Could we have a surprise upset in Nevada primary?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

The results are coming in, and, as expected, Magic Underpants Gnome is close to 50%. OK, yeah, we know. He bought Nevada, with help from the Mormon Cult.

The surprise is the tight race for #2.

With 13% of precincts reporting, Catholic Adulterer is in second with 22%, and a close third? It's NOT Dead-Fetus-Hugging Catholic. It's Would-be-Right-if-He-Weren't-So-Wrong Paul! 19%!

Dead-Fetus-Hugging Catholic (Sanatorium) is in a fairly distant 4th place with 12%.