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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23765

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    Spiritual Warfare - Satan Hits Close To Home For Romney

    Friends, one of our favorite True Christian™ governors, Rick Perry, has the courage to stand up for what's right. He has the Godly insight to recognize a Spiritual Battle when he sees it, and friends, he sees it all over the White House!

    Perry told call participants the nation is engaged in "spiritual warfare."
    "In fact, it may be growing stronger as President Obama and his cronies in Washington continue their effort to remove any trace of religion from American life," Perry said. "And it falls on us. I mean we truly are Christian warriors, Christian soldiers, and it's for us as Americans to stand our ground and to firmly send a message to Washington that our nation is about more than some secular laws and activist courts."
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    Oh friends, our prayers have been heard! And the Adversary is stepping up his game!

    Future President Mitt Romney bravely visited the liberal land-fill that is California on Saturday (Sept 22) to find enough wealthy people to supplement his dwindling coffers by US $6 million. He emphasized how grateful he was that his wife could be there in attendance. You see, the day before, the devil had sent some of his best electrical demons to sabotage the plane and there was an electrical malfunction. But the LORD sent His angels of protection to reduce the damage to naught but smoke inside the cabin:
    "I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were,” Romney said. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem."
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    It's true! There is no way to open the windows on an airplane and feed oxygen to a fire in a small, contained vehicle thousands of feet in the air. Why that is, I cannot understand myself either. But I am not an engineer or pilot. I am but a humble True Christian™ woman who can pray mighty prayers for the safety of the valuable Mitt Romney and his lovely Ann.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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