It's Ryan!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: It's Ryan!

I'm sure he was obsessed with stamping out anal sex, Brother.

After all, "You Can't Go Wrong With A Ryan!"

I don't know, it was very ambiguous the way the language was presented. I think that Paul Ryan should present his virgin anus for public inspection, just to remove all doubt.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: It's Ryan!

I just decided to Google "Paul Ryan on Anal Sex" and I was very disturbed by what I found:



Link to anti-gay watchdog organization concerned about the state of the GOP.

Is this legitimate, or is this just another liberal smear campaign?

I'm sure he was obsessed with stamping out anal sex, Brother.

After all, "You Can't Go Wrong With A Ryan!"

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: It's Ryan!

I just decided to Google "Paul Ryan on Anal Sex" and I was very disturbed by what I found:

This is a slap in the face of just about all right wing america. I remember back when Jeri Ryan spilled the beans about how Paul Ryan is obsessed with anal sex, that's a real winner with the sunday church folks.

Link to anti-gay watchdog organization concerned about the state of the GOP.

Is this legitimate, or is this just another liberal smear campaign?

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: It's Ryan!

I was praying that the Republicans would pick a man of God such as Pat Robertson! What a glorious moment that would be!

Mitt did better than that!

He picked a good Catholic lad.


Now, if that robot from Kolob actually gets himself elected, the party can prepare for his accident and subsequent ascension of Mr. Ryan to the Presidency.

A Catholic President and a Catholic Supreme Court sounds like the end of Roe v. Wade to me. Praise Jesus and his mysterious yet wonderful works.



Bless you, my intrusive in-breeder,
Father Mo





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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: It's Ryan!

While i'm disappointed that it's not Huckabee, at least Romney's running mate will be a Ryan.

He could have had a Cain, or a Jindal, or probably a Powell. But he picked a Ryan, and we know that a Ryan knows business and government better than any other!

Did you know that it was a Ryan, Paul Ryan's great-grandfather, who founded the well-known Ryan Incorporated Central Construction in Wisconsin back in the 1880s? Since then whenever Wisconsins have been asked who should be a leader, they always reply, "Only ARyan!"

[Bernice Gratsch]

Re: It's Ryan!

I was praying that the Republicans would pick a man of God such as Pat Robertson! What a glorious moment that would be!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: It's Ryan!

But what about Mike Huckabee? I thought Mitt wanted to win.

They talked. I was in the room.

....It didn't go well. It seems that Mitt doesn't like squirrel.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: It's Ryan!

But what about Mike Huckabee? I thought Mitt wanted to win.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

THIS just in: The joo-run drive-by media has stolen Mitt Romney's thunder by pre-announcing his pick for the next vice-president.

Mitt Romney Set To Pick Paul Ryan As Running Mate

NORFOLK, Va. -– Mitt Romney will announce Rep. Paul Ryan (R-Wis.) as his running mate on Saturday, according to two sources with knowledge of the decision.

Ryan is a bold pick who will energize the Republican Party, but putting him on the ticket is fraught with risk and instantly puts Ryan's budget plan front and center in the 2012 campaign.

Romney will announce his choice in Norfolk on Saturday morning at the beginning of a four-day bus tour through key battleground states, the campaign said Friday night. The Weekly Standard reported earlier Friday that Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker has been asked to be ready to make the case for Ryan beginning Saturday.

Romney's alliance with the 42-year old Ryan has become the most dramatic development of the 2012 presidential campaign. Romney had been presumed for much of the last few months to be set on a safe pick, such as Sen. Rob Portman (R-Ohio), or former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty.

But now, Romney, who is 23 years older than Ryan, will signal that he is willing to roll the dice. President Barack Obama's reelection campaign and Democratic political groups have been eager for Romney to pick Ryan, the architect of plans to slash government spending and overhaul entitlement programs that Democrats believe are political losers.

Both liberals and conservatives will be thrilled with Romney's choice.

Conservatives believe Ryan is one of the brightest, best young faces and minds who can cheerfully articulate a case for limited government while simultaneously arguing that a less expansive bureaucracy and a revamped entitlement system is the best way to preserve government aid and benefits for the poor, indigent and elderly.

Ryan's budget and his proposed changes to programs like Medicare will now be central issues that drive the presidential campaign for the remaining three months. It is one way for Romney to turn a campaign that has turned ugly and personal, often to his detriment, into a heated debate over policy.

The battle to define Ryan and his reform plan will set off a messaging war between Democrats and Republicans, the likes of which has rarely been seen.

If Romney were to win with Ryan on the ticket, he would have a mandate to make sweeping changes not only to the size of government, but to programs like Medicare and Medicaid that are products of former President Lyndon Johnson's Great Society program.

For conservatives, putting Ryan front and center will satisfy their desire to have a full-throated debate about the entire spectrum of issues that they feel are most pressing: the size of the federal government, the government's role in people's lives, the impact of the national debt on the middle class, and how to maintain a social safety net without creating a "culture of dependency" in which too many citizens receive government benefits.

For liberals, Ryan represents a chance to not just defeat Romney, but an opportunity to discredit, on the biggest stage in politics, the most wide-ranging expression of conservatives' governing principles put forward in recent political memory. Liberals will say that Romney and Ryan want to cut government spending in a way that will hurt the economic recovery and cut assistance to those who need it. Obama himself has already attacked Romney for wanting to "turn Medicare into a voucher program," a reference to Ryan's original proposal for Medicare.

The demoncrats are in for it now. Look at them squirm!