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  • Truvuv
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Says the kid who just dedicated his life to Satan by playing 12 hours video game.

    I don't remeber saying that I dedicated 12 hours of me life to satan. I played 12 hours of a VIDEO GAME, but please tell me how GTA V is satanic.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Originally posted by Truvuv View Post
    Hmmmm, I went out trick-or-treating until I was 13, and I never found anything satanic about it.
    Says the kid who just dedicated his life to Satan by playing 12 hours video game.

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  • Truvuv
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Hmmmm, I went out trick-or-treating until I was 13, and I never found anything satanic about it. Except that one guy who used to hand out bottles of dog's blood instead of candy. I can't quite put my finger on what was wrong with him........ LOL just kidding

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  • Thomas Taylor
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    When does the witch hunt start. I have had my eye on a few all year and am just waiting for the chance to net them.

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  • Levi Jones
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Welcome to Helloween 2013.

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Originally posted by ShadowStalker View Post
    Cucumbers, hamster and wires :/
    sounds rather disgusting...
    Quite. I'm glad you can see the filth for what it is.

    Originally posted by ShadowStalker View Post
    i would let Jesus help me if he decided to do so, but i don't really see my self crying out for help from Jesus in the first place, the reason i'm using Mp4 and headphones is that i'm not allowed to make much noise and there is simply no other alternative for me to listen to music. can't even raise my voice when i talk to my friends without my foster parents telling me to be quiet.

    if you/Jesus can come with an alternative which allows me to listen to music without them hearing it, please do tell. (and no unfortunately can't i afford to sound isolate my room )
    I know just what to do!

    Cry out to Jesus for Salvation! He will fill that void you have, He will give you the Heavenly Music your soul will always be able to hear! It will be with you "24/7" as they say! In fact, your foster parents will see the change in you and they will want to know what's going on. They'll want to hear how Christ works in your life. Then you can listen to Praise Music all together!

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  • ShadowStalker
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Son, I'm more concerned with why you think it's "fun" to use an alternative to the apple. The device serves the same purpose, as clearly every musical machine since the 8-track went out of favor, has been an attempt to capitalize on the success of Steve Jobs' creativity.

    And what does being wireless have to do with anything? Do you think cucumbers have wires? Hamsters? Yet these things are favorites among atheists for sexual self-gratification. Your using an MP4 player is a cry for help. Won't you let Jesus help you?
    Cucumbers, hamster and wires :/
    sounds rather disgusting...
    i would let Jesus help me if he decided to do so, but i don't really see my self crying out for help from Jesus in the first place, the reason i'm using Mp4 and headphones is that i'm not allowed to make much noise and there is simply no other alternative for me to listen to music. can't even raise my voice when i talk to my friends without my foster parents telling me to be quiet.

    if you/Jesus can come with an alternative which allows me to listen to music without them hearing it, please do tell. (and no unfortunately can't i afford to sound isolate my room )

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Son, I'm more concerned with why you think it's "fun" to use an alternative to the apple. The device serves the same purpose, as clearly every musical machine since the 8-track went out of favor, has been an attempt to capitalize on the success of Steve Jobs' creativity.

    And what does being wireless have to do with anything? Do you think cucumbers have wires? Hamsters? Yet these things are favorites among atheists for sexual self-gratification. Your using an MP4 player is a cry for help. Won't you let Jesus help you?

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  • ShadowStalker
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
    So, you render your wires invisible, like a "conjuror"?

    Where, then, are the invisible wires, if not in a blasphemous orifice?

    YBIC
    let me answer by asking you a question.
    Since when is Bluetooth blasphemous, are you guys claiming that mobile phones, the WIFI and the internet is against gods will as well ?
    there is no such thing as invisible wires, most people on the earth do use signals in their daily life though

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  • Matthew Hopkins
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Originally posted by ShadowStalker View Post
    first part of you comment actually made me laugh, and i'm going to use that for future referance.
    I don't like apple ( the company) but for a whole other reason though.

    but in all seriousness, I'm using a normal Mp4 player


    with big headphones


    is that considdered evil aswell ?
    not sticking anything in anywhere since both is wireless
    So, you render your wires invisible, like a "conjuror"?

    Where, then, are the invisible wires, if not in a blasphemous orifice?

    YBIC

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  • ShadowStalker
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Because they are made by Apple, a satanic reference to the forbidden fruit.

    OK, actually it is because they teach children to stick things in orifices they shouldn't stick things in. Ipods are a gateway sex toy to homerism.
    first part of you comment actually made me laugh, and i'm going to use that for future referance.
    I don't like apple ( the company) but for a whole other reason though.

    but in all seriousness, I'm using a normal Mp4 player


    with big headphones


    is that considdered evil aswell ?
    not sticking anything in anywhere since both is wireless

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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Originally posted by Pink Triangle View Post
    You "True Christians" think about sex more than anyone else!
    We think about sexual morality so much because God has placed such great emphasis on it in His Word. If it's that important to Him, then it's that important to us.

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Originally posted by Copper_Watermelon View Post
    Halloween is not Satan's birthday, it started as Samhain, it's just a Pagan tradition to celebrate the harvest and the chancing of the seasons.
    Please show us the historical documentation for this assertion.

    Note: Silverbunny Ravenfluff's "Teen Witch" is not historical documentation.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Originally posted by Pink Triangle View Post
    ...The headphone goes into your ear - not any other orifice simply because you would not be able to hear anything.
    You're speaking from experience, no doubt?

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  • Pink Triangle
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    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Because they are made by Apple, a satanic reference to the forbidden fruit.

    OK, actually it is because they teach children to stick things in orifices they shouldn't stick things in. Ipods are a gateway sex toy to homerism.
    You "True Christians" think about sex more than anyone else! The headphone goes into your ear - not any other orifice simply because you would not be able to hear anything.

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