[Bobby-Joe]

Re: It's Ryan!

Two words for you...


... Sarah Palin.

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That is completely different. If you keep tract of Washington news you would know that serious journalist routinely take up the ass to get the interview. David Brooks explains it all here.

O’DONNELL: What, what’s happened?

BROOKS: You know, all three of us spend a lot of time covering politicians and I don’t know about you guys, but in my view, they’re all emotional freaks of one sort or another. They’re guaranteed to invade your personal space, touch you. I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time. I was like, ehh, get me out of here.

HARWOOD: What?

BROOKS: I can only imagine what happens to you guys.

O’DONNELL: Sorry, who was that?

BROOKS: I’m not telling you, I’m not telling you. But so, a lot of them spend so much time needing people’s love and yet they are shooting upwards their whole life, they’re not that great in normal human relationships. And so, they’re like freaks, they don’t know how to, they’re lonely. They reach out. I’ve spoken to a lot of young women who are Senate staffers and they’ll have these middle age guys who are sort of in the middle of a mid-life crisis. Emotionally needy, they don’t know how to do it and sort of like these St. Bernards drooling everywhere. And you find a lot of this happens in mid-life and among very powerful people who are extremely lonely.

Why Pastor Zeke was doing a prayer breakfast once of select group of republicans and a few reporters once and we had to escort Chuck Todd out of the room so Zeke could deliver the prayer without the distraction of some middle aged senator having an orgasm from one of Todd's off the record interviews.

So the relationship is simple, politicians are pictures and reporters are the catchers. As a NOT gay man Ryan has that "I've been ass raped many, many times" look on his face. We need to know is that man anus is intact!

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: It's Ryan!

...I demand to know if Ryan is an anal virgin on not!

No ifs, ands or butts!





Since when is this a litmus test for the VP?


Two words for you...


... Sarah Palin.


That Glen Rice fellow had free run over the race-track that was young Sarah. She stopped more black rubber than Martin Brodeur and there is no way her prison cherry lasted more than a few minutes once she started sleeping with college basketball players from the 'hood.





Bless you, my overly concerned costard,
Father Mo




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[Bobby-Joe]

Re: It's Ryan!

Hold there, while everyone one knows Mitt Romney is an anal virgin (I mean look at the man, can you seriously picture him doing anything more exciting than putting plastic covers on his furniture every Saturday night?) What about Ryan? Ryan has the kind of face that gays would love to brutally abuse in days long, relentless anal sex.

I demand to know if Ryan is an anal virgin on not!

[Godfly]

Re: It's Ryan!

A Ryan Brotherhood, to show those sissy liberals A Ryan Supremacy!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: It's Ryan!

A Ryan Nation! I like the sound of that! We could form A Ryan Brotherhood in Freehold.

What a wonderful idea! It'd be the best booster group ever! ANd the ladies could have A Ryan Sisterhood.

Let's not forget the kids: A Ryan Youth Group would help young voters-to-be on their path to support of A Ryan Nation.

How about a SuperPAC? A Ryan Nation SuperPac, donating to the Romney/Ryan Victory Campaign!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: It's Ryan!

And exactly what do you intend to find in an anal inspection?
Is there some way to recognize sphincter damage from homo sexual willingness as apoosed to rape or even a carwreck?
What makes you prime anus inspector?

Brother Billy Bob is a certified Ex-Gay™. He knows about these things.

It doesn't matter if it's rape or not. Gay is gay.

I was raped. Repeatedly. That doesn't mean I wasn't having gay sex.

Gay sex is an abomination, and gay rape isn't any better.

[Godfly]

Re: It's Ryan!

While i'm disappointed that it's not Huckabee, at least Romney's running mate will be a Ryan.

He could have had a Cain, or a Jindal, or probably a Powell. But he picked a Ryan, and we know that a Ryan knows business and government better than any other!

Did you know that it was a Ryan, Paul Ryan's great-grandfather, who founded the well-known Ryan Incorporated Central Construction in Wisconsin back in the 1880s? Since then whenever Wisconsins have been asked who should be a leader, they always reply, "Only ARyan!"

A Ryan Nation! I like the sound of that! We could form A Ryan Brotherhood in Freehold.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: It's Ryan!

And exactly what do you intend to find in an anal inspection?
Is there some way to recognize sphincter damage from homo sexual willingness as apoosed to rape or even a carwreck?
What makes you prime anus inspector?

I fail to see the fundamental difference between the 3 scenarios you mention. They were pretty much asking for a butt-pounding in each case.



YiC,

Zech

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: It's Ryan!

And exactly what do you intend to find in an anal inspection?
Is there some way to recognize sphincter damage from homo sexual willingness as apoosed to rape or even a carwreck?
What makes you prime anus inspector?

Brother Billy Bob is a certified Ex-Gay(tm). He knows about these things.

[Godfly]

Re: It's Ryan!

While i'm disappointed that it's not Huckabee, at least Romney's running mate will be a Ryan.

He could have had a Cain, or a Jindal, or probably a Powell. But he picked a Ryan, and we know that a Ryan knows business and government better than any other!

Did you know that it was a Ryan, Paul Ryan's great-grandfather, who founded the well-known Ryan Incorporated Central Construction in Wisconsin back in the 1880s? Since then whenever Wisconsins have been asked who should be a leader, they always reply, "Only ARyan!"

A Ryan Nation! I like the sound of that!

[soullessvictim]

Re: It's Ryan!

I don't know, it was very ambiguous the way the language was presented. I think that Paul Ryan should present his virgin anus for public inspection, just to remove all doubt.

And exactly what do you intend to find in an anal inspection?
Is there some way to recognize sphincter damage from homo sexual willingness as apoosed to rape or even a carwreck?
What makes you prime anus inspector?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: It's Ryan!

*** blah blah blah I love little boys blah blah blah ***.

Hey pa-dray, why hasn't the Supreme Court, which has 7 catlicks (including that colored boy), overturned Roe vs. Wade already?

Must be too busy banging little boys and eating Triscuits!



Yours in Christ (NOT MARY),

Z. Smyth

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: It's Ryan!

Mitt did better than that!

He picked a good Catholic lad.


Now, if that robot from Kolob actually gets himself elected, the party can prepare for his accident and subsequent ascension of Mr. Ryan to the Presidency.

A Catholic President and a Catholic Supreme Court sounds like the end of Roe v. Wade to me. Praise Jesus and his mysterious yet wonderful works.



Bless you, my intrusive in-breeder,
Father Mo





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The cathylicks just never seem to get the memo. All their attempts at world domination have failed miserably. Let's talk about their so-called "glorious" middle ages with the Bubonic Plague, and we all know what happened to JFK. Jesus always comes along and cleans up the mess – with truth and justice prevailing.

Bless you too, my plotting papist.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: It's Ryan!

I realize that some of you are disappointed that Huckabee didn't get the position, but there are specific reasons why God has chosen Paul Ryan to be our nation's next vice-president.

First off, the Lord is very impressed at the great job that Ryan continues to do as chairman of the House Budget Committee, where he plays a prominent role in drafting and promoting the Republican Party's long-term budget proposals. Furthermore, Ryan is tight with Jesus thanks to his work on the Bowles-Simpson Catfood Commission designed to reduce deficits. Indeed, Ryan's proposals to privatize Social Security and Medicare, lower corporate tax rates to zero while vastly increasing military spending could only result in a balanced budget with divine intervention, so it is obvious that God has blessed these plans.


Fox News carries joyous story of Ryan's nomination



Rep. Ryan gestures to AARP protesters outside
his mansion in Madison, Wisconsin


Furthermore, it should be pointed out that Paul Ryan is a war hero! Indeed, the drama of his heroic exploits was made famous by the 1998 movie, Saving Private Ryan.


Mom earns her catfood


In that movie, Private Ryan's mother uses her influence to get her son taken out of combat, just like Dubya's dad did for him (except that Dubya never actually saw combat outside a few brawls in a Juarez whorehouse). It's a story of parental love and privilege that should warm the heart of any true Republican. And to thank his mom for her undying love, Rep. Ryan makes sure that today she is well cared-for.


Ryan's mother enjoying a meal

Just brings a tear to my eye to see true Republican family values in action. The core American values of loyalty to parents, church and corporate donors (not necessarily in that order) is what makes the USA so special.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: It's Ryan!

I don't know, it was very ambiguous the way the language was presented. I think that Paul Ryan should present his virgin anus for public inspection, just to remove all doubt.