[Dennis Lukes]

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Probably an improvement from the "Druids" I've seen (read: Goths, EMO's, EDM hooligans, Juggalos, Hippies, none of whom would know a real druid if it fell out the sky and landed on their head) but otherwise Eew!!! no I didn't know that it's revolting

We had some "Druids" out here in Podunk last Helloween. They had built a large wicker man and they were going to fill it with Christian children to burn alive as a sacrifice to their heathen gods. Of course, when the fellas and I stood our ground and carried out the Lord's will (Deuteronomy 12:3), those punk teenagers claimed they were just having a bonfire "like at Burning Man." Well, it burned all right, and we no longer have an infestation of Satanists (Exodus 22:18).

[MitzaLizalor]

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an old Celtic pagan tradition where druids made human sacrifices for their gods (read: demons) and "compensated" each victim's family by leaving them a pumpkin with a monster's face carved on it.

Probably an improvement from the "Druids" I've seen (read: Goths, EMO's, EDM hooligans, Juggalos, Hippies, none of whom would know a real druid if it fell out the sky and landed on their head) but otherwise Eew!!! no I didn't know that it's revolting

[Harvey]

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Anyone else planning to take down carved-up pumpkins on October 31? As many of you know, the pumpkins are part of an old Celtic pagan tradition where druids made human sacrifices for their gods (read: demons) and "compensated" each victim's family by leaving them a pumpkin with a monster's face carved on it. I think it's alarming and frustrating that many "Christian" families are ignorant of this fact and unknowingly continue to honor these primitive superstitious pagan customs that we should have destroyed ages ago.

[Diesel Stanford]

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October 31 should be seen as a good day. On that day Martin Luther (perhaps the last godly German) left the Satanic Catholic Church and declared that we must follow the Bible and nothing else. He lead the path for the Authorized King James Bible which would come nearly a century leader.

[MitzaLizalor]

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https://www.chick.com/halloween/2019

Some witnessing ideas here, from last year. Do these have endorsement from The Pastors?

[Uncle Rutherford]

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Call me old school, but for me, it's just not Oct. 31 without a trip to the Hell House.

I’ve always wanted to visit Freehold’s hell house every October but I am always denied entry at the town lines. They never say why but I suspect some bad apples always try to enter Freehold and it’s just a basic precaution. You have to applaud that attention to safety they have where you live.

[WWJDnow]

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Call me old school, but for me, it's just not Oct. 31 without a trip to the Hell House.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Well, at least I know what my kids will be dressed up like this year.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

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The only appropriate Helloween decorations for a True Christian™!

Mmmm, I'll be there's plenty of Jesusweenie behind that door.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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The only appropriate Helloween decorations for a True Christian™!

[Regens Kuechl]

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For Jesusween when the kids to our trailer, my wife is going give the kids horse liver and kidney beans and proclaim it to be the body and kidney stones our your Lord and Savior and you better not pull any tricks and throw 'em in the bushes!

JESUSWEEN really seems like a great Idea!
One could but still think about the possible betterment by calling it VATICAWEEN or CATHOLWEEN, so that the Holy Stool in Rome would be honored also!
I think I will, if the little Runts come to my door demanding for sweets, give out to them HOLY CATHOLIC EUCHARISTS Instead.
And who knows; If DURING CATHOLWEEN NIGHT a very sweet little boy should knock all alone on my door I might even invite him in to teach him about the true CHRISTIAN LOVE that resides in the heart of a CATHOLIC PRIEST.

[Des]

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I give kids who are dressed up only one KJV bible verse(and a paddlin)


anyone who isnt dressed up gets the entire bible and how to join the L.O.B Church and be saved

I do not condone helping create a generation of socialist Welfare leeches, so they get nothing at my gate (Yes, gate. Those nose-picking mendicants are not getting near my house.) until they earn it.

So they dressed up. Well la de dah! Guess what, brats, I get dressed every single day!

Nosiree, if those punks want a treat from me, they have to stand in front of the gate security cams and act out a Biblical scene. If they do a good job of it I use a drone to drop a piece of candy. A bad job of it and I use another drone to dispense a CS gas cloud.

One time with the old choke & puke gas and those beggars learn to perform better next year.

[Ph0enix808]

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I give kids who are dressed up only one KJV bible verse(and a paddlin)


anyone who isnt dressed up gets the entire bible and how to join the L.O.B Church and be saved

[Youth Minister Harry]

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What a wonderful idea Mrs. Johnson. I also like to pass out literature. I hand draw each one to make it special. I make sure to include my phone number and a place to meet for private prayer counseling. It's very hard for some children to reach out to older people when they need help, believe me I know! A lot of times the adults won't believe them, particularly if they've already been established as little willful liars who can't seem to keep their little mouths shut. That's why it's important that I let them always reach out and get a hold of me. Children have needs too!

If you'd like to try some of my Lester Tracts this year, just let me know!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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We live in California, where gays and sodomites live. My husband, instead of candy, or other satanic things, are using this time to spread His word through these lovely cards.