones who got FDR into office in the first place.

The Japanese man that you beat senseless? What did he do that warranted this? Was this an issue of personal self-defense?

All japs are sneaky bastards, so how can you tell? Jesus does not expect us to stand by and ignore the yellow menace.

Don't try and change the subject, please.

[MEEU123]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

How odd. It's been over 10 days now, and he still hasn't explained the context to us. I was about to pray for God to fix his keyboard, when I saw this:

Yes, but you neglect to mention this verse:
Romans 12:20 Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.
You see, God wants us to feed cripples because they are our enemies, and by feeding them we can heap coals of fire on their heads. Some people might think that being a cripple would be bad enough in the first place, without the coals of fire to contend with, but those people aren't God.

Get your facts straight. FDR caused the Great Depression by inventing socialism, and winning WWII hardly counts as an achievement. I beat a Japanese man senseless the other day, and it wasn't very hard; WWII was just like that, but on a larger scale. Although I'll admit I would be very impressed if I saw a crip punch an Oriental unconscious.

The Great Depression started with the stock market crash on Black Thursday, October 24th, 1929. FDR was not elected until 1933.

The Japanese man that you beat senseless? What did he do that warranted this? Was this an issue of personal self-defense?

[Marshall]

Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE?

I still believe that it is in Americas best interests if cripples and homosexuals(crippled in their own right) and foriegners just stayed home on election days. It does no good having the simple minded and the broken voting. It seems logical that folks like that would lean toward the disgusting Left since it is the Democrats who want to fund their disability. It is like rigging an election by allowing certain groups to vote.
This applies to foriegners like Mexicans who shouldn't be allowed to vote anyway just because they don't speak English or bathe. Democrats appease these brown skinned simpletons and sign them up to vote by promising them American rights and free money in the form of welfare and preferential treatment. They NEED this demographic or they wouldn't have enough support to even be a viable party. Without stupid people, minorities and foriegners the Democratic Party would fall.

It makes me puke to think our parents fought and died so that America can allow this sort of riff raff to vote.