[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

OMG....I was emailed this photo by the friend of a friend, whose son's classmate took this picture in the woods, where they'd heard the PUMPKIN PEOPLE were being born ! ! !

I didn't want to believe in this new threat/trend...but it's all true ! ! !
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[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

Make certain that you and your family steer clear of pumpkin carving this autumn. Pumpkin carving is messy, slippery, erotic, and easily leads to pumpkin @!%#ing.


A child lustfully probes a pumpkin hole.

If that sight doesn't make you sick, then you are a disgusting pervert who is probably @!%#ing a pumpkin this very minute.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

Brother Hatchet, the depravity seems to be much worse than you thought! Even dogs are getting into the humpkin action and it is creating animal/pumpkin hybrids! They look like vicious, blood thirsty demons!

Surely this means we are in The End of Days. These cross breads must be the beasts the Revelations speaks of.

[SUV]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

I long for a bygone era when you could trust that you were eating wholesome, jizz-free food.

But what about those "Fizzies" Brother? I always wondered about them

Not to mention...."Alka Seltzer"

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

I used to relish warm pumpkin bread with pumpkin butter.



Now I'm concerned that they could be tainted with man yogurt. I long for a bygone era when you could trust that you were eating wholesome, jizz-free food.

[landoverlover]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

This was discovered by the side of the road, and it looks someone has had their way with it and by it's reaction i would say by force.

I guess this would be the Money Shot? Brings a new meaning to the word "PUNK-in" pie. And I WONDERED why the piece of pie I had at IHOP smelled faintly of bleach...

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

This new humpkin perversion is really getting popular. Why, even black people are humking the pumkins right in the front yard!!

[SUV]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

Is this website genuine.

YES, homer! In fact, I give it 3 Snaps Up in a J-for-Jesus formation

[IDontBelieve]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

I have just discovered this website and all i can say is, are you kidding?
Is this website fake. If people are actually buying into this ridiculousness, then i guess the world has really gone downhill.
If you idiots actually believe that having sex with a pumpkin will
lead to human/pumpkin hybrids, then obviously GOD did not give you
the correct number of brain cells to differiantiate fantasy from reality.

I can't even begin to say how much i laughed at this. And if you people
are actually serious, then the hilarity of it just ups itself.

"humpkins?" really? im sorry but, this has to be fake.

unless the world is now full with christian dumbass's

[IDontBelieve]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

Oh my, this is truley horrifying. to think people actually partake in this horrendous activity. This needs to be stopped. Just think of the unimaginable evil this could release into the world.
It makes me sick.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

For the time being, let's call these things "humpkins," which is a portmanteau of "human" and "pumpkin," as well as "hump" and "pumpkin." I'm not married to "humpkins" though.

Of course not, Brother! You can't get married to a "humpkin" until at least 6 or 8 months after Obama forces gay "marriage" down our throats.

As for the contest, while Sister BTB's pie is truly a delight, wouldn't a full meal with perhaps a serving of Pastor Ezekiel's fine beef and potatoes be a better reward? I hear he has some meaty T-bones tucked away somewhere, and russets that make an Irishman drool . . .

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

More disturbing video: Man Caught Having Sex With Pumpkin. The filth begins about 25 seconds in.

I am certain God will create a vicious new STD--gourdorrhea perhaps--for these @!%#ing pumpkin @!%#ers.

I don't care what anybody says but as far as I am concerned a Rape is a Rape and the man in that video should be treated accordingly! He should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and he should be placed on a sexual offenders list as all sexual deviants should. A pumpkin pumper once a pumpkin pumper forever.

[handmaiden]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

May I bring up a possibly related concern?

Who has not seen the children's holiday special, "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown"? There are some who interpret this cartoon to be Charles Schultz's attempt to insert a gentle (as in fluffy bunny) Christian message of faith into secular society.

Now, it can be seen for what it truly is-- an idolarous slur against the true story about the death and resurrection of the one, True Saviour.

As for the evil of congress with pumpkins, (no doubt Congress will be declaring a congress with pumpkin day in the near future) it seems as this has been the long term goal of Charlie Brown and Company from the start.

What fools we have been by allowing those disgusting little children to dance joyously before us on the television!

I will begin mapping out a route to Charles Schultz's birthplace soon. I say the cleansing fires should begin there.

"Great Pumpkin", indeed. The Antichrist, more like it.


Outragedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

It seems that this humping pumpkins is all over. Below a mass gathering of them, and a child born from pumpkin humping!

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Pumpkin @!%#ing

More disturbing video: Man Caught Having Sex With Pumpkin. The filth begins about 25 seconds in.

I am certain God will create a vicious new STD--gourdorrhea perhaps--for these @!%#ing pumpkin @!%#ers.