[Deaner]

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You said a mouthful there Brother! No wonder people go around clubbing these horrible animals over the head. It looks positively EVIL!!!!!!!!

Sheep in wolve's clothing? This horrible beast looks like it would rip off your testicles just for fun.

[Free Market Fred]

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Sister Glendora, I want to thank you for starting this thread. This whole baby harp seal holocaust is a myth. Far from being some kind of cutesy endangered species, these black-eyed demon seals breed like flies. The ocean is swarming with them, and they compete with humans for food by eating up all the valuable schools of fish that my company's commercial fishing fleet have not yet exterminated.

It also makes my blood boil that the Greenpeace fags - just like all liberals - are trying to kill your grandmother. That's right, they are coming for granny. Just look at all the evidence. First, Obama wanted to kill grandma with his insidious "death panels." Then you got the social security "Ponzi scheme" which lets seniors retire at the tender age of 65 - if they worked until age 90, they'd be far healthier. Of course, the liberals try to pretend they love seniors by allowing them to have food stamps, but then they won't allow food stamps to be used for buying cat food! That's ridiculous - if they can't buy cat food, what are the old fossils supposed to eat? Caviar?

And of course, there is that insidious job-destroying minimum wage, which has put so many seniors out of work. The federal guvmint requires that Wal-Mart pay its greeters an outrageous $7.25 per hour. If it were not for this Marxist law, they'd only pay $1 per hour. Just think about that - they could hire 7.25 times as many Wal-Mart greeters if the guvmint wasn't extorting such high wage rates from the poor exploited Walton family. I think Wal-Mart greeters are a particularly good example, because their jobs cannot be outsourced to illegal aliens. It's true, there was an experiment with that, but management concluded that white Christian customers reacted negatively when greeted by a beaner babbling "Bienvenido a Wal-Mart" - thus they've restricted their illegal employees to select regions with beaner majorities, like Los Angeles.

By the way, my company's research people are trying to help out by developing a human-like robot to be employed by Wal-Mart as greeters. They would also be equipped with tasers to take down any suspected shoplifters. We've made great progress, but we're not quite there yet. Last month, our robot greeters accidentally tazed a 6-month-old baby and a dog, but I'm happy to report that both survived and doctors say the baby will only have minimal brain damage.


Welcome to Wal-mart. Now empty your pockets.

Anyway, getting back to grandma, if she can't wear a fashionable baby harp seal fur coat while she's freezing in her tiny apartment, how is she going to keep warm in winter now that heating oil prices have gone through the roof? In the past, she might have used an electric blanket, but these days it's more than likely we'll have her power turned off because we've placed a lien on her water and power utility payments so that we can collect what she owes on her credit cards. Look, it's not our fault that she didn't read the fine print about how her APR would jump to 800% after the first three months low introductory rate. Next time, she'll learn to pay attention before clicking on that box saying "I agree."

[Proud Faroese]

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One of the only things Canada does that doesn't disgust me. I was thinking of planning a trip with the boys for next years seal hunt, I always enjoy family orientated vacations.

They also do it in Alaska(which belongs to Godly USA)

[John Creeser]

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I see nothing wrong in hunting seals, remember, they are just animals, and animals don't feel anything.

One of the only things Canada does that doesn't disgust me. I was thinking of planning a trip with the boys for next years seal hunt, I always enjoy family orientated vacations.

[Proud Faroese]

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Fortuently we have Sarah Palin doing the job with these filthy and dangerous animals in Alaska(a part of the Godly USA), its thanks to her that Americans in Alaska arent eaten by bears and wolves every day, its because she protects humans. The animals that Sarah Palin shoots is very dangerous animals like bears, wolves and seals, yes, seals can also be dangerous, you know they have sharp teeth and if they bite a human in the throat, that human might die, is that what the animal activist hippies wants Alaska to be like?! And why should we care about what animals feel? Humans are like God over animals, we can do anything we want with them(as long as it doesnt involve sex of course), animals have no souls, they wont go to heaven or hell, they wont go anywere, so why should we care about them?
And for hippies who might claim that seals arent dangerous, you seriously think that an animal with teeths this big cant kill a human?!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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That's true. They have no souls and when they are dead they have no concerns at all. For them there is no heaven or hell.

Seals are a good source of oil and over the last 6000 years layers of seals have been put down in Alaska for us to exploit. The trouble is that the Russkies are slant-drilling to get at the huge supplies!

[Proud Faroese]

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I see nothing wrong in hunting seals, remember, they are just animals, and animals don't feel anything.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I don't trust anything with eyes that black. It looks like a demon, or a demon-worshipping goth. It's true what they say: the eyes are the window to the soul. And also a good place to jab a flick-knife.

You said a mouthful there Brother! No wonder people go around clubbing these horrible animals over the head. It looks positively EVIL!!!!!!!!

[Brother Temperance]

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Maybe convert some Eskimeaux while you're at it.

Actually, now I come to think of it, I wonder if it'd be possible to make oil out of those snow negroes...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Now that's a fine idea!
Maybe you could organize a seal-killing campout in Alaska or wherever?

We have yearly trips to Godless Canada for just such a purpose. One more reason to study your Bible, Pray hard, and Tithe robustly to Landover (via the Paypal button at the bottom of this page). For only True Christian™ Men are allowed to sign up for the privilege of clubbing baby seals to death (and hunting wolves) with Pastors like me.

Maybe convert some Eskimeaux while you're at it.

As far as I can tell from a lifetime of studying the Holy Scriptures, only human beings are able to be Saved™ by the Grace of Jesus. So the blubber chewers up north don't qualify, sorry.

[Don the Baptist]

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You expect a gas station attendant to know the break down of gas prices? Too funny. They're employed to simply take your money when you fill up. They don't set the prices.

You ignorant retard - why would they NOT know the specifics of a supply and demand driven economy? Are you stupid, of course they all know exactly what they are doing, they get commissions and royalties, duh.... Not to mention the fact that all gas station employees are in bed with the sand nigras!

[Converter]

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I looked up Seal Hunting and it says, Now that seems just like the sort of thing that the under-10 Landover Provisional True Christian Scouts could get into. I’m thinking that we could import 100 or so cubs for practice and hand out proficiency badges for the skill and another set for extracting oil.

Now that's a fine idea!
Maybe you could organize a seal-killing campout in Alaska or wherever? Maybe convert some Eskimeaux while you're at it.

[SUV]

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Swee' Jesus! that thing is such a pussy that even I, as a Lady cannot tolerate the very thought of it!

[bung79]

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I don't trust anything with eyes that black. It looks like a demon, or a demon-worshipping goth. It's true what they say: the eyes are the window to the soul. And also a good place to jab a flick-knife.

You been watching Supernatural again haven't you.

[Brother Temperance]

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Or these pussies:

I don't trust anything with eyes that black. It looks like a demon, or a demon-worshipping goth. It's true what they say: the eyes are the window to the soul. And also a good place to jab a flick-knife.