[Dan U. Holier]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

As he is from Sweden, i wonder what he is going to attack you with as guns are illegal in Sweden, is he going to attack you with a butter knife or what?

... maybe with a smørrebrød / smörgås knife?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

As he is from Sweden, i wonder what he is going to attack you with as guns are illegal in Sweden, is he going to attack you with a butter knife or what?

I think she was planning to bore us to death with vain repitition.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

I wonder if you were aware of the fact that issuing death threats to a True Christian™ Pastor is considered a hate crime in America, even under the Obama regime.

As he is from Sweden, i wonder what he is going to attack you with as guns are illegal in Sweden, is he going to attack you with a butter knife or what?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

Didn't know that you think some witches are women of God??

Name one.

And who would stop me? You? If I where to go there it would obviously be to kill you....

I wonder if you were aware of the fact that issuing death threats to a True Christian(tm) Pastor is considered a hate crime in America, even under the Obama regime.

Enjoy hell, maggot.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

...Also, all over the place here you tell non-TC's that they are beyond saving and should just drop dead and go to hell.. D: Thought you where supposed as you say, "save" us? )

We are offering you Salvation™ by accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, but ultimately that’s your choice:

Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

2 Thessalonians 1:8-9 In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ; Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power

The gracious God is guaranteeing us Salvation™ without expecting anything in return – except unconditional obedience to His commandments; else you'll burn in hell.

C'mon, it isn't such a difficult choice, is it???

YiC, DUH

[andreas.karlssson]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

I love a steak dinner, but not 20 minutes after omelettes.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

Oh nice comparsion of the rapture and god to a steak dinner ) gogo hell

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

To be fair, if you go by the majority of the world populations humans you are the mad and blind ones that believe the world is flat^^ As countless men and women have seen with their own eyes, the world is not flat but round, thus, you are the crazy lunatics

And to the question about me being ready, I assume you don't want to die as you are so eager to defend yourself, and by that defenition you don't want to go to heaven. Do I sense doubt in your beliefs? lol

I love a steak dinner, but not 20 minutes after omelettes.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[andreas.karlssson]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

I won't lose any sleep over them

True, U can't learn a old dog to not quit.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

all over the place here you tell non-TC's that they are beyond saving and should just drop dead and go to hell.. D: Thought you where supposed as you say, "save" us? )

We give people the good news of Jesus Christ, if they don't listen then we move on.

Matthew 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.

I won't lose any sleep over them, they rejected Jesus, let them burn,

YIC

Jack

[andreas.karlssson]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

Then you aren't very good labourers ^^ As people all over the world laugh at how stupid you guys are.. It's even a very popular serie on youtube called "Why do people laugh at creationists?" Also, all over the place here you tell non-TC's that they are beyond saving and should just drop dead and go to hell.. D: Thought you where supposed as you say, "save" us? )

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

And to the question about me being ready, I assume you don't want to die as you are so eager to defend yourself, and by that defenition you don't want to go to heaven. Do I sense doubt in your beliefs? lol

Andreas, we are not afraid of being anyhow prosecuted; that a blessing for every True Christian™:

Matthew 5:10-11 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake

But… let me repeat for the thousandth time: those who believe that God is some kind of a kind, peace-loving, Gandhi-style hippy are living in denial. The Holy Bible is absolutely clear about that; read Psalm 137:9, Psalm 144:1, Numbers 31:17, Deuteronomy 7:1-2, Deuteronomy 13:15, Deuteronomy 20:16, Joshua 6:21, Joshua 10:40-41, Hosea 13:16, Ezekiel 21:4-5, Matthew 12:30 etc. Let me quote the Holy Bible:

Psalm 144:1 Blessed be the LORD my strength which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:

No were are NOT some lukewarm “christians”; we’re the real deal.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

And to the question about me being ready, I assume you don't want to die as you are so eager to defend yourself, and by that defenition you don't want to go to heaven. Do I sense doubt in your beliefs? lol

True Christians do not fear death, we embrace it. Every night I pray that the following day will bring the Rapture and we will be with Jesus and the sinners will burn.
However we are also given the duty of spreading the good news of Jesus Christ our saviour,

Matthew 9:37 Then saith he unto his disciples, The harvest truly is plenteous, but the labourers are few; 38Pray ye therefore the Lord of the harvest, that he will send forth labourers into his harvest.

We are His labourers and trash such as yourself are the harvest so we must do as we are commanded until the Lord takes us. Every day of life for a True Christian could mean another soul saved through our good work for Jesus so we must also embrace life.


YIC


Jack

[andreas.karlssson]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

Does anyone know what this internet tough guy is blethering on about?

I've seen some interwebs meltdowns but this is becoming tragic.

Deuteronomy 28:28 The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:

Deuteronomy 28:20 The LORD shall send upon thee cursing, vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly; because of the wickedness of thy doings, whereby thou hast forsaken me.



Perhaps the Lord is smiting young Andrea in a particularly subtle way.

To be fair, if you go by the majority of the world populations humans you are the mad and blind ones that believe the world is flat^^ As countless men and women have seen with their own eyes, the world is not flat but round, thus, you are the crazy lunatics

And to the question about me being ready, I assume you don't want to die as you are so eager to defend yourself, and by that defenition you don't want to go to heaven. Do I sense doubt in your beliefs? lol

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

Didn't know that you think some witches are women of God??




And who would stop me? You? If I where to go there it would obviously be to kill you, and if you where for real you would embrace death. At least thats what you all say that other should do etc so But then again it's easy to talk big, it's harder to actually embrace death, guess you guys are to wimpy to go to "heaven"

Does anyone know what this internet tough guy is blethering on about?

I've seen some interwebs meltdowns but this is becoming tragic.

Deuteronomy 28:28 The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:

Deuteronomy 28:20 The LORD shall send upon thee cursing, vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly; because of the wickedness of thy doings, whereby thou hast forsaken me.



Perhaps the Lord is smiting young Andrea in a particularly subtle way.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I've Got a Witch Problem, Brothers!

Yes but that makes him a murderer and as God says, you shall not kill! And if she is a woman of God I'd say he wouldn't be very pleased with the pastor breaking God's commandments by killing one of Gods gals?

And on a sidenote, as I'm not going to heaven anyways, I assume it's okay if I come and kill you all in the coming days?

You bring up an interesting point: what should I do if an eskimo attacks my house?

FACT: I am a peaceful person, as you can easily determine from my posts here at the peaceful gathering of True Christians(tm) known as Landover Baptist.



FACT: I am small arms qualified, courtesy of my favorite relative, Uncle Sam.

FACT: I have been to many eskimo-infested areas, including: Alaska, Iceland, Greenland, UP Michigan, Sweden, Boston, and Finland.

FACT: most eskimos are notorious drunks (like fur-covered injuns) and so I leave easily-discovered caches of fire-water on the perimeter of my property.

So: you ready?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth