Originally posted by Nobar King
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You foolish mortal! You think you can escape my grasp! Don't you know I have the mental and physical prowess of a mystically-endowed wolf and the physical strength of 10,000 banshees! Hoo ha! I am not an ordinary "vampire sympathizer" as you say, I am a bloodthirsty MONSTER set out to collect your SOULS!!! You may call me a demon or a beast! And I work for NO ONE BUT MYSELF.
Actually, I'm just after that Moses staff you carry around all the time. I could be a GOD with it!!!
So much more intimidating than fangs and razor-sharp claws. I mean, pshhh.
(We have to wax everyday with the wolf condition...)


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