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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #31
    Re: Filthy Communists Are Everywhere!

    Originally posted by I love the demons View Post
    My country Sweden is a good example of that, allthough i wish Sweden was communist.
    Why, because you hope to have your land taken away from you, but then be forced to work on it anyway?

    Or because you want your children to have their "careers" decided for them by the government? "Hey, you're great at drawing and painting. You can spend your life repainting government housing projects! Here's a roller."

    That's how it works, Sparky.
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Driveler
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • May 2012
      • 20

      #32
      Re: Filthy Communists Are Everywhere!

      This reminds me why God created nukes!
      If I had a nickle for every time I see a man damning himself to an eternity of pain and suffering,God would get an infinity of nickels.

      Leviticus 19:28

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #33
        Re: Filthy Communists Are Everywhere!

        Originally posted by Driveler View Post
        This reminds me why God created nukes!
        Hello friend! You sound like you have a fire in your belly for Jesus, and I like that. How about going over to the Introduction Forum and creating a thread telling us about yourself.

        We want to get to know you!



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #34
          Re: Filthy Communists Are Everywhere!

          Communists commit bestiality with hedgehogs, in direct violation of God's commandments.

          Man has sex with hedgehog

          A DESPERATE boyfriend ripped his willy to bits when he tried to cure premature ejaculation by having sex with a HEDGEHOG.

          Zoran Nikolovic — dubbed Mr Jiggywinkle — claimed to be following the advice of a witch doctor when he injured himself on the animal’s pricks.

          The 35-year-old said he had not yet told his girlfriend about his spine romance and added: “God knows what she will think of me.

          “I don’t know whether she’s more likely to dump me for being some kind of pervert or for being such an idiot.”

          He explained: “I was so ashamed to go to a normal clinic to discuss sexual problems that I was ready to try anything. When the voodoo man suggested having sex with a hedgehog I walked out.

          “But he guaranteed me total discretion and 100 per cent success so I decided to try it.”

          A hospital spokesman in Belgrade, Serbia, said: “The animal was apparently unhurt. The patient came off much worse from the encounter.

          “We have carried out similar operations before, but only on people who have been in accidents.

          “No one here has ever come across anything like it, and I doubt any of us ever will again.”
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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