[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

Michele's favorite Bible story is telling.

I listened to her and it was clear she was there to talk about God and not to win votes. What a woman of her word.

PRAISE!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

Could someone explain why he is not praying?

Honored Mr. Mayor,

I think I can see where he's going here. I think he may indeed be praying, but not in the way we think. Consider, if you will, all the illegal aliens in Texas and the downturn in construction jobs. If the fires continue, and it seems that God is smiting Godless areas of Texas, there will be billions of dollars in aid to Christian homeowners to rebuild after the mezican menace is purged in purifying fires.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

You know the men in the Oval Office will be the ones to actually run things, Michele will simply be the hostess. She is just a woman after all. She'll bake cookies.

Almost right, Brother James. Actually, it's the men on Wall Street that call up the men in the Oval Office and tell them what to do.

But otherwise, you are certainly correct - Michelle will make a fine hostess. We might even give her a JesusMobile and send her around the country organizing bake sales and doing tent revivals, collecting money for worthy causes like bombing Iran. That would make her more useful that GWB, who only knew how to play golf and clear brush.


On the job

Even that story about him reading "My Pet Goat" wasn't exactly true. He was actually attending class that day, not teaching it. It was his turn to read out loud when those pushy Secret Service guys interrupted him (twice) to tell him about the World Trade Center. I know George was pretty peeved about that, as he had been practicing that chapter all week - he told them that next time, wait till he's finished.


Graduated 5th in his reading class!

Michelle, on the other hand, is quite a prolific reader, having read the Bible 380 times. By now, I think she's got it memorized.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

Michele's favorite Bible story is telling.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

You know the men in the Oval Office will be the ones to actually run things, Michele will simply be the hostess. She is just a woman after all. She'll bake cookies.

[John Creeser]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

I have no doubt in Michele's ability to get to the Whitehouse. I heard in college she was known as 'All the way, every day Michele'.

How can someone like her be stopped?

She's a Christian juggernaut, that's for sure.

I'm still a bit concerned over how effective she's going to be running the country from her oval menstra-hut during her unclean time.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

I have no doubt in Michele's ability to get to the Whitehouse. I heard in college she was known as 'All the way, every day Michele'.

How can someone like her be stopped?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

I'm bothered by the debate last night. When George W. Bush debated, he brought up Jesus, even when it was not implied in a question.No one did that last night. We should have seen references to Jesus worked into every answer. To tell the truth, I'm losing faith in my Party.

This is indeed disturbing. Michele Bachmann's husband should have given her more strict instructions on this. Perhaps he has been too busy saving people in his "pray the gay away" clinic.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

My personal pick would be Phil Davison of Minerva – what a zeal, unadulterated manliness, eloquence and intelligence – alas…

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

I'm bothered by the debate last night.

When George W. Bush debated, he brought up Jesus, even when it was not implied in a question.

No one did that last night. We should have seen references to Jesus worked into every answer. To tell the truth, I'm losing faith in my Party.

JJH

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

We still have to put up with a massively funded fire service in Britain (though our government seems to be trying bit by bit to strip it down) so it's clear who are the lucky ones in the World.

I feel your pain, brother. Government-funded police and fire protection, the National Health Service, public schools, public transportation - sounds like the UK is a socialist nightmare. Of course, America still has too much of that stuff, but we're quickly downsizing and privatizing it. We've already shrunk government down to where we'll soon be able to "drown it in the bathtub" as my friend Grover likes to say.

By the way, at Uranus Corporate Headquarters we affectionately call him "Rover," a nickname we gave him since he's one of our favorite lapdogs.


Baptizing Uncle Sam

And of course, I agree with you about how the government should stop thwarting God's will by putting out fires, rescuing people from rooftops during floods, giving food and shelter to earthquake victims, etc. So-called "natural disasters" are just the Lord's way of doing urban renewal, letting the poor know that he loves them and that they will soon be residing in His kingdom. Or Satan's, as the case may be.


The Lord baptizing New Orleans

I think that as a good first start, we need to make dialing 911 a toll-call. Next time some liberal calls up to whine about how his house is on fire and his kids are trapped inside, he'd better have a credit card number handy.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

It's high time the state stopped funding the thwarting of God's will in any case. If God chooses to smite a family with fire than smitten they should be. How are people supposed to learn a lesson if they are always being rescued? It's the same with earthquakes and floods. Instead of just leaving it to all pan out so we can see who God actually favoured to learn an earthly lesson and achieve salvation by sitting up and taking notice of Godly wrath it's all "let's save everyone's bodies and to Hell with their souls!"

We still have to put up with a massively funded fire service in Britain (though our government seems to be trying bit by bit to strip it down) so it's clear who are the lucky ones in the World.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

As you all know, Texas is having a bit of a crisis at the moment, due to a record-breaking drought (which has absolutely nothing to do with mythical global warming) and devastating wildfires. Fortunately, the ever-efficient Republican governor is right on top of it.

Texas Cut Fire Department Funding by 75% This Year

Under Gov. Rick Perry ® this year, Texas slashed state funding for the volunteer fire departments that protect most of the state from wildfires like the ones that have recently destroyed more than 700 homes.

Volunteer departments that were already facing financial strain were slated to have their funding cut from $30 million to $7 million, according to KVUE.

The majority of Texas is protected by volunteer fire departments. There are 879 volunteer fire departments in Texas and only 114 paid fire departments. Another 187 departments are a combination of volunteer and paid.

It looks to me like Governor Perry is doing one heck of a job. I applaud him for eliminating all that waste and fraud in the volunteer fire departments by cutting their budges by 75%. And don't forget, even after the cuts the fire departments in Texas still have $7 million for buying new equipment and hiring fire fighters. With a state population of 25 million, that's 28 cents per year for every man, woman and child - more than enough, I reckon.


Fighting fires - $7 million can go a long way

With all the money he's saved taxpayers, I think that Governor Perry should do what any corporate CEO would do in his position - pay himself a bonus.

Governor Perry believes in small government and individual responsibility. So surely all those people whose homes are burning can find innovative ways to protect themselves without relying on the nanny state to take care of them. They can, for example, buy a garden hose and a bucket. Or load all their possessions into their pickup trucks and flee. Or send an email to "President" Hussein Soetero and ask for a bailout, just like my company does.

Heck-of-a-job Perry is going to be the best president since George W Bush!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

You mean Rick Perry? He is the ultimate RINO.

If there are people on our board who are on the inside of Rick Perry's campaign, maybe they can explain his curious behavior. It might influence my endorcement.

Today he left his campaign to return to Texas which is burning to the ground.

Instead of going into intercessory prayer as soon as he landed in Texas, he is wasting his time visiting the burning areas and talking to the press. If he doesn't start praying soon, the whole state of Texas will be gone.

Could someone explain why he is not praying?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Jesus Christ takes over Michele Bachmann's campaign team!

I have not made an endorcement yet, but I like Jesus replacing Rollins.