[Nobar King]

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We're not here to talk about 'bands', we're here to talk about Jesus. What do you think He would have to say about all this?

[robe]

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So being a midget is a curse from God? Source? Proof? Is this even an actual fact? This website is doing the exact opposite of its purpose, and is, in fact, making me HATE religious extremists like yourselves. Consider your goal:

FAIL.

And Iron Maiden is an awesome band. So is Led Zeppelin, The Who, Pink Floyd, Tool, Muse, The Smashing Pumpkins, Aerosmith, Blue Oyster CULT, Motley Crue, Metallica, Coheed and Cambria, Rush, and Judas Priest.

I'm sure you guys hate all of those bands for some insane, idiotic, incomprehensible reason. If heaven is full of people who supposedly do "good" and hate on everything that could be considered different, then I don't think it's any place for me. I actually believe that I will be reborn into a new body when I die, so I don't have to live for eternity in one place. Does that not seem unexciting at all?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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UNLESS MIDGETS HAVE FEELINGS?!?!?! *blows apart*

Oh, don't be silly! If they had feelings, they'd feel bad about whatever they did to anger God so much that He'd curse them like that.

[robe]

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I'm sure it was hilarious. Unless midgets *gasp*.... no... IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

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UNLESS MIDGETS HAVE FEELINGS?!?!?! *blows apart*

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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I'm sure I could find SOME jokes about burning in hell. See, potentially anything could be a joke. Assuming you know what humor is.

Of course we know what humor is! Maybe I should tell you the story about the midget my husband, Mr. Whitford, hired to be our gardener a while back. He was hilarious, his pudgy little fingers trying to hold onto the rake like a real person! Oh how I wish I thought of recording at the time. I'm sure it would be one of the biggest hits on YourTubes!

[robe]

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I'm sure I could find SOME jokes about burning in hell. See, potentially anything could be a joke. Assuming you know what humor is.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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This a joke... right?

Is burning in hell a joke to you?

[robe]

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This a joke... right?

[Dogdung Wolfburgers (Quarantined)]

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Well my birthday is on Halloween and I will be 19 this year. Halloween is not satans birthday.

[Ebenezer Wright]

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What the piffle is wrong with you?

Watch your tongue heathen! You don't have to get angry because the Godly Pastor has pointed out some facts that you don't like.

[SavingTheRest]

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Apple is headquartered near San Fransissyco so we don't have to state the obvious why they chose a "fruite" as a symbol.

As Pastor Al said, it is short step for Little Jimmy from sticking an ear phone into his ear to Little Jimmy down on skid row letting bums stick their tallywackers into little Jimmy to feed Little Jimmy's crack habit.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Fred Smith]

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Do you guys know that helloween is actually a german heavy metal band? Its interesting because a holiday and a heavy metal band are not similar at all. I dont know how holiday= heavy metal, but i am sure you guys figured out a way.

[Brother DT]

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Don't forget about that "Cute" little cartoon titled "Its the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" It may look cute but in reality it is the bait that gets your little spricketts hooked by Satan's fishing rod. This little "Halloween Special" is also laden with the left wing agenda.

1. Linus cries like a little Nancy boy when Lucy plunges the knife into the pumpkin to make Satan's Lantern.

2. Linus tries to convert everyone to his cult, who worships the Great Pumpkin (Obviously Satan) ...note, there is a reference to Santa Claus as well.

3. The Kids attend a party which is totally unsupervised. Lucy (Who incidentally is dressed as a witch, kisses a dog (Snoopy) Satan is sometimes depicted as a dog and in Medieval times and now, when a witch kisses Satan, she is making a pact. Now one could easily argue that Snoopy sneaks into the water tub and Lucy is merely bobbing for apples...well we all know that the apple was the fruit that the serpent used to tempt Eve...nuff said

4. Linus and Sally spend the night alone in the pumpkin patch...unchaperoned.

5. Lucy does a sketch on the back of Charlie Browns head, Don't quote me on this but since we already know that Lucy is a witch , this may suggest that Charlie Brown was chosen for the human sacrifice, or at least took the mark of the beast.

6. While the other kids got candy, Charlie Brown got a bag full of rocks, now some of you may think "Oh poor ole Charlie Brown, got a bag of rocks for Halloween." Well think about this, Halloween, or Samhain is the most important holiday of Satanists and Wiccans, since Wicca is an, or claims to be an "Earth Based" religion and since the rocks come from the earth there you have it....This looney toon suggests that there is a bigger agenda behind the psychedelic animation and the nigra music.

7. Now this next part is a bit tricky so bear with me. This cartoon premiered in 1966, which is considered by Satanists as year one. 1966 was the year that Anton Lavey started the 1st church of Satan. It was also the year that John Lennon stated that the Beatles were "Bigger than Jesus" and it was also the year when Roman Polanski's "Rosemary's Baby" was being filmed ( NO need to explain the can of worms that opened up) I can see how this all comes together. This cartoon was made to indoctrinate little kids and old people to serve sin and satan.

[christain-goth]

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Halloween is about dressing up and getting and having fun, it has nothing to do with satan.

[Chezund Rice]

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That all depends. Are your neighbors queers, joos or nigras?

Maybe the boys just want to have some fun...

Nope, all we have is Mexicans and Catholics (ain't that the same thing?).
Turns out all was well, little buggers were just going into business for themselves selling the darn things (seems their Mom told 'em they couldn't have no money for bullets unless they did their chores).