[Redeemed Papist]

Re: The China problem

Not to mention DUMPLINGS

The very word "dumplings" reeks of depravity.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The China problem

That might be the effect of eating babies, cats and dogs.

Not to mention DUMPLINGS

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: The China problem

Are we even sure that these 'Chinese' are not actually descended from one of the sons of Ham, and they just got the pronounciation wrong like they do so many other Godly American English words? The race of Han/Ham... They can't even get 'L' right, pronouncing it as 'R' so it's not too far off the mark to think they are pronpuncing 'M' as 'N'. I'm not so sure that any race who buries cabbage and eggs in the ground for a year only to eat it after digging it back up can be saved. Why can't they have fresh steak and potatoes like Godly men do?

[lukasekman]

Re: The China problem

I think the threat from China is overstated. Have you ever noticed how all the Chinks look exactly the same, they are all called Wong and there are billions of them? Well I think in reality, there is only one Chink in the world but he owns a billion mirrors. Just think about it for a moment, what are the chances that two people could be born with the exact same dreadfull mutations of slitty eyes and yellow skin?

That might be the effect of eating babies, cats and dogs.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: The China problem

I think the threat from China is overstated. Have you ever noticed how all the Chinks look exactly the same, they are all called Wong and there are billions of them? Well I think in reality, there is only one Chink in the world but he owns a billion mirrors. Just think about it for a moment, what are the chances that two people could be born with the exact same dreadfull mutations of slitty eyes and yellow skin?

Do you really think just one chink can fill thousands of dollars stores across the country with lead toys and exploding extension cords?

[Barry]

Re: The China problem

I think the threat from China is overstated. Have you ever noticed how all the Chinks look exactly the same, they are all called Wong and there are billions of them? Well I think in reality, there is only one Chink in the world but he owns a billion mirrors. Just think about it for a moment, what are the chances that two people could be born with the exact same dreadfull mutations of slitty eyes and yellow skin?

[One True Religion]

Re: The China problem

Probably best to go with Sister Kitty. I can foresee 'big Kitty' resulting in a somewhat unpleasant experience for you. Eskimo women can be somewhat... sensitive. And they know how to dispose of bodies.

Indeed, I try to avoid eskimo women at all costs, their diet leads to a certain fishy aroma which is most unpleasant for a simple and unworldly country Pastor such as myself.

[One True Religion]

Re: The China problem

Have you been possessed by a demon that's particularly bent on your destruction?

I trust to the Lord that this is not the case, though in this wicked world filled with shameless hussies and foreign devils, anything may happen.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: The China problem

Oh dear me, what a tempestuous lot these women are, is big kitty the phrase I ought to employ?

Probably best to go with Sister Kitty. I can foresee 'big Kitty' resulting in a somewhat unpleasant experience for you. Eskimo women can be somewhat... sensitive. And they know how to dispose of bodies.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: The China problem

Oh dear me, what a tempestuous lot these women are, is big kitty the phrase I ought to employ?

Have you been possessed by a demon that's particularly bent on your destruction?

[One True Religion]

Re: The China problem

Did you just call Sister Kitty 'little'.

I made that mistake once and she hunted me down.

Oh dear me, what a tempestuous lot these women are, is big kitty the phrase I ought to employ?

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: The China problem

My dear little Kitty, I hope you don't think I had dishonorable intentions... Only twelve children? Still you are young yet. I would of course like to meet any fine upstanding Baptist, I'm sure your husband must be one of these.

Did you just call Sister Kitty 'little'.

I made that mistake once and she hunted me down.

[One True Religion]

Re: The China problem

Plus, One True Religion, she's an Eskimo. In the last 10 minutes I've seen you try to pick up a frenchie and an Eskimo. Are you horribly disfigured in some way that prevents you from landing a proper white wife?

An eskimo, Heaven grant me strength, and a decent white lady. Of course I'm a hale and hearty 80, a Baptist as well as being a Pastor, what more could any lady want? Not that I'm trying to pick anyone up in any case, the suggestion is outrageous.

[One True Religion]

Re: The China problem

My dear little Kitty, I hope you don't think I had dishonorable intentions... Only twelve children? Still you are young yet. I would of course like to meet any fine upstanding Baptist, I'm sure your husband must be one of these.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: The China problem

Indeed, my dear young lady, you put it most succinctly, for a lady. Incidentally; http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...442#post794442

Incidentally, I have 12 children and a husband. I shall pass your request on to him.

Plus, One True Religion, she's an Eskimo. In the last 10 minutes I've seen you try to pick up a frenchie and an Eskimo. Are you horribly disfigured in some way that prevents you from landing a proper white wife?