PURE EVIL: Halloween's Wicked History

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Re: PURE EVIL: Halloween's Wicked History

Dear Cindy Lou Jenkins,

I had never heard of Helloweed before I came on this website, but it sounds positively dreadful!

It is dreadful indeed. I trust that you let Billy Bob handle those pesky lazy kids begging for handouts at the door? "But the lazy man will be put to forced labor." (Proverbs 12:24)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

Re: PURE EVIL: Halloween's Wicked History

I had never heard of Helloweed before I came on this website, but it sounds positively dreadful!

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[Felicity]

Re: PURE EVIL: Halloween's Wicked History

@Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D. I am glad my father does not allow Halloween in our house!

[Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.]

Dear Friends,

We all know Halloween is pure evil. Like Christmas is the holiday of Christ, Halloween is the holiday of Satan! I want to make sure you all realize how evil Halloween actually is! So allow me to tell you about Halloween's Wicked History. "And the children of Israel did evil in the sight of the LORD." (Judges 2:11)

Pomona
Historian Nicholas Rogers, may he burn in Hell for all eternity, traced down the origins of Halloween to the Roman feast of Pomona. The Pomona feast was created by the Romans to celebrate that they killed Jesus (temporary) on the cross. Thinking that with Jesus out of the way they could now celebrate in unlimited sin, the feast of Pomona is all about sinning, sinning and more sinning.

The fat filthy Roman whore Pomona:


The Romans actually believed Pomona to be God! It will not surprise you to learn that the feast of Pomona embodies everything that God hates: women dressing like whores, woman eating like pigs, woman fornicating like monkeys and, worst off all, woman eating from the forbidden fruit! This also explains why even today eating sweet forbidden fruit is still part of the Halloween tradition! "But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die." (Genesis 3:3)

Samhain
After the Romans conquered Europe and then got smashed down by God most of them became Celts. Even today the Celts celebrate something they call Samhain, which is suspiciously similar to Halloween. The main theme in Samhain is the celebration of the darkness of Satan. This also explains why it is celebrated when the days are getting shorter and the world will be getting darker and darker from now on. The Gaelic custom of wearing costumes and masks, is an attempt to copy evil spirits. In Scotland the dead are impersonated by young men with masked, veiled or blackened faces, dressed in white. After this they all engage in an anonymous gay sex orgy. The darkroom, something gays use to fornicate anonymously, also finds it's origin in this filthy feast. "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body." (1st Corinthians 6:18)

A femnazi bitch Samhain girl:


From Swedish turnips to American pumpkins
More medieval "holy days" and evil cultures where incorporated. The most evil of them all, from Sweden! The souling practice of commemorating the souls in purgatory with candle lanterns carved from Swedish turnips, became adapted into the making of jack-o'-lanterns. In traditional Celtic Halloween festivals, large Swedish turnips were hollowed out, carved with faces and placed in windows to seduce evil spirits into visiting the house and possessing the children! Using our God given gift of making everything bigger and better, we Americans replaced those puny Swedish turnips with big American pumpkins. It is unfortunate that many parents do not realize that with those pumpkins they are actively inviting Satan to steal the souls of their children! "Then was brought unto him one possessed with a devil." (Matthew 12:22)

People in Sweden always look like this:


Trick-or-treating
And as if asking Satan to take away the souls of our children isn't enough, there is trick-or-treating. It is derived from wassailing which is suspiciously similar to caroling. Yet another sign Halloween is Satan's version of Christmas. Essentially trick-or-treating is teaching children it is OK to be lazy and never work and beg for what you need instead. Our communist welfare system, brought to us by communist President Lyndon B. Johnson, is a direct result of this filthy habit. "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor." (Proverbs 12:24)

How to act?
It goes without saying that Christians should never engage in any Halloween related activities. In my personal experience Halloween is an excellent time to lure children into your house by promising them candy and then getting them on their knees to fill them with the joy of Jesus! Since sometimes parents are incapable of determining what is best for their child, I reluctantly wear a Halloween costume to be unrecognizable myself and then temporarily move to the house of an annoying neighbor who happens to be out of town. I already got rid of several annoying neighbors this way. "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." (Leviticus 19:15)

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.